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Top 27 Security Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Security pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Security conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  2. I lost my social security number can I have yours?

  3. You can cross my border without any security check.

  4. How'd you get through security? Cause baby you're the bomb.

  5. How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

  6. I noticed how quick you took off your belt for that TSA security line.

  7. Are you https?

    Cause I feel secure around you

    - Day 106

  8. I want to procrastinate on my tasks and just watch you at Security.

  9. Hey girl are you a security system?

    Because I'd love to penetrate you

  10. To see you naked, I would turn in my own mother to the Department of Homeland Security.

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Funny security pickup lines

Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security
Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

Smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!

Ay boo what’s yo social security number?


You make me want to procrastinate on my tasks and just watch you at Security.

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The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

Are you a secure network? Because I want to get in you.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.

Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

Who needs security blanket when I got you. (Linus)

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Working Security tinder opener

Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

Funding secured!