Top 50 Call Of Duty Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Call Of Duty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl are you a flashbang? Because you are stunning.
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How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?
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If you were a grenade, you'd be a STUNNING grenade.
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I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.
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You might think it's overkill, but I like to double tap.
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Girl I'll show you a Hardpoint.
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Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.
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You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.
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Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
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Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.
Funny call of duty pickup lines
Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.
Why don't you come back to my place and get on my hardpoint?
Baby, how about we go back to my place and I can drop a KEM in your Chasm.
Do you want to play with my grenades?
I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.
Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.
Do you prefer headshot, body shot, or coming inside?
Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.
Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.
I thought getting a K.E.M. Strike was hard, getting your number seems to be harder than I thought...
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.
Are you using hax? You made me hard.
Full Metal Jacket is necessary for deeper penetration.
Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.
Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
Girl are you headglitching, because just your head makes me explode.
Girl I want to capture your flag, made out of your undies.
Do you prefer headshot, bodyshot, or coming inside?
Do you come here often? Or just because of bad spawns?
Do you believe at first sight? Or should I stop sniping you?
I am dying to double tap that wonderful underpass of yours.
Darling, you are my true duty before Call of Duty.