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Top 50 Months Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of pick up lines with different themes. Some of these pick up lines have to do with months. They are month related and funny. Please note that some of these pick up lines may be dirty. Enjoy and have fun!

  1. Are you the Halloween heist?

    Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  2. I just ended my spotify subscription

    Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

  3. It's that time of the month.

  4. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

    She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

  5. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  6. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  7. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

    She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

  8. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  9. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  10. (Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

    Coz you are the one.


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What is a Months pickup line?

Working months pickup lines

Girl are you a ruler?
Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

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This is a funny Months pickup line!

Hey girl do you know the difference between you and the moon?

The difference is that i see u perfectly all 30 days of the month

Girl, you're like the SAT
I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

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Working Months tinder opener

Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

Girl are you “Among Us”?

Because I’m ready to play with you for a month then forget about you.

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

Are you my mom?

Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

You should call me baby...

Because I wanna be inside of you for the next nine months

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

Happy Asian-Pacific Islander Heritage Month! I have a little Pacific Islander in me...

The question is, do you want a little Pacific Islander in you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aye girl, are you covid

Coz if I got you I wouldn't leave the house for 3 months

Roses are red, Padmé had twins, 9 months after Anakin said “this is where the fun begins”