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50 Insurance Pick Up lines

Are you an insurance agent or selling insurance? Or are you looking to pick up guys or girls who are in the insurance business? Use these insurance pick up lines to help you flirt and get the attention of your loved one. These funny and cheesy insurance pick up lines can help you make the right impression. These lines feature important terms and phrases such as auto insurance, home insurance, life insurance, and more!

Best Working Insurance Pickup Lines

A good Insurance hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

  2. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  3. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

  4. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

  5. I promise full coverage!

  6. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

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What is a good Insurance pickup line?

Short and cute insurance pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about insurance are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number reasons.

I like the size of your benefits package.

I hope you have car insurance

Because you're about to get rear ended

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Smooth Insurance pickup line

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Cheesy insurance Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Do u have pet insurance?
Cause I want to smash your cat.

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Hey baby you got insurance?

Because youre about to get rear ended

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Working Insurance tinder opener

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

Corny insurance Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Insurance conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

You probably are not under my premium coverage, but I am willing to take the risk.

Girl your name must be Gillette...

cause you're the best a man can get!

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

I hope you have a good insurance
Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

Do you have pet insurance? Coz I’m gonna destroy your p**... tonight

A good insurance Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Insurance hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

Guy: Does your kiss have Allstate insurance? Girl: No, why? Guy: Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

It's really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine t**... there.

Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.

Excuse me, I think I dropped something. Oh, wait. Nope, that’s just your premium.

Hey baby, I can put you on my health insurance policy.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.

I might have to ask you to leave my office. You’re making my other clients look bad.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

I would love to speak with you regarding your insurance just before you die; when will that be?

I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

I’m sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Insurance love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Insurance chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.