Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

I hope you have car insurance

Because you're about to get rear ended

I like the size of your benefits package.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Hey baby you got insurance?

Because youre about to get rear ended

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

If getting good insurance is as important as you say, then I definitely need coverage for falling for you.

Are you an angel? Because I feel like I'll need insurance for my heart around you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must have insured those wings of yours.

Well, I hope you have a good insurance policy because my gang’s weirdness comes with full-on chaos coverage! Are you ready for the adventure? 😄

Are you an insurance agent? Because just being around you makes me feel safe and protected.

"Do you have an insurance policy? Because your jokes are so bad, they're making my heart stop...from laughter."

"Am I okay? Well, I was, until your beauty made my heart skip a beat. Good thing I've got health insurance!"

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

You probably are not under my premium coverage, but I am willing to take the risk.

Are you an insurance policy? Because you've got me feeling protected and secure around you.

Are you an insurance agent? Because you've already insured your way into my heart.

You must be well-insured, because you've got me feeling protected in your presence.

I hope you have good insurance because falling for me can be a risky business! But hey, I'll catch you, no worries. 😉

Are you an insurance agent? Because you've already covered my heart with your smile.

"Are you Deanna? Because if the first round is on me, I hope your wallet has insurance!"

"Is your smile insured? Because I’d gladly pay any premium to see it shine every day."

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

If getting good insurance means finding someone as amazing as you, I definitely need coverage.

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

If getting good insurance means protecting what's valuable, then consider me your most precious asset.

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

"Do your lips have insurance? Because they're about to be swept off their feet with endless kisses."

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

"Tum meri care karte ho? Kya yeh matlab hai ki tum mere dil ke Health Insurance plan ho?"

"Can I be your insurance? Because I'm willing to cover all the risks just to spend a lifetime with you."

"Is your smile insured? Because it's priceless and I can't afford to lose it."

"Does your beauty come with life insurance? Because you just made my heart stop skipping a beat."

Your advice is as valuable as good insurance - something I definitely wouldn't want to be without.

"Is your name Insurance? Because with you, even danger feels like the safest bet!"

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

Is your smile covered by insurance? Because it's causing some major property damage to my heart.

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

If I had to choose between good insurance and you, I'd pick you every time. You're invaluable.

"Tum mujhe itna care karte ho, maine socha tumne mujh par insurance policy karwa rakhi hai."

"Is your name 911? Because my heart is on fire every time I see you, but don't worry, I've got good insurance."

Do you have pet insurance? Coz I’m gonna destroy your p**... tonight

Guy: Does your kiss have Allstate insurance? Girl: No, why? Guy: Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

It's really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine t**... there.

Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Your disability insurance policy is like pizza: Even when it’s bad, it’s good.

You probabily are not under my premium coverage, but I am willing to take the risk.

You must be a magician, because when I submitted your app, the underwriting problems disappeared.

Some doctors might say you’re afraid of commitment. Sign right here and let’s prove them all wrong.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you to meet this week?

Maybe we should talk about life insurance before it's too late.

Let's make it official and finally get that certificate... of insurance.

Let's go to my office and go over some claims.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but you don’t need disability insurance, right?

Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is “mmm…mmm good!”

If you fall for me, this DI will support you.

I’m sure you get this all the time, but you look a lot like my next client.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.

I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I might have to ask you to leave my office. You’re making my other clients look bad.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.

Hey baby, I can put you on my health insurance policy.

Excuse me, I think I dropped something. Oh, wait. Nope, that’s just your premium.

Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?

Did you list “boxer” as your occupation? Because you’re a knockout client.

Can I take your picture to prove to my coworkers that perfection does exist?

Be my Beneficiary!

Are you going to schedule a meeting with me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s’more.

I like Legos. You like Legos. Let’s build a relationship.

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

Does your kiss have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Guy: Does your kiss have Allstate insurance?
Girl: No, why?
Guyy: Well do you want it to be in good hands?

I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

You are all assets and no liabilities