Is your name Annie? Because I just got First Blood.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

Are you Ziggs? Because you make my heart explode.

You're as sweet as a candy cane.

Hey boo, are you Annie? Because you're so hot.

I'm stacking nothing but strait lifesteal and kiss appeal tonight, baby.

Mm, let's get you out of those boots...

Hey girl, why don't we go back to my place so I can facecheck your bush.

Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.

Want to see my Demacian Standard?

Girl is your name Lux? Because my heart just felt a spark.

Hey baby, wanna see my Heimerdinger?

You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Is it hot in here or are you just using Shyvana?

Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

Your name must be Sona, cause you just made me Crescendo.

You like diamonds, right? Well, I’m diamond in League of Legends.

Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?

I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

Is your passive charged? Cause' you're stunning.

Hey boy, are you Taric? Cause you stun me.

Are you from Ionia? Cuz I got my eye on ya.

You like my weapon? Come on over for a closer inspection!

Girl are you a challenger? Cause you're outta my league.

Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.

Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.

Girl is your name Thresh? Because you got me hooked.

Are you a Twitch streamer? Because you've got all the right moves to keep me watching all night.

Are you a Twitch streamer? Because you just leveled up my heart with your beauty.

Are you a minion because I can cs together.

Do you play League of Legends? Because you just stunned me with your amazing looks.

"Are you a League of Legends champion? Because my heart rate spikes every time I get close to your hitbox."

Your gameplay skills are impressive, but it's your smile that really has me hooked on your stream.

Are you a keyboard? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a key.

You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your Twitch streams.

Are you a ward cause im always missing you.

You don’t need to press ‘E’ to charm me.

You wanna fiddlestick with me.

Are you Cassiopeia? Because you make me hard.

Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.

Is your father Ziggs? Because you are a bomb.

If you're Nannie I'll be your tribbers.

If you were a Tidecaller I'd be your blessing.

I'm not sorry that I left my fuzzy cuffs at home

I wish I'd worn my Mercury's Treads, because you just stunned me.

Hey girl, you must be Ahri because you charmed me over here.

Hey baby, I'm always on duty.

Hey babe. I bought the double p**... runes.

Hey baby is your name Taric because you stunned me from a mile away.

Hey babe, lemme destroy your inhibitor.

Girl, your body is OP.

Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!

Girl, are you Nunu? Because on a scale of one to ten, you're an ABSOLUTE ZERO.

Girl you're like draven - spinning me around town.

Girl you turn my blasting wand into a needlessly large rod.

For only $2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.

Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.

Did I mention its mating season?

Can I tap your dark spheres?

Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?

Are you Cassiopeia? Because when I stare at you I get hard.

Are you an AD carry? Because I'm fired up and ready to serve.

Wanna solo my Baron?

Hello dere.

Girl, are you Irelia? Because I want to nerf you so hard.

Can I invade your jungle?

Wanna know why me roger's all jolly?

I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.

Your name must be Sona, because you just made me Crescendo.

You must be used to stealing souls, because you're fully stacked.

You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

You know, if Ezreal saw you, he'd need a map. He'd get lost in your eyes.

Will you be the Ezreal to my Taric

Wanna fiddle my stick?

You should be accustomed to taking souls, since you’re completely stacked.

Lemme show you a double rainbow.

It's not fun unless you run.

Is your name yorick? Because Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life