Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Girl are you a ruler?

Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight

This may or may not have sounded better in my head

Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

Girl are you “Among Us”?

Because I’m ready to play with you for a month then forget about you.

Are you a raisin? And in 9 months you’ll be raisin the kids from our date.

"Eight months together, yet your smile still shines brighter than the first day we met."

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

"You said you'll break my NNN, but with your beauty, every month feels like an exhilarating challenge."

"A month of bliss, in your eyes I've found, my love for you, knows no bounds."

"I've spent months counting stars, but none of them shines as bright as your eyes. Missing our sparkle together."

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

"Are you a fasting month? Because I've been waiting for you all day, just like Iftar."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Couldn't stay away from the game, Olivia. The difference is, now I'm playing for keeps."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

"Happy 8 months, love! Every moment with you feels like catching a shooting star."

"Eight moons have passed, yet your beauty still astounds; with you, in love, my heart forever bounds."

"Kaylee, our story ended abruptly... but unfinished stories are often the best ones, wouldn't you agree?"

"Our chat's been on a long vacation, how about we bring it back home with your stunning smile as a souvenir?"

"Fancy meeting you here, Olivia. I guess even fate thinks we're too explosive to be apart."

"Has your smile been in quarantine, too? Because I've missed its infectious charm these past months."

"In your brown eyes, I lose my way, more captivating than the month of May."

"Well, I certainly didn't intend to ruffle any feathers. Let's just focus on English class today, shall we?"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

"Well, if making you blush was a job, I'd definitely be the employee of the month."

Are you my mom?

Cuz I wanna spend 9 consecutive months inside of you

"Darling, let's make May forever, because every day with you feels like a beautiful spring morning."

"So, Kaylee, I see you've mastered the art of playing hard to read. Can't resist a good challenge."

"Is it May? Because just like spring, your beauty brings life and joy into my world."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Are you a magician? Because every month you make my fear of blood disappear with your superhuman strength."

"One month hence, my heart took flight, your love's the stars, illuminating my night."

"Afternoon, Sally! Your energy is contagious, even at this hour. Ready to seize the day after your beauty sleep?"

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember when we used to discuss more than just English literature together? I miss that."

"Is your name Laylatul Qadr? Because my heart finds peace in you, just like a thousand months."

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"Are you a magician? Because every month, you make my fear of blood disappear."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"Isn't it ironic, Kaylee? We're studying past tense but somehow, I'm still stuck in the present with you."

"I may have been lost in the game, Olivia, but it's your love that's the ultimate cheat code."

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

"Is your phone in a museum? Because it's been ages since we last texted."

"There's the Sleeping Beauty! Oversized tees are definitely your style, ever thought about designing your own line?"

"Did my love overwhelm your notifications, or did you just forget to reply?"

"Have you been busy training for a space mission? Because it feels like you've been on Mars for months."

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Did you just return from a black hole trip? Because it feels like lightyears since your last text."

"Forgive my intrusion, Kaylee. But don't we owe it to our past 4 months to at least share a conversation?"

"Eight moons have passed, yet you shine brighter still, can't resist your charm, never have, never will."

"Sure, I might be a bit cheesy, Olivia, but only because life without you is like a pizza without cheese."

"You've given 'missing in action' a beautiful twist with your absence. Your reply would be a masterpiece."

"Olivia, I might've lost in the game of love before, but this time I've leveled up. Ready for round two?"

"Like a forgotten sonnet, in your silence I pine, respond, oh beauty, make my universe align."

"Are you a New Year's resolution? Because I promise I won't give up on you after a month!"

"I must be a calendar, because my most beautiful month is definitely May."

"Our love ages like fine wine, each month more divine; Cheers to 8 months of you being mine."