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Top 24 Today Date Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Today Date pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  2. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  3. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  4. Hey baby, are you today's date

    Because you're 9/10

  5. (Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

    Coz you are the one.

  6. Hey baby, are you today’s date

    Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

  7. Are you today’s date?

    Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

  8. Damn girl, are you today's date?

    Because you're 10/10

  9. Hey Are You Today’s Date?

    Because you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

  10. Girl are you today's date?

    Cause you're 11/10

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Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

I think about you like today’s date

24/7 ;)

Hey girl are you today's date

Cuz you're 10/10

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Hey, are you today's date?

'Cause I'd much rather you were my date. Pick you up at 9?

I would say you’re today’s date
But actually I’m 9 days late, because you’re a 1/10

That dog is the second cutest thing I've seen today

When girl has dog in profile pic/ bio on dating app

Are you today's date?

Because the whole subreddit I wetting their pants about this one.

If there are no more dates after tomorrow, how about we have one today?

Are you today’s date?

‘cause you’re october 10 2019

Are you today’s date?

Cause i don’t give a fuck about you

*on April first* damn girl

Are you today’s date because your a complete joke

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