Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?

You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.

I'm a bad diver...I like to put my hands on the bottom!

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.

Remove all your worries in life, throw them in the sea and let them sink deeply at the bottom.

I’ll be positioned top and you can be positioned bottom.

I could hit your guac bottom any night.

How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?

I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it's because you've been running through my mind all day.

Want to lengthen your bottom time?

Would you mind if I logged some bottom time.

Girl, are you a well?

Because your bottom is endless.

I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

I know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.

I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the thought of you taking charge that makes me melt?"

I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.

"Like a Cornetto, you're irresistibly delicious from top to bottom, and I can't wait to get to your heart."

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

"You light up my day brighter than a Bikini Bottom jellyfish, just like SpongeBob does for you."

"Adorable and shy, huh? How about we translate that language of blushes into something more... intimate?"

"Your bashful eyes have me hooked, how about we explore our fantasies, starting with me on top?"

"You must be a magician because every time I see you, my heart disappears and my pants get tight!"

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because just like the Spongebob musical, you've turned my world upside down with your charm."

"Are you a skyscraper? Because I want to climb you all the way to the top."

"Are you an architect? Because your bottom's design is so structurally impressive, it could win awards."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"Does your shyness come with a map? Because I've been lost in your demure demeanor all night."

Is your name Bikini Bottom? Because I can't stop thinking about diving into you.

"I must say, your vibe is so captivating; it's hard not to feel a little thrill in your presence."

"Excuse me, but your smile could probably spark a little excitement—mind if I join in on the fun?"

Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.

"Are you a Superior Vena Cava? Because you've got all of my heart's attention, top to bottom."

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

"Excuse me, but did it hurt when you fell from the top? Because I'm definitely ready to catch you."

"You must be a fry from the bottom of the bag, because I've been searching for someone as special as you."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because every moment spent with you is better than a day at Goo Lagoon."

"Are you a skyscraper? Because I can't wait to be your tall bottom, reaching new heights together."

"Is it just me, or do you make my heart race like a bottom ready for some fun?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, from top to bottom."

"Your shyness may set boundaries, but your beauty compels me to cross them. Fancy exploring together?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart does somersaults and other things get excited too."

Are you an ice cream cone? Because I want to lick you from top to bottom.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little magic trick—if you know what I mean."

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

"Those playful toes have me wondering if they can lead me to your heart... or somewhere even more exciting."

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little trick."

"You must be a magician because every time I see you, my heart—and other things—just disappear!"

Are you an ice cream cone? Because you're sweet, tempting, and I want to lick you from top to bottom.

"Is it just me, or do you make even the most innocent thoughts feel a little naughty?"

"Are your feet magic? Because every time they tease, my heart races and I can't help but want more."

Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

"Those feet of yours must know the way to my heart; how about we explore the rest together?"

"You know, the sky's not the only limit when you're with a shy, tall guy like me."

"You may be short, but you've got me towering with desire to be your tall bottom."

"I may be short, but I can definitely reach new heights with a tall bottom like you."

Is your name Bikini Bottom? Because you've got me feeling like I'm under your spell.

"Are you a jellyfish? Because my heart stings every time I see you, just like SpongeBob's net misses them in Bikini Bottom."

"Are you wearing magic? Because every time I see you, my heart and other parts start to rise!"

"You're like a library book, I can't help but check you out. Can I read between your lines tonight?"

Are you a lollipop? Because I want to lick you from top to bottom.

"I must be dreaming because someone as cute as you should be illegal—especially with that kind of charm!"

I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a little happy dance!"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the way you make my heart race and my mind wander?"

"Is your bottom a bakery? Because the buns are out of this world!"

Call me Neville

Cuz I long for your bottom.

"Just like Spongebob, I wouldn't mind spending all my Bikini Bottom dollars for a date with you."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because you've got me hooked like a Krusty Krab Patty."

"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. Your sweet shyness is the most attractive trait I've ever seen."

That's so cool! I bet you're great at getting to the bottom of things. Your curiosity is intriguing.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a little flip like a cute acrobat!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little magic trick down below."

"Are you trying to trip me with those beautiful feet? Because I'm falling for you hard."

I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you making me feel all kinds of ways? You're absolutely irresistible."

"Are you a dessert? Because I can't wait to savor every delicious moment with you... starting from the bottom."

"Is it bad that I'm more nervous than you are cute? Because that's off the charts, beautiful."

If you were a popsicle, I'd lick you from top to bottom without any regrets.

"Being this tall, I often feel like a skyscraper. Care to be my ground-breaking architect tonight?"

"Are you from Bikini Bottom? Because my heart is drowning deep for you just like Spongebob's love for jellyfishing."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart gets hard in the best way."

Hey girl are you bedrock?

Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.

I love you from the bottom of my heart

You’re everything to me

"Is it just me, or did the room get brighter when you walked in? You light up my day."

"Even at the bottom of the ninth, I'd still choose to have you on my team, sweetheart."

"Is it just me, or do you have a certain charm that makes it hard to keep my hands to myself?"

"Hey Sandy, just like a squirrel with its nuts, I'm just nuts about you. Are you ready to explore Bikini Bottom together?"

"Is your name Pearl? Because like Mr. Krabs, I treasure every moment with you on our Bikini Bottom stage."

"Is it just me, or do you make it hard for a guy to keep his cool around you?"

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof

Bottom text

I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

You are like the perfect indian taco:

thick on the bottom and light on the top

Are you a shirt?

'Cause it looks like you could use a bottom ;)

For you ;)

Are you my self-esteem? Because you made my mouth hit rock bottom

Hey girl. You remind me of an ice cream cone.

I wanna start off on the top and work my way down to the bottom, and wanna lick that white cream coming out of that hole until my mouth is full of it.

Are you top text

Because im a bottom text

Katrina said mens' bottoms were the key to unlocking my fortune today.

Wanna help me get lucky?

You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

I'm gonna have to make some adjustments to your bottom line

Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of kiss I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.

Angels fall from the sky, I rise from the bottom

Lets try and make this triple bottom line.

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?

How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

Top quark or bottom quark?

Girl, let's go all the way, because the bottom is not in until I enter my position.

Girl, I love that double bottom of yours.

Double bottom or double top, I want them all.

I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.

From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

Want to go for a whild ride baby? I'm a bottom.

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered