Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

I normally don't eat my feelings

But I'm really feeling you

Check out my deck, because you won't see normal down there.

"Excuse me, but can you spare a map? I seem to have lost my way into your eyes."

Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

"Though you yearn for normal, sweet girl, remember this; the way your eyes sparkle, is my blissful abyss."

"Sure, let's chat normally, as long as you know that talking to a beauty like you can't help but feel extraordinary."

"Are you a love doctor? Cause every time I see you, my heart beats faster than normal."

"Even on a sick day, your beauty outshines the healthiest of roses."

"I must be an adrenaline rush, because whenever I see you, my heart starts beating faster than normal."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the fire in your eyes that's making my heart fail to function normally?"

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

All I ever wanted was a normal life with you.

"Absolutely, just remember that it's hard to keep it casual when your radiance keeps turning our normal chats into fireworks."

"I'd prefer to be more than just normal, maybe extraordinary friends, if that's a deal you'd accept?"

"Well, in that case, would you mind holding my map? Because every time I look at you, I get lost in your smile!"

"In our quaint chat, your words do play, like a melody that brightens the day."

"Are you a thermometer? Because when I look at you, my temperature seems to rise way beyond normal."

"Your beauty is insanity, it's got my heart beating out of its normal rhythm."

"Leaving those DMs is not an option when there's a chance to make a new charming friend like you."

"Excuse me, could you lend me a map? I seem to have lost my way into your eyes."

"Cheesy and poetic are my styles, but for you, I’ll just say: I find your company truly delightful."

"Normally I'm allergic to smiles, but yours seems to be the only cure I need."

"Normally, I'm feared as a Wendigo, but for you, I'd be anything you desire."

"You might feel under the weather, but your smile still brightens up my day."

"Okay, no flirting...but can I offer you some raisins? No? How about a date then?"

"Normally, I prefer to let destiny take the lead. But for you, I'll turn the tables and chase fate."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my chances of a normal heartbeat!"

Chat History: The guy has just asked, "So, what are you into?"

"Just normal stuff – Netflix, food, workouts. Super original, right?"

"Feeling under the weather? How about I be your sunshine, brighten up your day with a smile?"

"Excuse me, but I think the stars got jealous tonight. Your smile outshines them all."

"Return to ordinary, you say? But darling, your love has painted my grey world with a vibrant array."

"Well, I can be as normal as our extraordinary conversations, how about coffee tomorrow?"

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

"Is your body temperature higher than normal? Because you're the hottest doctor I've ever seen."

"Excuse me, but can you stop being so cute? You're making it really tough for my heart to beat normally."

"Do you study Pharmacy? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases beyond normal."

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

"Forget your English assignment tonight; let's write our own passionate love story instead."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I think that’s not normal."

"With every word, you weave a spell, in your conversation's charming well."

"Not feeling your best today? Let's change that; a beautiful conversation for a beautiful lady."

"In a sea of weirdos, your captivating beauty stands out. How about we create our own normal together?"

"Are you a doctor? Because every time I see you, my heart rate goes back to normal."

"You know, normally I enjoy being a tough guy, but for you, I'd happily show my softer side."

"Normal you say? Well, I've always found extraordinary beauty in simplicity."

"Even under the weather, you're more breathtaking than a sunset at sea."

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes and can't find the 'okay' button to return to normality."

"Just like this date sheet, your presence has turned my normal routine into an exciting countdown!"

"In a world full of normal, your smile makes my weird heart skip a beat."

"Even when you're under the weather, your beauty is undeniably breathtaking."

"Just a normal person? Darling, to me, you're the most intriguing mystery I've ever known."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... in a completely normal, non-weird way."

"My day was pretty normal until I saw you, now it's as extraordinary as your beauty."

"You may not be feeling your best, but your smile still outshines the stars."

"Black isn't normally my favorite color, but for you I'd turn all the rainbows monochrome."

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

Spook month line

I normally have 206 bones but it's 207 when I'm around you.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.