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Top 30 North Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth North chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

    The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

  2. Hey girl you me north south position?

  3. Are you North Korea?

    Because I could never leave you!

  4. You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

  5. I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

  6. Can I see your North Pole?

  7. Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

  8. Are you from the north? Becuase I just Winterfell-in love with you.

  9. Hey, interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

  10. Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

    Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

    Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

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The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

Hey baby are you a compass?

Because you make my dick go north

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

If you are the south end of a magnet...

Then I must be the north end because damn im attracted to you .

Girl you're like a magnet...

Cause my South pole wants to go your North pole

- Day 34

Are you from North Korea?

Because my heart, you have Won!

There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.

I dig you. (North Dakota)

You make my stomache all Raleigh-poly. (North Carolina)

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.

I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart.

If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you.

They call me the King of the North, but I'd go south for you.

We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle.