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22 Periodic Table Pick Up lines

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Best Working Periodic Table Pickup Lines

A good Periodic Table hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  2. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

    I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

  3. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

  4. I gotcha a (nerdy) list

    Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

    Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

    Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

    Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

    You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

    Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

    My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

    Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

    You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

    My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

    Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

    Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

    Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

    Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

  5. Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

    That’s because I love U!

  6. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

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What is a good Periodic Table pickup line?

Short and cute periodic table pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about periodic table are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

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Smooth Periodic Table pickup line

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

If you where the periodic table
I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

Are you a scientist?

Because I want to do you on a table, periodically


Cheesy periodic table Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl are you a chemist?

Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

Hey! Are you a periodic table?

Cuz all I want is 92

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?


Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

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Working Periodic Table tinder opener

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Periodic Table love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Periodic Table chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.