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Top 50 shots Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Shots chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

  2. My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face, by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  3. Hit me with your best shot!

  4. Wanna see my flop shot?

  5. I just shot you with the DMR, now you have to say yes.

  6. I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

  7. Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.

  8. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  9. I'd give all my diamonds & my emeralds. I'd fight the Ender Dragon, I'd get shot by a Skeleton, just to be with you.

  10. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.


    (99% Tinder Success Rate)

    Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
    I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
    Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
    but how many of you take home the bacon?
    Are you, Bae Goalz?

    Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

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Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

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Your rack is nicer than the last Buck I shot.

Wanna come back to my place and see my long shot?

Are you a target?
Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you area 51?

'cause i'll risk getting shot just to come inside you.

Call me a gun

Because I'm about to shoot my shot

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside..

Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

Because I’d totally give you a shot

Are you a basketball hoop?

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

Plays midget boxing , kneel and give me some shots.

Hey girl are you black

Cuz I think I got a shot on you

Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think you’re gonna score

Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot

- Day 121

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila?

Cause I'm an alcoholic...

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.

Are you a basketball?

Cuz I’m boutta shoot my shot: you wanna go out on a date and do an ungodly amount of opiates and nod off?

Damn girl are you COVID-19 ?

Because ima need another shot to convince myself that we can go out