Top 31 Winter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Winter chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

   Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter

2. So, you go south for the winter?

3. I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

4. Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

5. I can keep it going all the winter long!

6. Is your name Winter?

   Because I heard you are coming.

7. Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

8. You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

9. Is your name autumn?

   Well, then I must be winter
   
   
   
   Because you’ll always come before me

10. Are you winter?

    Cuz you are going to come super soon

Funny winter pickup lines

Let’s play winter-winter
You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

You must be Winter

Because you are about to come
#GOT

Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.

Hey girl, do you like water?

She:........
Me: Not a pickup Line just a reminder to stay Hydrated this winter coz your skin needs it.

I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.

When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

Winter is coming, so am I.

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocoate in a cold winter day.

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

Sure winter dwells upon your lip, the snow is not more cold

Now is the winter of my discontent. Won't you make it glorious summer by going out with me?

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

Are you Berry? I would bottle you up as jam and enjoy you all winter long.

I love winter, because it's an excuse to cuddle.