Top 50 Bottom Pick Up lines
Are you on the bottom during sex? Use these bottom pick up lines to pick up guys or girls. These pick up lines for the bottom can be dirty and funny. Whether you are on top or on the bottom, you can use these bottom pick up lines to help you. Add some spice to your sex life tonight.
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Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?
Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
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Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.
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So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?
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Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?
Working short bottom pickup lines to impress a girl
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?
If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
Are you a ketchup bottle?
Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt
Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
bottom Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?
You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I'm a bad diver...I like to put my hands on the bottom!
I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Bottom.
Remove all your worries in life, throw them in the sea and let them sink deeply at the bottom.
I’ll be positioned top and you can be positioned bottom.
bottom Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I could hit your guac bottom any night.
I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.
How about let's move into your Bikini Bottom and go from there?
If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it's because you've been running through my mind all day.
Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
*drops microphone*
Want to lengthen your bottom time?
Would you mind if I logged some bottom time.
I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.
I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.
Girl, are you a well?
Because your bottom is endless.
I know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.
bottom Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
I am down for Bikini Bottom any day.
Girl, I will make your Bikini Bottom wet.
F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?
Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous
I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?
Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous
Hi, I am Iron Man. And I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.
I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)
Call me Neville
Cuz I long for your bottom.
I'd would love to see how your bottom line compensates for the inflation in my pants.
Hey girl are you bedrock?
Cause I wanna hit rock bottom.
I love you from the bottom of my heart
You’re everything to me
What do you and The Declaration of Independence have in common?
Most people look at the body, I prefer the bottom.
Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
And it is smokin
You are like the perfect indian taco:
thick on the bottom and light on the top
Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...
I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?
Smooth and dirty Bottom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bottom conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bottom phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.