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Top 50 Months Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Months pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

    Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  2. It's that time of the month.

  3. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  4. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  5. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  6. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  7. (Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

    Coz you are the one.

  8. Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

  9. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

  10. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

    I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

    Edit: forgot the word “want”

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Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

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My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Are you my mom?
Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

Are you a raisin?

Cause your raisin this dick


And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

You should call me baby...

Because I wanna be inside of you for the next nine months

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

Happy Asian-Pacific Islander Heritage Month! I have a little Pacific Islander in me...

The question is, do you want a little Pacific Islander in you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Working Months tinder opener

You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Can’t believe it’s August

We got a whole month for entanglements
—Plz rate this one
Edit: it worked

Is your name May?

Coz you are hot like the month of May

My love for u is like ford truck month

There’s no end to it

Are you a jar ?

Cuz i wanna cum in you and leave it to ferment for 9 months.

Sure its a 3 month trip to the new world, but have you ever made love on the open sea?

Are you an APR interest loan?

Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.

TMA month 1-8 with Bonuses and panel sessions and Glenn Energy Awareness Training Level 1-6

I give them for 30$ Dm me if you're interested.

Firts one lol

Hey girl,

are you qurintine? bc i wanna be inside you all month long

Hey girl are you a period?

Because its about time you came this month.