I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

"Merry Christmas to you too! Hope Santa brought you everything you wished for. Any extra surprises this holiday season?"

"Is your favorite song a symphony? Because every time it rains, my heart plays a melody only you can hear."

"Is your name Podium? Because I've been speeding past all the curves to stand beside you."

"A year, darling, because every inch of you is a seductive journey worth exploring in four seasons."

"You must be a seasoning expert, because you add just the right amount of spice to my day."

Haha, no worries! Kidnapping is so last season. I prefer to charm you with my cheesy jokes instead. 😉

"Wow, so we're both foodies? I'm currently trying to figure out if pizzas have a season. It's always pizza season, right?"

Are you a paneer tikka? Because you're perfectly seasoned and just the right amount of spicy.

Is this the season where we fall for each other, or should I keep binge-watching anime alone?

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Salt Mines? Because you’ve got ‘seasoned beauty’ written all over you!"

Your presence is like a radio demon, captivating and alluring in every single season.

Are you a strawberry? Because you're sweet, juicy, and definitely the pick of the season.

"Can I be your heater in this harmattan season? Because every night, I dream of warming your chilly slumbers."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours and still be ready for another season!"

What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty

Do you know why spring is my favorite season? Because it's just as beautiful and refreshing as you.

"I may not cook well, but I promise, my love for you will always be perfectly seasoned."

If you were a spring breeze, you'd blow away all my worries... and probably my hat too.

"Is your name Summer? Because you're as hot as the season and I'm melting with every glance."

"Are you Grey's Anatomy? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you, like a season finale twist."

Hey, I’m a hunter.

And it’s YOU season.

Your beauty blooms like flowers in spring, and I can't help but be drawn to you.

Are you a date? Because you're the sweetest thing I've seen in this fasting season.

If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my d**....

"Just like a migrant worker, my love for you is always in season."

"In F2 racing, we take curves at high speed. But none of those curves are as captivating as yours."

"Do you use a tractor? Because I'm falling for you like a crop in harvest season."

I just binge-watched a whole season of procrastination. It's my favorite series! What about you? Are we talking drama or comedy here?

Rizz? I prefer to think of it as “charismatic seasoning.” Just enough to keep things tasty but not too spicy to burn out! How about you?

"Are you my favorite series? Because I can't wait for our next season together."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're hotter than the season itself."

Are you seasonal allergies?

‘Cause I’m tryna holla “Achoo!”

"Great day? I'm about to watch the whole season of 'Stranger Things'. So yeah, it's gonna be a blast!"

"Ever need a sous chef to whip up a post-gym dinner? I promise, I'll let you control the seasonings."

"Chelsea drink? Let's hope it doesn't have a bitter aftertaste like their last season's performance. Don't worry, I'll bring the sweeteners!"

"In the language of roses, your beauty would be a bouquet that blooms in all seasons."

"Is your name 'Christmas Star'? Because in the Itaukei language, you're the most radiant sight this festive season."

Are you a rotisserie chicken? Because you're looking absolutely irresistible and perfectly seasoned.

"In every season's change, your beauty remains, just like summer's sun after spring's rain."

"Are you a harvest season? Because your beauty is making my heart yield more than any crop ever could."

"Your beauty surpasses all seasons—spring's bloom, summer's warmth, autumn's hue, and winter's peace. Can I be your forever?"

"My cheeks? Possibly. But only because your sweet words could charm even a seasoned detective like me, Akito."

Are you a pile of leaves? Because I'm falling for you this season!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially during this exam season."

"I may not be a master chef, but I promise you'll always find my love for you perfectly seasoned."

"Are you a checkered flag? Because I could definitely see myself racing to the finish line for a girl like you."

"How about we make this chilly season warmer? Your smile and some winter cuddling could be the perfect blend."

"Oh, so you're saying you can out-drama the season finale of a soap opera? That's impressive!"

"In this season of fall, your beauty outshines it all, would you catch me if I happen to fall?"

"I saw your Battle Pass cover, just like Fortnite, you're a game I'd love to explore every season."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you? Your presence is the perfect seasoning to this evening."

"Are you a season of Friends? Because I could binge-watch you all day, especially if you're Chandler's secret episode."

Your presence in the kitchen is like a perfectly seasoned dish, always leaving me wanting more.

I must be in strawberry heaven because I just found the ripest, juiciest berry around - you.

"Are you a chef, my heart's delight? With every word, you season my night."

"Are you a Madrid fan? Because just like your team, I've been searching for my match all season!"

"You're hotter than my favorite Netflix drama, and I'm ready for our season to start."

"I might be an amateur in many things, but when it comes to adoring you, I'm a seasoned expert."

"Are you a checkered flag? Because whenever I see you, I know I've won."

"They say I'm good on the track, but I'd still be lost without your smile guiding me."

If I were a rotisserie chicken, you'd be the perfect seasoning to make my heart melt with flavor.

"If we were months, I’d say we’re meant to be together—perfectly timed like a beautiful season."

"Are you a season? Because when you leave, my world becomes a barren winter."

Are you a spring flower? Because just like pollen, I can't resist being drawn to you.

"If you were a Fujii Kaze album, you'd be 'SEASON,' because I’d want to replay you all year round!"

"Your allure is like tax season, unavoidable and true, I'm under audit by the charm that is you."

"Oh, just performing due diligence before I decide to steal your heart. It's heist season, didn't you hear?"

Virgin? Nah, I'm more like a seasoned traveler on this rollercoaster called life. Buckle up!

Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.

"How about I cook us a gourmet meal & we season it with endless laughter and unforgettable memories?"

"Are you a checkered flag? Because when I see you, I know I've won the race to my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again just like the seasons change in nature?"

"In this winter season, your smile warms me up faster than a hot chocolate could ever do."

"Excuse me, but are your standards as high as my F2 racing season rankings? Because I'm used to reaching the top."

"Is your name Summer? Because with your heat, you're making all four seasons irrelevant to me."

"How about I whip up a recipe for conversation, seasoned with laughter and a dash of charm?"

"Is your name Podium? Because I always seem to end up with you at the end of the race."

Are you a seasoning? Because you bring out the flavor in me when I'm salty.

"Is your name Summer? Because you're hotter than any season I've ever experienced."

"Well, it seems like your calendar is busier than a politician's during election season!"

"Is it football season? Because I can't resist tackling a conversation with such a captivating Muslim beauty like you."

"Are you the star on top of my tree? Because the holiday season doesn't truly shine until you walk into the room."

"Just like my F2 car, my heart races every time I see your smile."

"Are you a cherry blossom? Because your beauty outshines the entire Japanese Sakura season."

You must be a seasoned French fry because you're irresistibly delicious and I want more of you.

"Are you the autumn season? Because I fall for your beauty every time I see you."

"Your beauty is like the perfect seasoning, it turns my simple kitchen into a five-star dining experience."

"Romance ka season har kisi ke life mein aata hai, bas right weather ka wait karo. Aur haan, umbrella zaroor rakhna for unexpected showers."

"That's intriguing! How about we start with a pilot episode of 'our thing' and see if it gets picked up for a full season?"

You're the perfect seasoning to my salty days, bringing out the flavor in every moment we share.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Korean drama heavens? Because you've got me hooked like a season finale."

"Are you an anime series? Because my heart skips a beat, just like a season finale in a romantic anime."

"As autumn leaves fall, my heart flutters for you, the most stunning season of them all."

"Are you a detective? Because I must confess, your smile stole my heart away faster than a seasoned criminal."

"Hey Autumn, you must be causing the season change because you're making everything else fall... in love with you."

"If life was an anime, you'd be my one and only season finale."

"Is your name candy? Because you're sweet and divine, in this spooky season, you're the best find!"

"Seeing you back in streaming feels like a favorite show's new season premiere, want to binge-watch life together?"

"As a trendsetter, I always spot the best, and clearly, you're the hottest trend this season."

"Ah, the exam season! Time to channel my inner genius. Or just pretend I’m a coffee-fueled superhero. What’s your superpower for studying?"

Your beauty is like a perfectly seasoned dish - I can't get enough of it.

You're like a perfectly seasoned dish, Jayne - a winning combination of skill and sweetness.

Do you know what's as perfectly seasoned as rotisserie chicken? Your charm and smile are irresistible.

Are you a rotisserie chicken? Because you're perfectly seasoned and irresistibly tender.

"Is your costume made of candy? Because I can't resist wanting to unwrap you this spooky season!"

"Just like my favorite soup, every moment with you is perfectly seasoned with love and joy."

A Netflix movie might be too long. How about we just make out through this entire season of Sitcom.

"Are you a Netflix series, Leah? Because I could watch you for hours and still want another season."

"Just like Ross in Friends, I'd go through 7 seasons to win your heart. Ready to script our own love story?"

Your smile is like a blooming flower in the spring, brightening up my day instantly.

"You may not like spicy food, but your charm is the perfect seasoning to my heart."

Are you a rotisserie chicken? Because you're perfectly seasoned and irresistible from every angle.

You remind me of[Your favourite season]

Because whenever you are near/close things seem to get pleasant and better

Are you made of colors? Because you just made my festival season a whole lot brighter.

"Absolutely, Japan sounds like an adventure waiting to happen. Have you ever experienced the cherry blossom season there?"

"Are you a pit stop? Because I'm racing towards you faster than I'm steering towards the championship."

Oh, you're challenging me? I once binge-watched an entire season of a show in one night. Your move! 📺

You're as irresistible as a perfectly seasoned fish and a side of crispy chips.

Are you a spring breeze? Because you've swept me off my feet with your beauty.

"Do you have a broomstick? Because you've swept me off my feet this spooky season!"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and your name's Autumn, the season of dreams."

You're like the perfect seasoning to my grumpy days - turning my saltiness into something delicious.

Clever one! I'm a blend of wit and kindness, perfectly seasoned. What's your unique mix?

Ghosts aren't the only thing under the sheets this season

"Like a fashion trend, you're the style I've been waiting to discover all season."

Are you a blooming flower in the spring? Because your beauty makes my heart sing.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!