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Top 24 Security Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Security chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  2. I lost my social security number can I have yours?

  3. You can cross my border without any security check.

  4. How'd you get through security? Cause baby you're the bomb.

  5. How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

  6. I noticed how quick you took off your belt for that TSA security line.

  7. Are you https?

    Cause I feel secure around you

    - Day 106

  8. Hey girl are you a security system?

    Because I'd love to penetrate you

  9. Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

    Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

  10. Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

    I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

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Funny security pickup lines

Ay boo what’s yo social security number?

Hey girl are you secured network?

Cause I want to penetrate you.

Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

Are you a secure network? Because I want to get in you.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.

I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

Who needs security blanket when I got you. (Linus)

I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

Funding secured!