Top 50 Bottom Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bottom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bottom conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

   Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

   Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

3. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

4. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

5. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

6. Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

7. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

8. If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

9. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

   Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

10. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

Funny bottom pickup lines

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Are you a ketchup bottle?

Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt

I’ll be positioned top and you can be positioned bottom.

Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

*drops microphone*

Girl, are you a well?
Because your bottom is endless.

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)

I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

I love you from the bottom of my heart

You’re everything to me

Hey girl are you bedrock?

Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.

What do you and The Declaration of Independence have in common?

Most people look at the body, I prefer the bottom.

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

Are you a shirt?

'Cause it looks like you could use a bottom ;)

Hey girl. You remind me of an ice cream cone.

I wanna start off on the top and work my way down to the bottom, and wanna lick that white cream coming out of that hole until my mouth is full of it.

I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?