Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

"Is your name Podium? Because I've been speeding past all the curves to stand beside you."

"Is this your comeback season? Because my heart is ready for the premiere."

"Merry Christmas to you too! Hope Santa brought you everything you wished for. Any extra surprises this holiday season?"

"Is your favorite song a symphony? Because every time it rains, my heart plays a melody only you can hear."

"Are you a 5-star meal? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's seasoned with passion."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Salt Mines? Because you’ve got ‘seasoned beauty’ written all over you!"

"Wow, so we're both foodies? I'm currently trying to figure out if pizzas have a season. It's always pizza season, right?"

"Is your name Summer? Because you're hotter than any season I've ever known."

What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty

"I may not cook well, but I promise, my love for you will always be perfectly seasoned."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours and still be ready for another season!"

"Can I be your heater in this harmattan season? Because every night, I dream of warming your chilly slumbers."

"Are you Grey's Anatomy? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you, like a season finale twist."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're as hot as the season and I'm melting with every glance."

"Do you use a tractor? Because I'm falling for you like a crop in harvest season."

If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my d**....

"In F2 racing, we take curves at high speed. But none of those curves are as captivating as yours."

"Just like a migrant worker, my love for you is always in season."

"Are you my favorite series? Because I can't wait for our next season together."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're hotter than the season itself."

"I've heard of stress balls before, but yours are naturally soothing. Fancy helping me survive this exam season?"

"Ever need a sous chef to whip up a post-gym dinner? I promise, I'll let you control the seasonings."

"Great day? I'm about to watch the whole season of 'Stranger Things'. So yeah, it's gonna be a blast!"

Are you seasonal allergies?

‘Cause I’m tryna holla “Achoo!”

"In the language of roses, your beauty would be a bouquet that blooms in all seasons."

"Is your name 'Christmas Star'? Because in the Itaukei language, you're the most radiant sight this festive season."

"In every season's change, your beauty remains, just like summer's sun after spring's rain."

"Are you a harvest season? Because your beauty is making my heart yield more than any crop ever could."

"My cheeks? Possibly. But only because your sweet words could charm even a seasoned detective like me, Akito."

"Are you a checkered flag? Because I could definitely see myself racing to the finish line for a girl like you."

"I may not be a master chef, but I promise you'll always find my love for you perfectly seasoned."

"Your beauty surpasses all seasons—spring's bloom, summer's warmth, autumn's hue, and winter's peace. Can I be your forever?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially during this exam season."

"Oh, so you're saying you can out-drama the season finale of a soap opera? That's impressive!"

"In this season of fall, your beauty outshines it all, would you catch me if I happen to fall?"

"I saw your Battle Pass cover, just like Fortnite, you're a game I'd love to explore every season."

"Are you a season of Friends? Because I could binge-watch you all day, especially if you're Chandler's secret episode."

"Are you a season? Because when you leave, my world becomes a barren winter."

"They say I'm good on the track, but I'd still be lost without your smile guiding me."

"I might be an amateur in many things, but when it comes to adoring you, I'm a seasoned expert."

"Are you a checkered flag? Because whenever I see you, I know I've won."

"You're hotter than my favorite Netflix drama, and I'm ready for our season to start."

"In this winter season, your smile warms me up faster than a hot chocolate could ever do."

"Your allure is like tax season, unavoidable and true, I'm under audit by the charm that is you."

"Oh, just performing due diligence before I decide to steal your heart. It's heist season, didn't you hear?"

Are you salt and pepper?

Because your the seasoning I want on my meat.

"How about I cook us a gourmet meal & we season it with endless laughter and unforgettable memories?"

"Are you a checkered flag? Because when I see you, I know I've won the race to my heart."

"Is your name Summer? Because with your heat, you're making all four seasons irrelevant to me."

"Is your name Podium? Because I always seem to end up with you at the end of the race."

"Is your voice a symphony? Because every time you speak, I hear music, more captivating than the rain's melody."

"Excuse me, but are your standards as high as my F2 racing season rankings? Because I'm used to reaching the top."

"Is your name Summer? Because you're hotter than any season I've ever experienced."

"Well, it seems like your calendar is busier than a politician's during election season!"

"Your beauty is like the perfect seasoning, it turns my simple kitchen into a five-star dining experience."

"Are you the autumn season? Because I fall for your beauty every time I see you."

"Is it football season? Because I can't resist tackling a conversation with such a captivating Muslim beauty like you."

"Are you a cherry blossom? Because your beauty outshines the entire Japanese Sakura season."

"Just like my F2 car, my heart races every time I see your smile."

"Romance ka season har kisi ke life mein aata hai, bas right weather ka wait karo. Aur haan, umbrella zaroor rakhna for unexpected showers."

"That's intriguing! How about we start with a pilot episode of 'our thing' and see if it gets picked up for a full season?"

"As autumn leaves fall, my heart flutters for you, the most stunning season of them all."

"Like in my F2 races, I'm hoping for a chance to show you why I should be your number one."