Top 50 Bottom Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bottom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

   Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

   Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

3. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

4. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

5. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

6. Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

7. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

8. If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

9. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

   Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

10. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

Funny bottom pickup lines

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

Damn girl, are you a beef roast?

Because that bottom round, well done.

Are you a ketchup bottle?

Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt

If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it's because you've been running through my mind all day.

Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
*drops microphone*

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

I just made this one up to use on my girlfriend.

She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

Call me Neville

Cuz I long for your bottom.

I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.

Hey girl are you bedrock?

Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.

U cant spell 36-inch ultramegalong dildo in silicone with velcrow grip at bottom, without u and i

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Are you a shirt?

'Cause it looks like you could use a bottom ;)

Are you top text

Because im a bottom text

I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof

Bottom text

For you ;)

Are you my self-esteem? Because you made my mouth hit rock bottom

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom