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Top 50 fair Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Fair chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm fairly local...in your bed.

  2. I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

  3. Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

  4. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

  5. You are as fair as Aphrodite and as talented as Athena.

  6. I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

  7. Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

  8. Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

  9. Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

  10. Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

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You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..

You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap."

In fairness, we do need a new sieve.

The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.

I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart.




BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x
Probably has as it seems pretty beta

*Boop* Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.

Roses are red, life isn't fair
Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water..it's harder than the pudding wrestling.

Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!