Top 50 Call Of Duty Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Call Of Duty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Call Of Duty conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.
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If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.
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How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?
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I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.
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You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
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Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.
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Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.
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You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.
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Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
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Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.
Funny call of duty pickup lines
Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.
Baby, how about we go back to my place and I can drop a KEM in your Chasm.
Why don't you come back to my place and get on my hardpoint?
Do you want to play with my grenades?
I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.
Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.
Do you prefer headshot, body shot, or coming inside?
Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.
Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.
I thought getting a K.E.M. Strike was hard, getting your number seems to be harder than I thought...
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.
Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast handjobs.
Girl, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
Girl, I got a hardpoint to show you.
Girl, I want you bad no matter what your loadout is.
Girl, I'll totally give my headshots to you.
Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.
Girl, you hotter than a M2 Flamethrower.
Give me head after I land a headshot on you?
How many COD points does it take to unlock on nudes?
How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.
I ain't going to Turtling my turle anymore.