50 Days Of The Week Pick Up lines

Here are 50 days of the week pick up lines for her and flirty days of the week rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about days of the week that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your days of the week rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny days of the week pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty days of the week joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Days Of The Week Pickup Lines

A good Days Of The Week hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.
You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

Short and cute days of the week pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about days of the week are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

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May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Cheesy days of the week Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Corny days of the week Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Days Of The Week conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

There’s a basketball game on Saturday.

Want to go?

Gurl, do u know which day u are in a week?
Sunday, coz u're a blessing!

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

A good days of the week Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Days Of The Week hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!

Wanna get a taste of free tap friday?

I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!

If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!

Happy Sexy Saturday!

Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

I love dirty tuesday!

Without you everyday is Monday.

It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?

Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Days Of The Week love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Days Of The Week chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.