Top 41 Winter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Winter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you the german army?

   Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

2. So, you go south for the winter?

3. I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

4. Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

5. I can keep it going all the winter long!

6. If i were a squirrel, you would be winter.

   Because I save my nuts for you

7. Is your name Winter?

   Because I heard you are coming.

8. Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

9. Is your name winter?

   Because youll be cumming soon

10. You look so hot in this picture,

    I forgot it was winter and went out uncovered.

Funny winter pickup lines

Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?
I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long

Is your name winter?

Cuz you’ll be cuming soon

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

I heard winter is coming

Would u like a blanket warmer?

Winter is here
Winter is here
Can I have your glove but "g" is silent

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

Is your name autumn?

Well, then I must be winter



Because you’ll always come before me

Are you winter?

Cuz you are going to come super soon

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

You must be Winter

Because you are about to come
#GOT

Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.

:D

Do you know what you and a city in winter have in common? You're both about to get 9 inches later.

I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.

When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

Winter is coming, so am I.

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocoate in a cold winter day.

Winter isn't the only thing thats coming.

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package