Top 50 Insurance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Insurance chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   
   
   
   
   EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

2. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

3. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

4. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

5. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

6. I promise full coverage!

7. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

8. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

9. I like the size of your benefits package.

10. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Funny insurance pickup lines

Do you happen to have pet insurance?
Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am destroying that pussy tonight.

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

It's really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine tush there.

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why?
Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!