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Top 45 normal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Normal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne normally comes on boys faces over the age of 12.

  2. I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

  3. Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.

  4. Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

  5. Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

  6. Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

  7. I may look like a normal Kokiri, but I am as nasty as Ganon.

  8. I am normally a coffee kinda guy

    But you are definitely my cup of tea.

  9. Baby your ass is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

  10. I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

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What is a Normal pickup line?

Latest normal chat up lines

Normally, I’d be asking you out...
But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

I normally don't eat my feelings

But I'm really feeling you

Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS

The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.

You have a belief about it being hard!

Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...

You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.

You think you're not good enough.

Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.

This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"

You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.

The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as

GOOD ENOUGH!

This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET

When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.

You will become WOMEN MAGNET

You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.

The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.

This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.

In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:

Why am i trying to get every girl?

Why am i trying to win them over?

Why does it have to be so hard?

Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?

Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?

MOST IMPORTANT ONE:

Why do i hate myself?

You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.

BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so

If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up

Peace

Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

(Part 1/ 2)

One of the core issues man have is:

What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

What should I say next?

What is she thinking about me?

Does she like me?

How can I sexualize more?

One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

You should already assume that she likes you.

This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

What are the odds of getting her home?

You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

The rest is assumed!

You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

However,

You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

Realise that NOBODY is against you.

They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

Spook month line

I normally have 206 bones but it's 207 when I'm around you.

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.

Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.

Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p

Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.

Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.

Go forth and conquer, my friends.

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?

I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.

Normally I am strictly IFRS but for you I'd switch to GAAP because you are extraordinary

The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.

Look girl, normally when you have sex with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

Can I buy you a drink? I'm more normal than you think! In reality, I have a decent personality and I'm really into same-sexuality.

Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!