Top 39 Winter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Winter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Winter conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. So, you go south for the winter?

2. I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

3. Winter is coming I need your gloves

   But “gs” is silent

4. Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

5. I can keep it going all the winter long!

6. If i were a squirrel, you would be winter.

   Because I save my nuts for you

7. Is your name Winter?

   Because I heard you are coming.

8. Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

9. You look so hot in this picture,

   I forgot it was winter and went out uncovered.

10. Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?

    I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long

Funny winter pickup lines

Is your name winter?
Cuz you’ll be cuming soon

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

You have legs as long as the ceaseless winter.

Winter is here, Can I have your Glove?

But "G" is silent..

Winter is here

Winter is here
Can I have your glove but "g" is silent

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

Is your name autumn?

Well, then I must be winter



Because you’ll always come before me

Are you winter?

Cuz you are going to come super soon

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

You must be Winter

Because you are about to come
#GOT

Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.

Hey girl, do you like water?

She:........
Me: Not a pickup Line just a reminder to stay Hydrated this winter coz your skin needs it.

I saw you from across the room and winter fall in love with you.

I'm going to go ahead and call you "winter" 'cause pretty soon you'll be coming.

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to jacket off this winter.

When you do it with me it’s like winter on Mt. Charleston…expect a lot of the white stuff.

Winter is coming, so am I.

When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocoate in a cold winter day.

Winter isn't the only thing thats coming.

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

Sure winter dwells upon your lip, the snow is not more cold

Now is the winter of my discontent. Won't you make it glorious summer by going out with me?