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Top 50 Insurance Pick Up lines

Are you an insurance agent or selling insurance? Or are you looking to pick up guys or girls who are in the insurance business? Use these insurance pick up lines to help you flirt and get the attention of your loved one. These funny and cheesy insurance pick up lines can help you make the right impression. These lines feature important terms and phrases such as auto insurance, home insurance, life insurance, and more!

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  2. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  3. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

  4. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

  5. I promise full coverage!

  6. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

  7. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

  8. I like the size of your benefits package.

  9. I hope you have car insurance

    Because you're about to get rear ended

  10. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.


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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Do u have pet insurance?
Cause I want to smash your cat.

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Hey baby you got insurance?

Because youre about to get rear ended

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy.

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

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Girl your name must be Gillette...

cause you're the best a man can get!

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

Do you have pet insurance? Coz I’m gonna destroy your pussy tonight

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

Smooth and dirty Insurance pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Insurance conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Insurance phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.

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