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Top 50 Western Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Western pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Western conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What's a nice girl like you doing in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy?

    (Ref. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )

  2. How about you come over here an ill show you my western grip.

  3. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

  4. Hey girl, is your body western America?

    Cus you can call me lewis and clark

  5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.

  6. Do you believe in love at first sight?

    You want I should walk by again?

  7. Hey are we in an old western?

    Because I'm about to ride you off into the sunset.

  8. Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

    Cuz you’re the hottest.

  9. Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see.

  10. City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

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Funny western pickup lines

Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.

Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.

Country girls do it with their boots on!

Don't flatter yourself cowboy – I was staring at your truck.

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Got any Texan in you? Want some?

Got eight seconds?

Happy trails to you, till we meet again.

Here's my card, call if you need a buck.

Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

Hey girl, watch this.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

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Working Western tinder opener

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!

How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

Howdy, need a ride?

I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed.

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.

I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod?

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?