The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Dated Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dated pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Two truths and a lie:

    1. You’re cute.

    2. We should totally date.

    3. I’m making this all up.

    I used this with success. Date coming up soon!

    EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers!

    EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.

  2. Wanna go on a date?

    Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then...Breakfast?

  3. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  4. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  5. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  6. If you were a dried fruit...

    You’d be my date

  7. Let's flip a coin...

    Heads, I go out on a date with you; Tails, you go out with me

    - Day 89

  8. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  9. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  10. S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

    If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

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What is a Dated pickup line?

Funny dated pickup lines

Me: Hey do you want a raisin?

Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

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This is a funny Dated pickup line!

Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

I incest you go on a date with me!

I incest you go on a date with me sweetheart!

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Working Dated tinder opener

Do you regurgitate on a first date?

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

Ever dated an alien?

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!