Is your name Annie? Because I just got First Blood.

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

Are you Ziggs? Because you make my heart explode.

You're as sweet as a candy cane.

Hey boo, are you Annie? Because you're so hot.

I'm stacking nothing but strait lifesteal and kiss appeal tonight, baby.

Mm, let's get you out of those boots...

Hey girl, why don't we go back to my place so I can facecheck your bush.

Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.

Want to see my Demacian Standard?

Girl is your name Lux? Because my heart just felt a spark.

Hey baby, wanna see my Heimerdinger?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

Is it hot in here or are you just using Shyvana?

Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

Your name must be Sona, cause you just made me Crescendo.

You like diamonds, right? Well, I’m diamond in League of Legends.

Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?

I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.

Is your passive charged? Cause' you're stunning.

Hey boy, are you Taric? Cause you stun me.

Are you from Ionia? Cuz I got my eye on ya.

You like my weapon? Come on over for a closer inspection!

Girl are you a challenger? Cause you're outta my league.

Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.

Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

Are you a minion because I can cs together.

"Are you a League of Legends champion? Because my heart rate spikes every time I get close to your hitbox."

You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

Hey baby, how about I call a couple of friends and we show you our Three Talon Strike?

Is your name Cassiopia? Because when I look at you; you stun me.

Are you a ward cause im always missing you.

You don’t need to press ‘E’ to charm me.

You wanna fiddlestick with me.

Are you Cassiopeia? Because you make me hard.

Lemme show you a double rainbow.

It's not fun unless you run.

Is your name yorick? Because Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life

Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.

Is your father Ziggs? Because you are a bomb.

If you're Nannie I'll be your tribbers.

If you were a Tidecaller I'd be your blessing.

I'm not sorry that I left my fuzzy cuffs at home

I wish I'd worn my Mercury's Treads, because you just stunned me.

Hey girl, you must be Ahri because you charmed me over here.

Hey girl, wanna come back to my base and check out my Needlessly Large Rod?

Hey baby, I'm always on duty.

Hey baby is your name Taric because you stunned me from a mile away.

Hey babe, lemme destroy your inhibitor.

You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!

Girl, are you Nunu? Because on a scale of one to ten, you're an ABSOLUTE ZERO.

Girl you're like draven - spinning me around town.

Girl you turn my blasting wand into a needlessly large rod.

For only $2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.

Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.

Do you main Ahri? Because I find you charming.

Did I mention its mating season?

Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?

Are you Cassiopeia? Because when I stare at you I get hard.

Are you an AD carry? Because I'm fired up and ready to serve.

Wanna solo my Baron?

Hello dere.

Girl, are you Irelia? Because I want to nerf you so hard.