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Top 50 Changed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Changed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

    Can i taste yours for a change?

  2. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  3. They call my dick spare change

    Cause I use it for snacks like you

  4. If you don’t like me, I can change.

  5. My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

  6. Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

  7. Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

  8. Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

  9. Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.

  10. Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

    but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

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My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9
The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

I just want you to know that having sex with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Need an oil change?

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This sub has really changed (and not for the better).

I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Everything is perfect about you

But the one thing I would change, is your last name.

Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.

Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?

I'd be willing to marginally change my habits one day a year for you, babe!

I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.

There is only one thing I want to change about you...

Your last name.

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Come to my house...

... so we can change your spawn point