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Top 50 Difference Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Difference pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  3. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  4. I know how to tie 46 different knots, can we make it 47?

  5. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

  6. You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

  7. Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.

  8. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  9. I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

  10. Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

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I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

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I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

Quads. We can bang in four different tones.

What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

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Girl, are you a newspaper?

Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini right now

What's the difference between you and a Hotdog?

I don't wanna fuck a hotdog ;)

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Wanna know the difference between me and a delicious tide pod?

You won’t die when I bust in your mouth

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a ferrari.