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110 Mean Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 mean pick up lines for her and flirty mean rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about mean that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your mean rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny mean pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty mean joke for a great chat response.

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A good Mean pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl, are you communist?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  2. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  3. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  4. You mean more then meets the eye.

  5. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  6. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

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What is a good Mean pickup line?

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mean are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

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No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

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What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

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Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

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Try using funny and charming Mean conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.


Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

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Using good and clever Mean hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I think your jacket is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.

You know, my name means 'powerful'.

Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺?

Cos you mean Nothing to me

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.

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Using these smooth Mean pickup lines make her give you her number.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I have a RPG in my pants if you know what I mean.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

I'd like to eat you out later

I mean eat out with you later

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Flirty mean Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Mean pick up lines are made to get him interested.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I'll camp with my s**... in your basement, if you know what I mean.

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean?
Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Turkey isn't the only thing that gets me gushing, your smile and charm are truly something, without them, Thanksgiving means nothing.

Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ?

A guy wrote me Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ? What does that mean?

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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And I don't just mean my skeleton.

No Leon, just because it’s Valentines does NOT mean you can stick it up the WONG hole.

You want me to ride you home... I mean you want a ride home?

Girl, I am a drifting boat until I met you. You give me meaning.

I should run K means on our profiles. You are I are meant to be together.

I don't mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?

Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

That’s the nicest frame I’ve ever seen, and I don’t mean your bike

Are you a mirror? Because I would cherish you. Breaking you means back luck.

Babe, I never knew the true meaning of zerling rush until I came inside you.

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mean love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mean chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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