110 Western Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some pick up lines to use on guys or girls that love western themes? We have compiled and written the best list of pick up lines that relate to the wild wild west, cowboys, Indians, and more! These pick up lines feature common themes such as horses, guns, and more! Is your loved one a fan of shows such as Bonanza, Little house on the prairie, and more? Use these pick up lines to flirt and impress!

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A good Western pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

What's a nice girl like you doing in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy?

(Ref. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )
How about you come over here an ill show you my western grip.
Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....
Get ready, little lady. h**... is coming to breakfast.
You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising c**....
Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

Here are 110 western pick up lines for her and flirty western rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your western rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny western pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty western joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute western pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about western are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"How about we ride into the sunset, darling? I promise, with you in my arms, every horizon would be breathtaking."

You know, when I said "Howdy c**...," I didn't think it would work.

"Ever thought about riding into the sunset, darlin'? Well, with a beauty like yours, it'd be a sight to remember."

"Is your name Jessie? 'Cause darlin', you've got me lassoed in your love, tighter than a bull in a rodeo."

"Darlin', are you a sunset on the prairie? 'Cause I can't help but bask in your breathtaking beauty."

"Howdy, darling! Is your smile a lasso? 'Cause it's got my heart tied up faster than a wild stallion."

"Darlin', you're hotter than a wild west sun, fancy riding off into the sunset together?"

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Cheesy western Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Darlin', you're hotter than a pistol at high noon. Fancy a wild ride in this cowboy's world?"

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

"Are you a sunset on the prairie? 'Cause your beauty outshines even the most breathtaking western vista."

"Are you a wanted outlaw? 'Cause baby, your curves have definitely stolen my heart in this wild west town."

"Like a wild stallion, my heart can't be tamed when I'm around you, darling."

"Darlin', in this wild west, your smile is the only sunset I want to watch, every single night."

"Are you a lasso? 'Cause every time I look at you, I feel caught up in your captivating beauty, darling."

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Funny western Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Western conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Like a cowboy riding into the sunset, it is your enchanting eyes that draw me into the twilight, sweetheart."

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

"Darlin', if looks could lasso, you'd have this cowboy roped and tied with one glance of your green eyes."

"Darlin', you must be a sunset over a prairie, 'cause your beauty outshines every star in this wild western sky."

"Are you a stallion? 'Cause every cowboy needs his ride, and I reckon, I've found mine in your dazzling eyes."

"Just like a desert mirage, you're an oasis in my heart, babe. How 'bout we explore more than the wild west tonight?"

"How about we ride into the sunset together? Because, sweetheart, you've lassoed my heart with your beauty."

"Sweetheart, just like a lasso, you've got me all tangled up in your beauty. How about we ride off together?"

"Ever dream of a cowboy's life, sweetheart? Join me in the Western world, let's make it wild and unforgettable together."

"Just like a lasso, your beauty's got me tied up and I'm completely at your mercy."

"Just like a wild stallion, I'm drawn to the magnetic allure of your eyes."

"How about we gallop outta here? Your beauty's got this lone cowboy yearning for a ride under the stars."

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Clever western Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Western hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"You've got finer curves than a Texas road, care for a cowboy to explore?"

"Ever rode off into the sunset? Because with you, every moment feels like a beautiful Western romance."

"How 'bout you join me as my cowgirl, and together we'll ride the rodeo of passion under the western stars?"

"Ever fancied a wild west adventure, gorgeous? You're the gold rush that's sparked my cowboy spirit."

"Join me in the western world; it's wild, but not as wildly charming as you."

"Darlin', you're hotter than a desert sunset, mind if this cowboy joins your rodeo tonight?"

"Ever tried a cowboy's embrace, darling? Join me and let's create our own wild western romance."

"Darlin', you're the only desert rose that can quench a cowboy's thirst in this wild, wild west."

"Ever ridden under the stars, beautiful? 'Cause this cowboy can't wait to take you on a wild ride tonight."

Hey girl, is your body western America?

Cus you can call me lewis and clark

"How about we ride into the sunset together, cowgirl? Your beauty outshines even the wildest west."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.

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Smooth western Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Western pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Your beauty outshines all the gold in the Old West, care to stake a claim on this lone ranger's heart?"

"Ever wanted to explore western sunsets? With your beauty, every horizon would be a breathtaking view."

"Howdy, darling, you're hotter than a wild west sunset. Wanna ride into the sunset with this cowboy?"

"How about we ride into the sunset of the western world together? Your beauty would outshine even the most stunning sunset."

Do you believe in love at first sight?

You want I should walk by again?

Hey are we in an old western?
Because I'm about to ride you off into the sunset.

Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

Cuz you’re the hottest.

Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'

The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent. (Django Unchained)

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

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Flirty western Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Western pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Them calves of yours could use some ropin'.

Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'.

Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?

Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

Wanna see my scars?

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

Want to ride on my Monster truck?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.

You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.

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Cringe western Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

You're hotter than a tin roof in August.

You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.

I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.

What do you think about Western guys speaking Chinese?

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You can ride me so hard. They'll have to take me out back and shoot me.

You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?

You lost, ma'am? Heaven's a ways away from here.

Got any Texan in you? Want some?

Got eight seconds?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Western love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Western chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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