Top 50 Western Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some pick up lines to use on guys or girls that love western themes? We have compiled and written the best list of pick up lines that relate to the wild wild west, cowboys, Indians, and more! These pick up lines feature common themes such as horses, guns, and more! Is your loved one a fan of shows such as Bonanza, Little house on the prairie, and more? Use these pick up lines to flirt and impress!

What's a nice girl like you doing in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy?

(Ref. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )
How about you come over here an ill show you my western grip.
Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....
Get ready, little lady. h**... is coming to breakfast.
You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising c**....
Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

Working short western pickup lines to impress a girl

You know, when I said "Howdy c**...," I didn't think it would work.

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Hey girl, is your body western America?

Cus you can call me lewis and clark

Do you believe in love at first sight?

You want I should walk by again?

Hey are we in an old western?
Because I'm about to ride you off into the sunset.

Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

Cuz you’re the hottest.

western Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

Got any Texan in you? Want some?

Got eight seconds?

Happy trails to you, till we meet again.

Here's my card, call if you need a buck.

Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?

western Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

Honey, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!

How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

Howdy, need a ride?

I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed.

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.

I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod?

western Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.

I was just helping that sheep over a fence...

I won this belt buckle.

I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?

I'll fall for you like a blind roofer.

I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.

Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.

No need to be alarmed ma'am. That's not a pistol in my pocket.

No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.

Oh, baby, when I'm around you I can't think straight.

Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.

Using smooth Western phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Western conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Western phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Western lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.