Top 28 Safe Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Safe chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Wearing a mask rn
Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
Edit : be safe people -
Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower
So next time you go you should bring me to be safe
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I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.
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I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.
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Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.
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You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
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Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.
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I like to practise safe sex
I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off
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You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.
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Safe memes to let girls know you like memes without showing your dark side
Some of the girls that i matched with want memes but the ones i like are hardcore so if u know of any light or funny memes let me know thanks.
Funny safe pickup lines
Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,
I just slid into your dm’s !
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I need to get in Japanties.
They call me uber, wanna take a ride?
Optional: im rated 5 stars and perfectly safe
Im a thief...
Keep your heart safe else I may stole it.
My doctor said to practice safe sex
Will you help?
James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."
Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."
Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander."
James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex."
I'll keep your arrow safe in my quiver
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?
That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
The safe word is shibolet.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
Do you practice safe hex?
Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.
Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”
Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.