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Top 16 East Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth East chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I am trying to discover a passage to the east indies or into your undies, whichever is easier.

  2. Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

    One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

  3. Damn gurl are you Middle East?

    Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.

  4. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  5. Damn girl, are you from East Africa?

    Cause I want to visit Djibouti!

  6. North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

  7. Are you the middle east?

    Cause' freedom isn't the only thing I would like to drill into you....

  8. Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

    Bc one I get inside you I'm never pulling out

  9. Do you work for the East Indie Trading Company?

    Cause you know how to move that booty

  10. I’d love to take you to East Africa, so I can grab Burundi-wear.

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What is a East pickup line?

Funny east pickup lines

You must be from the Middle East, because for you baby, I Kuwait forever.

Are we in the Middle East?

Because you’re Syria-sly good-looking.

Girl, you must be from the Middle East

Because you sha-warm-my heart

Kiss me of i'm wrong,

But the sun sets on east right?

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This is a funny East pickup line!

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.