Top 50 Fair Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fair pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fair tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'm fairly local...in your bed.
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I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.
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Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
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I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
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You are as fair as Aphrodite and as talented as Athena.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Mirra.
Mirra who? Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
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I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.
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That shirt is very becoming on you
But, to be fair, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!
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Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.
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Girl you must be the World Fair, cause the whole world wants you.
Working fair pickup lines
Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Girl, let's play fair and no ball under tonight.
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I have a small pp, god isn't fair...
You are so fine. i wanna floss with your p**... hair..
Thanks for your help!!
I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!
I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10
I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol
some of my favs I've seen so far
"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot
"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin
"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points
Since I love you, it is only fair that I will give you my love.
Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?
Roses are red, life isn't fair
Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair
*Boop* Got your nose!
I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.
I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home
It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart.
BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x
Probably has as it seems pretty beta
Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me
Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?
Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.
I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.