Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

I normally don't eat my feelings

But I'm really feeling you

Check out my deck, because you won't see normal down there.

"Though you yearn for normal, sweet girl, remember this; the way your eyes sparkle, is my blissful abyss."

"Excuse me, but can you spare a map? I seem to have lost my way into your eyes."

Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

"Sure, let's chat normally, as long as you know that talking to a beauty like you can't help but feel extraordinary."

It’s completely normal to feel that way, but don’t let fear dim your sparkle! You’ve got such a bright energy; I’d love to see it shine.

"If fitting in is an art, you must be the masterpiece everyone admires from afar."

"Are you a love doctor? Cause every time I see you, my heart beats faster than normal."

"Even on a sick day, your beauty outshines the healthiest of roses."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the fire in your eyes that's making my heart fail to function normally?"

"What do you mean by 'normal'? Because around you, my heart always seems to skip a beat."

All I ever wanted was a normal life with you.

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

"Your laughter is my favorite melody; let me be your loyal pet in this enchanting dance of humor."

"Are you a puzzle? Because I’d love to help piece together your world and fit in by your side."

"Absolutely, just remember that it's hard to keep it casual when your radiance keeps turning our normal chats into fireworks."

"I'd prefer to be more than just normal, maybe extraordinary friends, if that's a deal you'd accept?"

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You can be my pet human, leash included!

"If I'm your pet, can I at least be the charming one who always brings a smile to your face?"

Hey there, I can't help but get lost in your eyes. They're magnetic, just like your vibe. ;)

"If being pitiful means I get to be your cute pet, I gladly accept. Can I start with fetching compliments for you?"

"Maybe I'm pitiful, but I promise to always be worth it when it comes to making you laugh."

"Is it just me or do we both look like we could use a partner in crime to conquer this place together?"

"Your laughter is worth the world to me, I'd gladly be your amusing 'pet' forever."

"Are you a thermometer? Because when I look at you, my temperature seems to rise way beyond normal."

"Your beauty is insanity, it's got my heart beating out of its normal rhythm."

"In our quaint chat, your words do play, like a melody that brightens the day."

"Well, in that case, would you mind holding my map? Because every time I look at you, I get lost in your smile!"

"I must be a puzzle piece, because I feel like I finally found the spot where I truly belong—with you."

"Excuse me, could you lend me a map? I seem to have lost my way into your eyes."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'll settle for 'my precious'."

"Leaving those DMs is not an option when there's a chance to make a new charming friend like you."

"Normally I'm allergic to smiles, but yours seems to be the only cure I need."

"Are you a secret ingredient? Because your vibe adds flavor to this ordinary day."

"I may be pitiful, but maybe being your cute 'pet' could be my ultimate blessing."

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, maybe you can keep me as your charming pet."

"Normally, I'm feared as a Wendigo, but for you, I'd be anything you desire."

"Are you a cardiologist? Because every time you're around, my heart beats faster than normal."

"You might feel under the weather, but your smile still brightens up my day."

Hi! I hope you're having a great day too. Do you have any favorite hobbies or activities you enjoy doing in your free time?

"Normally, I prefer to let destiny take the lead. But for you, I'll turn the tables and chase fate."

Chat History: The guy has just asked, "So, what are you into?"

"Just normal stuff – Netflix, food, workouts. Super original, right?"

"Okay, no flirting...but can I offer you some raisins? No? How about a date then?"

"Even if I'm worthless, let me show you the worth of my affection and charm."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my chances of a normal heartbeat!"

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, can I at least be your cute little pet? Meow."

"Your laughter is my favorite melody, making me want to be your adorable pet forever."

"Excuse me, but I think the stars got jealous tonight. Your smile outshines them all."

"Feeling under the weather? How about I be your sunshine, brighten up your day with a smile?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—like my chances of a normal hookup!"

"Return to ordinary, you say? But darling, your love has painted my grey world with a vibrant array."

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

"Well, I can be as normal as our extraordinary conversations, how about coffee tomorrow?"

"Your laughter is my favorite sound, I'll keep trying to impress my adorable captor."

"Do you have an iron supplement, girl? Because every time I see you, my heart rate seems to beat normally."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—like my chance at a normal conversation!

"Is your body temperature higher than normal? Because you're the hottest doctor I've ever seen."

"Forget your English assignment tonight; let's write our own passionate love story instead."

"Excuse me, but can you stop being so cute? You're making it really tough for my heart to beat normally."

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

"Do you study Pharmacy? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases beyond normal."

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, can I at least be your adorable pet? Your laughter is my goal."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I think that’s not normal."

"If being charming and witty is considered pitiful, then I hope to be your adorable pet forever."

"With every word, you weave a spell, in your conversation's charming well."

Hey there! How's your day going? Any exciting plans lined up for the weekend? I'm curious to know more about you.

It's totally normal to feel that way sometimes. What do you do to lift your spirits when you're feeling down?

"Are you a doctor? Because every time I see you, my heart rate goes back to normal."

Hello to you too! Your smile in your profile pic is contagious, it's got me curious for more.

"I may be pitiful, but I promise to shower you with compliments daily. Consider me your loyal flattery pet."

"Not feeling your best today? Let's change that; a beautiful conversation for a beautiful lady."

"In a sea of weirdos, your captivating beauty stands out. How about we create our own normal together?"

"Is it just me, or do we both belong in this moment together? Let's make it unforgettable."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears and you're the only one I notice."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, you can be my adorable pet instead!

"Well, lucky for me, I seem to have captured your interest. How about you keep me as your charming little pet?"

"Ever tried to fit a pizza slice into a bread toaster? That's how well I do things 'the normal way'."

"I know fitting in can be tough, but with you, I feel like I’ve found my perfect place."

Haha, "analsex" autocorrect fail! Let's stick to normal conversations for now. So, what's your go-to ice cream flavor?

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, maybe I can stay as your cute little pet instead? Meow."

"Are you a cozy sweater? Because you make me feel right at home in this crowd."

"Normal you say? Well, I've always found extraordinary beauty in simplicity."

"Even under the weather, you're more breathtaking than a sunset at sea."

"You may find me worthless, but let me charm you with my flattery. Can I be your keeper of smiles?"

"Just like this date sheet, your presence has turned my normal routine into an exciting countdown!"

It's totally normal to feel that way. Life’s messy, and it’s okay not to have it all figured out. What brings you genuine joy?

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes and can't find the 'okay' button to return to normality."

"In a world full of normal, your smile makes my weird heart skip a beat."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... in not getting rid of you.

"Just a normal person? Darling, to me, you're the most intriguing mystery I've ever known."

"Even when you're under the weather, your beauty is undeniably breathtaking."

"You may not be feeling your best, but your smile still outshines the stars."

"My day was pretty normal until I saw you, now it's as extraordinary as your beauty."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... in a completely normal, non-weird way."

"Black isn't normally my favorite color, but for you I'd turn all the rainbows monochrome."

"If we're on the same wavelength of weird, then falling for me would be your next normal, wouldn't it?"

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Spook month line

I normally have 206 bones but it's 207 when I'm around you.

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?

Normally I am strictly IFRS but for you I'd switch to GAAP because you are extraordinary

I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, ..buuuuuuuuuuuuuttt!

The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey. Will you go to the Prom with me?

Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

It ain't matter to me if you a gay bi or normal.

Your n**... are so normal-sized

I normally would say yes, but your prostate and t**... are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.

Look girl, normally when you have kiss with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.