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Top 41 Normal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Normal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  2. I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

  3. Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.

  4. Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

  5. Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

  6. Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

  7. I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

  8. I am normally a coffee kinda guy

    But you are definitely my cup of tea.

  9. Baby your ass is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

  10. I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

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Funny normal pickup lines

Normally, I’d be asking you out...
But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

I normally don't eat my feelings

But I'm really feeling you

Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Can I buy you a drink?

I'm more normal than you think! In reality, I have a decent personality and I'm really into same-sexuality.

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

Spook month line

I normally have 206 bones but it's 207 when I'm around you.

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?

I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.

Normally I am strictly IFRS but for you I'd switch to GAAP because you are extraordinary

The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.

Look girl, normally when you have sex with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

It ain't matter to me if you a gay bi or normal.

My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, ..buuuuuuuuuuuuuttt!