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  1. Hey girl are you a proton?

    Because you fill me with positive energy.

  2. Hey are you 11 protons?

    Because your sodium fine

  3. Do you have 11 protons?

    Because you're Sodium fine!

  4. If i am a proton, can you be my neutron? So that we can be nucleon.

  5. Do u have 11 protons?

    Cuz u r sodium fine...

  6. Hey girl are you 11 protons?

    Cos you're So-dium fine

  7. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

  8. Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

    Because you're attractive ;)

  9. Do you accept protons?

    Because I think you’re pretty based

  10. It's true that opposites attract. We're like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we're stable... and steady!

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Funny protons pickup lines

Damnnn girl, are you a proton?
Because you attract a lot of negativity

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Are you a proton?

Because you are attracting my negativity.

You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.