Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

And if I'm wrong

I'll eat the difference.

I know how to tie 46 different knots, can we make it 47?

You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

Are you my father's belt?

Cuz u hit different..

Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Are you guitar?

coz my fingers can make you make over 100 different sounds...

I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

Quads. We can kiss in four different tones.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

What is the difference between an e**... and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

What's the difference between you and an Oreo?

Nothing. I want to lick the filling from both.

What's the difference between you and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sits higher on my face

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?

The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

Not that this makes a difference, but I AM heir to the throne of Asgaard.

What’s the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein?

I’ll never leave you hanging

You wanna know the difference between you and sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit higher on my face...

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

What's the difference between me and a rebounder? None because you can rebound on me all you want.

Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

What's the difference between covid and your legs?

I don't want covid to spread...

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Do you know what the difference is between my d**... and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.

Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Do you know what's the differences between you and glasses? My glasses sit higher on my face.

Do you want to know a fun fact about me? I am fluent in six different languages. And I am a compulsive liar.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a b**...? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?

Are you Will Smith?

Because you hit different 🥵

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

I want to teach you the alphabet. After tonight you cannot tell the difference between U and I.

Wanna know the difference between me and a delicious tide pod?

You won’t die when I bust in your mouth

Whats the difference between you and my dog?

Nothing, coz you're a b**...

Do you know the difference between my d**... and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.

What is difference between a Ferrari and

An e**....... I haven't got a Ferrari

What’s the difference between the wheels on my bike and you? I could never get tired of you.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Hold my stick and we will bang in all different ways and tones.

Girl, I want to snack on you versus eating you. Do you know the difference between snack and a meal? I could do you all night long during our Netflix and Chill.

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your b**... 2nite.

What's the difference between you and a Toaster? I wouldn't put my D in a toaster.

Do you know the difference between choking and strangling?

You’re choked by something in your throat, and strangled by something around your throat. I can do both if you’re interested.

What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...

You know the difference between an attractive girl like you and a watermelon? I don't mind getting your juices all over me.

I can do more than simple SEO. I prefer the omnichannel approach to enter you in different ways.

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an e**...?

I don't have a ferrari.

How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being h**...? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

Perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.

Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

"If discussing politics gets you this passionate, imagine what else could ignite that fire in you."

"If you were a political system, you'd definitely be the one I’d vote for—your charm is unbeatable!"

"Just like this club, I have a thing for tan, especially when it enhances your stunning features."

"In this mundane world, you're a stranger, Sakshi, an enchanting harbinger of sweet danger."

"Well, I can't wait to discover all the different shades of your brilliance. That's my kind of adventure."

"I'd love to explore cafes and nightspots with you. Your company would surely make every sip and bite sweeter than the most delicious ice cream."

"It takes real courage to be vulnerable. I believe those struggles shape us—what's something that has brought you joy during the tough times?"

"Indeed, the direction may be different, but what's a journey without a little detour?"

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Even with that haunting darkness, your red gems outshine every star and your torn dress only adds to your allure."

"Our heights may differ, but my admiration for your beauty is immeasurable, pretty lady."

No matter the height difference, my love for you will never diminish. Your presence is captivating, never ignored.

"Are you from Italy? Because every night I stay up, thinking about how I could be Rome-ing your heart."

"Your beauty is an enchanting garden, with those branches for hair, let's grow wild and tangled together."

"It’s inspiring to see how your faith guides you. I believe that our struggles shape us into who we are meant to be. What’s brought you the most strength?"

"You're like a twisted fairytale, your enchanting branches and red gems make darkness seem beautiful."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

"Baby, even if you're in another timezone, you're always my prime time attraction."

"Every pic of yours tells a story, but I’d love to write Chapter Two—just the two of us."

I like trying different positions, and I never wear protection. What? Yea, I play rugby.

"Are you a menorah? Because you light up my life in eight different ways!"

"If our political system needs fixing, how about we start with a little debate over drinks? You’re captivating!"

Sweating it out, huh? I bet you look even hotter all glistening with sweat. Let's work up a different kind of sweat together sometime. 😉

"Are you a video game character? Because every time we play, my heart presses the ‘start’ button on falling for you!"

"It's brave to learn from our past and still believe in love. Here's to a fresh start and making beautiful memories."

"If you were a government, I'd vote for you every time—your charm is the only policy I need."

"Just like Fortnite, we might be from different worlds, but we could make a great team in duo mode."

"Haha, thanks! It's all about seeing the world in a different light, always makes things interesting. How about your perspective?"

"If you’re looking for a little excitement, I promise to bring a spark you won’t forget. 😉"

"Looking for a little excitement? I promise to make your fantasies come alive in ways he never could."

That’s really inspiring! Embracing our struggles can lead to growth. What’s one experience that shaped you the most on that journey?

Are you a blend of black coffee and strawberries? Because you're the perfect mix of adventure and sweetness, Liv.

"Girl, you're like the Proverbs 31 woman, only difference is, you can cook and I can't even boil water without supervision!"

Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and snow?

I don’t wanna plow snow all winter long

"Well, I must admit I'm not fluent in iTaukei, but I can say 'I'm a catch' in 5 different languages! Your move!"

Are you a shooting star? Because even though you're falling for someone else, you still light up my world.

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my lives chasing after you, no matter who you're falling for."

It's inspiring how you find strength through your faith. We all face struggles; it’s how we rise from them that truly defines us.

"Darling, the only way I plan to 'kill' you is with endless love and admiration."

"Are you testing text-to-speech voices? Because your voice just became my favorite sound."

"Been a rule-follower all your life? How about we try something different and you break rules with me?"

"Our quirks might differ, but it's the way they blend that pulls me towards you."

"Darling, your beauty is like a dark mystery, intriguing and seductive; your dress torn, yet your allure untouched."

"Wow, you must be a great catch! I prefer quality interactions over quantity though, care to show me the difference?"

"Is it the magic in your branches or the allure of your red gems, but you've bewitched me in a way that's truly royal."

"Absolutely, hydration first thing in the morning is a game changer! Ever tried adding a squeeze of lemon for that extra zing?"

Well, that sounds exciting! I'm sure you're very skilled at handling different... toys.

"Honestly, it’s your vibe—there's a spark in our conversation that feels rare. I’m drawn to your energy and authenticity; it stands out!"

"I know 'hi' is easy, but how about we dive into what makes us laugh instead? What's your guilty pleasure?"

"If you're the game, then I'm ready to dive deep just like Ben Drowned, only difference is, I'd drown in your eyes."

If you were a volleyball, I’d hit you hard from different positions.

"If your voice was a text-to-speech option, I'd never pick another. It's charmingly captivating."

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

That’s really profound. It takes courage to share those experiences. I believe our challenges can lead to growth—what’s been your biggest lesson so far?

"Ha, I try my best! What about you? What's something that makes you different from all the rest?"

"Maybe it's because I plan to win your heart with kindness and laughter, not just charm. What do you think?"

Surrounding yourself with good company is key. I find that shared interests and good vibes make all the difference. What about you?

"Sounds like we have a shared interest in exploring different cultures. Maybe we can explore each other next?"

I admire your resilience! It’s amazing how challenges shape us. What’s your go-to way of finding peace when life gets overwhelming?

"Your beauty is intoxicating, darling, like a forbidden peach; torn but irresistible, making even darkness seem appealing."

"Oh, fascinating! I hope you have the comfiest pillows, they make all the difference, don't they?"

"Absolutely, being open to different experiences enriches life, as does the company of great people, like you."

"Are you testing speech voices? Because your sweet whispers could perfectly narrate my dreams."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection regardless of age differences."

Totally! I once pictured a character as a rugged hero until the movie cast a baby-faced actor. It was a plot twist!

Embrace the ombre hair look! It's like your hair is playing peek-a-boo with different shades. Fashionably fabulous! 🌈

"Is there a voice that can replicate the sound of an angel? Because I believe I've just heard one."

"Listening to your voice is like finding my favorite text-to-speech variant, it's simply irresistible."