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Top 50 Mean Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mean pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. He girl are mean are you...well............I'll go

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  2. Hey girl, are you communist?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  3. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  4. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  5. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  6. You mean more then meets the eye.

  7. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  8. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  9. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  10. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

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Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

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What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

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Working Mean tinder opener

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!

Vegans really do taste better. And by vegans, I mean my vagina.

Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

Let's save the trees...I me please...but you know we can also save the trees.