The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 45 Normal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Normal pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Normal tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  2. I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

  3. Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

    But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

  4. Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.

  5. Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

  6. Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

  7. Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

  8. I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

  9. I am normally a coffee kinda guy

    But you are definitely my cup of tea.

  10. Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.


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What is a Normal pickup line?

Working normal pickup lines

I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Babe, I am normally shy. But you have made me into a Chai Tea tonight.

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

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This is a funny Normal pickup line!

Check out my deck, because you won't see normal down there.

Babe, I was just a normal corn until I met you. Tonight you have made me into a horny unicorn.

Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

All I ever wanted was a normal life with you.

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

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Working Normal tinder opener

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

It ain't matter to me if you a gay bi or normal.

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, ..buuuuuuuuuuuuuttt!

The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.