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Top 50 Minutes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Minutes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Minutes conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  2. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  3. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  4. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  5. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  6. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  7. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  8. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

    Do you wanna workout?

  9. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

  10. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

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Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

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I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.

Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Comrade adopt these minutes so we can reach a quorum. I will deliver.

Do you like jalapeños?

Cause in a minute ill be jalapeños pants.

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.