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Top 50 days of the week Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Days Of The Week chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  2. Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  3. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  4. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  5. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  6. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  7. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  8. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  9. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  10. I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

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Latest days of the week chat up lines

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to?

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.

It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!