Top 50 Call Of Duty Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Call Of Duty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.
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If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.
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How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?
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I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.
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You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
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Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.
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Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.
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You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.
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Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
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Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.
Funny call of duty pickup lines
Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.
Why don't you come back to my place and get on my hardpoint?
Baby, how about we go back to my place and I can drop a KEM in your Chasm.
Do you want to play with my grenades?
I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.
Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.
I thought getting a K.E.M. Strike was hard, getting your number seems to be harder than I thought...
I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.
I like to play Call of Duty...
Shake that ass and show me some booty
- Day 122
Do you come here often? Or just because of bad spawns?
Do you prefer headshot, bodyshot, or coming inside?
Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.
Girl are you headglitching, because just your head makes me explode.
Girl I want to capture your flag, made out of your undies.
Girl you hax my heart.
Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast handjobs.
Girl, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
Girl, I got a hardpoint to show you.
Girl, I want you bad no matter what your loadout is.
Girl, I'll totally give my headshots to you.
Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?
Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.
Girl, you hotter than a M2 Flamethrower.