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Top 29 Safe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Safe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Safe conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wearing a mask rn

    Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you

    Edit : be safe people

  2. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

    So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

  3. I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

  4. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

  5. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

  6. You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

  7. I like to practise safe sex

    I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off

  8. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

  9. You may not be a seat beat...

    But I always feel safe with you 🥰

  10. Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

    I just slid into your dm’s !

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It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

Do you mind if I hang out here till it’s safe back where I farted?

It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I need to get in Japanties.

They call me uber, wanna take a ride?

Optional: im rated 5 stars and perfectly safe

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Im a thief...

Keep your heart safe else I may stole it.

My doctor said to practice safe kiss
Will you help?

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."
Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

I'll keep your arrow safe in my quiver

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?

That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

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Working Safe tinder opener

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.

Do you practice safe hex?

Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.