Top 32 Safe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Safe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Wearing a mask rn

   Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
   
   Edit : be safe people

2. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

   So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

3. I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

4. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

5. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

6. You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

7. Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.

8. Do you like safe sex?

   Then i’ll tie you to the bed, so you won’t fall off

9. I like to practise safe sex

   I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off

10. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

Funny safe pickup lines

You may not be a seat beat...
But I always feel safe with you 🥰

Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !

It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe sex.

They call me uber, wanna take a ride?

Optional: im rated 5 stars and perfectly safe

My doctor said to practice safe sex
Will you help?

No need for crying anymore, baby.

I'll personally ensure you get home safe. Unless you'd rather stay with me.

Im a thief...

Keep your heart safe else I may stole it.

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."
Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander."
James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex."

I'll keep your arrow safe in my quiver

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.

The safe word is shibolet.

Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

Do you practice safe hex?

Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.