Top 50 Insurance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Insurance pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I hope you have pet insurance

   Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

2. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

3. Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

4. Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

5. I promise full coverage!

6. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

7. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

8. I like the size of your benefits package.

9. I hope you have car insurance

   Because you're about to get rear ended

10. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Funny insurance pickup lines

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Hey baby you got insurance?
Because youre about to get rear ended

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

You probably are not under my premium coverage, but I am willing to take the risk.

Girl your name must be Gillette...

cause you're the best a man can get!

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?

I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

Guy: Does your kiss have Allstate insurance? Girl: No, why? Guy: Well do you want it to be in good hands?

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

It's really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine tush there.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because your script check was flawless.

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.