Top 50 Insurance Pick Up lines

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1. I hope you have pet insurance

   because I'm about to destroy your pussy
   

2. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

3. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

4. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

5. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

6. I promise full coverage!

7. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

8. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

9. I like the size of your benefits package.

10. I hope you have car insurance

    Because you're about to get rear ended

Funny insurance pickup lines

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy

Girl your name must be Gillette...

cause you're the best a man can get!

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.

I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.