50 Mean Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Mean rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about mean, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Mean Pickup Lines

A good Mean hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

He girl are you....um.....uhh..um..I mean are you...well............I'll go

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Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?
Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!
You mean more then meets the eye.
I eat cats if you know what I mean.

Short and cute mean pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mean are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

Cheesy mean Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Corny mean Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Mean conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

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Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

A good mean Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Mean hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

I think your jacket is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.

You know, my name means 'powerful'.

Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺?

Cos you mean Nothing to me

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mean love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mean chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.