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Top 17 Periodic Table Pick Up lines

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  1. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  2. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

    I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

  3. Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

  4. Shall we do it on the table periodically?

  5. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

  6. Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

  7. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

  8. If you where the periodic table

    I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

  9. Are you a scientist?

    Because I want to do you on a table, periodically

  10. Hey girl are you a chemist?

    Coz i want to do it periodically on the table with you.

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What is a Periodic Table pickup line?

Funny periodic table pickup lines

Hey! Are you a periodic table?
Cuz all I want is 92

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

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This is a funny Periodic Table pickup line!

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?