My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your surname sounds so bad, can i change it to mine?

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Michelle Chang: Come and get it.

Babe you could change your name, start a new life. But your could never escape my shadow.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.

Girl, are you Tartarus? Because you keep on changing your weakness.

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change. You can be my team mate instead.

Need an oil change?

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

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Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to 'It's complicated.'

Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

You're Unflirty? I know a little cheat that can change that 😉

Hey you’re made fine

How about we change the f to an m so you’re made mine?

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

Wanna see how fast I can change into my underwear? Oh look I already did it!

I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

Babe you got any change? Because you are a fine dime piece.

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

"Just like rewriting a novel, our story can change any moment you decide."

"Just trying to keep things interesting! So, tell me, what's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?"

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"Darling, are you open to a redesign? Because 'Mrs.' followed by my last name suits you perfectly."

"Your snap picture's so hot, it could spike my fever and still be the only cure I'd ever want."

"Waiting for you feels like a sweet torment, your allure is my sweetest obsession, can we change that tonight?"

"Having a bad day? How about we change the narrative and make it an unforgettable night?"

"How about we change that to 'mujhe bhi koi chhupa lo', because with someone as special as you, hide and seek could never be ordinary."

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

"I heard your 'no', but if I could change that into a 'maybe' over a coffee, would that be fine?"

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change? A dime like you could be the change I need.

"Your smile just rescued my day; how is it you turn the ordinary into something extraordinarily beautiful?"

"Feeling bored? Let's change that and explore the exciting side of attraction, just you and me."

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"If you always say 'oh', how about we change it up and you say 'oh, there he is' when I walk in?"

"Doing nothing never looked so sexy, how about we change that to doing 'nothing' together?"

"Do you believe in climate change? Because whenever you are around, my world starts to heat up!"

"Just thought we could chat about our favorite travel destinations - nothing like sharing experiences to get a conversation going!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again... slowly, to keep up with your pace of change?"

"Do you have a pit crew? Because my heart needs a quick tire change—it's spinning out of control for you!"

"Well, how about we switch gears and talk about your perfect Sunday morning? Coffee, pancakes, or a jog in the park?"

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Your resistance stirs me; let's reshape hate into fascination, and I promise I'll be your most unexpected surprise."

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"