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Top 27 Today Date Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Today Date rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Today Date pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  2. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  3. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  4. Hey baby, are you today's date

    Because you're 9/10

  5. (Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

    Coz you are the one.

  6. Asked her if she was todays date, was successful, now what

    Had to take advantage of the opportunity to use the “are you todays date” line on 10/10, it worked, now I have no idea what to say.

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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

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Today's Tuesday. We need to have a taco date.

Girl are you today's date?
Cause you're 11/10

Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

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I think about you like today’s date

24/7 ;)

Hey girl are you today's date

Cuz you're 10/10

Girl you must be today's date
Since your 10/10

Heyy Girl are you todays date, cause you are 10/11 and i am the 1 you need.

Hye girl are you today's date...

Because you're a 9/10 and I'm the 1 for you

Hey, are you today's date?

'Cause I'd much rather you were my date. Pick you up at 9?

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I would say you’re today’s date

But actually I’m 9 days late, because you’re a 1/10

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That dog is the second cutest thing I've seen today

When girl has dog in profile pic/ bio on dating app

Are you today's date?

Because the whole subreddit I wetting their pants about this one.

If there are no more dates after tomorrow, how about we have one today?

Are you today’s date?

‘cause you’re october 10 2019

Hey girl are you today’s date?
Cause you don’t make sense

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Today Date phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Today Date lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.