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Top 50 Fair Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fair pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fair conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm fairly local...in your bed.

  2. I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

  3. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  4. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

  5. You are as fair as Aphrodite and as talented as Athena.

  6. Knock knock! Who's there? Mirra.

    Mirra who? Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.

  7. I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

  8. Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

  9. Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

  10. Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

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Funny fair pickup lines

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..

Thanks for your help!!

I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

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Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?

I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home
It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart.




BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x
Probably has as it seems pretty beta

*Boop* Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.

Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

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Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water..it's harder than the pudding wrestling.

Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!