My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your surname sounds so bad, can i change it to mine?

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Michelle Chang: Come and get it.

Babe you could change your name, start a new life. But your could never escape my shadow.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.

Girl, are you Tartarus? Because you keep on changing your weakness.

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Need an oil change?

Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change. You can be my team mate instead.

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to 'It's complicated.'

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

You're Unflirty? I know a little cheat that can change that 😉

Hey you’re made fine

How about we change the f to an m so you’re made mine?

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

Wanna see how fast I can change into my underwear? Oh look I already did it!

Babe you got any change? Because you are a fine dime piece.

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you shine just the way you are."

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with some spare change?"

Your unique spark sets you apart - stay true to who you are, it's perfect.

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

Oh, I see how it is! Well, maybe you just haven't met the right person to change your perspective yet 😉

"If you always say 'oh', how about we change it up and you say 'oh, there he is' when I walk in?"

"Have you noticed how I've changed? Now, every time I see you, my smile grows wider."

"Your snap picture's so hot, it could spike my fever and still be the only cure I'd ever want."

"Feeling bored? Let's change that and explore the exciting side of attraction, just you and me."

"Just like rewriting a novel, our story can change any moment you decide."

"Just trying to keep things interesting! So, tell me, what's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?"

"Having a bad day? How about we change the narrative and make it an unforgettable night?"

"Your smile just rescued my day; how is it you turn the ordinary into something extraordinarily beautiful?"

"I heard your 'no', but if I could change that into a 'maybe' over a coffee, would that be fine?"

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Your radiant character turns my world upside down, how about we change perspectives in my bedroom?"

Sweet lady, in a world of sinners, your grace shines like a king's treasure, forever enchanting.

I may not be able to change the weather, but I can definitely warm up your day with my charm.

"Darling, are you open to a redesign? Because 'Mrs.' followed by my last name suits you perfectly."

"Your grace and charm reign supreme, like a queen in a dream."

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"If you're as good at finding songs as you are at stealing my attention, I'll never want to change the track."

"Waiting for you feels like a sweet torment, your allure is my sweetest obsession, can we change that tonight?"

"You have the power to bring out the best in me with just one smile. Care to inspire me further?"

"How about we change that to 'mujhe bhi koi chhupa lo', because with someone as special as you, hide and seek could never be ordinary."

Sounds like you're ready for a change. How about giving me a chance to show you what sets me apart from the rest?

"Well, let's change that. I'll make you mine, and together we'll create our own story."

"So, you’re single by choice? Mind if I apply to change your mind? I promise I'm worth the consideration."

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Just thought we could chat about our favorite travel destinations - nothing like sharing experiences to get a conversation going!"

"Trying to change the subject? I get it, some mystery is intriguing. So let's talk about...your favorite travel destination, maybe?"

Girl, no matter how the algorithm changes, you will always be my number 1.

"Whoa, a detective in disguise? How about we shift gears and talk about something fun, like our wildest dreams?"

"Doing nothing never looked so sexy, how about we change that to doing 'nothing' together?"

"Your resistance stirs me; let's reshape hate into fascination, and I promise I'll be your most unexpected surprise."

"Your unique beauty is like a rare gem. Never change, because you're simply amazing."

"Wow, sounds like you're quite popular! Can't help but wonder if I'd be able to change that schedule of yours."

"Well, how about we switch gears and talk about your perfect Sunday morning? Coffee, pancakes, or a jog in the park?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I'm enchanted by your natural beauty."

"Even if hostility is your chosen melody, surely there's room for a harmony called friendship?"

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

Sounds like it's been too long. Let me change that for you 😉 I promise it'll be worth the wait.

"Prepare to be dazzled, because every moment with me will be a testament of change worth watching."

"Just like the rain, you bring a refreshing change to my everyday monotony."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're perfect just the way you are.

"Your gaze may be intense, but it's the alluring mystery in your eyes that keeps me striving to improve."

"Excuse me, but I think we should change that ‘never talked’ status—what’s your favorite way to spend a Saturday?"

"Though much in this world may change, your beauty stays as constant as the moon's nightly reign."

Need an oil change? I'd pump some engine oil inside you.

"You know, we even sync like a beautiful melody. How about we change rhythms in a more personal symphony tonight?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including that adorable head tilt."

"Fancy a Busch Light while we brainstorm more appealing presidential candidates than Biden?"

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

"Even if I'm inferior, my mission to make you feel superiorly special will never change, darling."

"Is that green pendant your traffic light to singlehood? Because I'm ready to drive into your heart."

"Your sweetness is contagious, Sweety. Even your cat took up the name, can I be next in line?"

"In a court full of servants, you stand out as the gem so fervent."

"Do you have a pit crew? Because my heart needs a quick tire change—it's spinning out of control for you!"

If I am able to change my name I would name me Tira

Because Tiramisu

"Your day may have been ordinary, but let me change that by showing you an extraordinary night full of passion and laughter."

"Your grace outshines the rest, like a queen in a royal crest."

"Do you believe in climate change? Because whenever you are around, my world starts to heat up!"

"Feeling unmotivated? Let's change that, because every moment with you feels like reaching the stars."

"Did you know you're the ultimate destination? Because every road on my Google Maps leads straight to your heart."

"Your hatred is a potent poem, but let me be the author who turns it into a refreshing tale of love."

"I may not have all the answers, but I do know that being with you feels right."

Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. You'll be mine soon."

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Because my heart already has your name written all over it, I just need to make it official."

"Well, how about we explore our culinary tastes? Do you prefer exotic dishes or are you more of a comfort food fan?"

"Is that new green pendant telling me you're as free as a leaf now? Because I'd love to fall for you."

"Well, the nightmare was not meeting someone as intriguing as you sooner. But dreams change, don't they?"

"Is your name Capital? Because I'm finding it hard to balance my emotions without you, and that's no small change!"

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"You may not be happy now, but I promise, my company could change that in a heartbeat."

Did your profile pic just change? Because every time I look at it, my heart skips a beat!

"How about we change the scenery from white screens to white sandy beaches, and I rizz up our storyline?"

"No pancakes? Well, we'll have to change that. And it sounds like you're already cozy. Dream of something sweet."

"How about we switch gears to something more exciting? Ever tried skydiving, or is it on your bucket list too?"

"Are you Genshin Impact? Because every time you update, I find myself more attracted to you."

I don't ask for change anymore. Because you are the only dime I need.

"Your route might change daily, but my path always leads to your charming smile."

"Zero Two, how about we change your status to 'One True Love', starting with dinner tonight?"

"Feeling parched? Let's change that, because I've got enough charm to quench more than just your thirst."

"Are you a kitten? Because I can't think of anything cuter... but if you're around, I might change my mind."

Like a star in the sky, you shine so bright, never change, you're a beautiful sight.