50 Fair Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Fair rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about fair, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Fair Pickup Lines

A good Fair hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm fairly local...in your bed.
I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
You are as fair as Aphrodite and as talented as Athena.
Knock knock! Who's there? Mirra.

Mirra who? Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.

Short and cute fair pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fair are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

That shirt is very becoming on you

But, to be fair, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

Girl you must be the World Fair, cause the whole world wants you.

Girl, let's play fair and no ball under tonight.

Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Cheesy fair Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your p**... hair..

Thanks for your help!!
I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

Since I love you, it is only fair that I will give you my love.

Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?

Boop Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.

Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

Corny fair Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Fair conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

Greetings to you, fair sailor.

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses

I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. Care to make it a three-way?

A good fair Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Fair hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

Can I see your tan lines?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

I got an amusement park in my pants.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fair love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fair chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.