50 Pounds Pick Up lines

Here are 50 pounds pick up lines for her and flirty pounds rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about pounds that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your pounds rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pounds pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pounds joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Pounds Pickup Lines

A good Pounds hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
You look good with a few extra pounds on you.
Is that canon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.
Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
I’m jealous of your heart right now. Because it’s pounding inside you and I’m not.

Short and cute pounds pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pounds are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

You wanna experience some ground and pound?

Is your name Penny?

Because I'm in for a Penny, and youre in for a pound.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? from "Casablanca"

I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

Cheesy pounds Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

How about you let me take you down and ground and pound you?

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

Hey girl you should be a blacksmith

I'll be the anvil you pound me all day

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Corny pounds Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pounds conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Wanna learn the sweet moves and do a little ground and pound?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.

I'm jealous of your heart

Because it's over there just pounding away inside you and I'm not

Are you a treadmill?
My heart pounds whenever I use you.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Are you a heart?

Cause i want you pounding inside me.

You could really stand to lose 5-10 pounds.

Take off all your clothes, that should do it.

Do you want to help me make a schnitzel?

You can pound my meat

Girl, you remind me of a treadmill

Coz you make my heart pound

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby?

You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?

A good pounds Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pounds hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate , you'll feel calm with no anxiety, whatsoever.

I'm like a migraine...

Always pounding you is on my mind!

Hey girl. I think you may be a building scheduled for demolition

Because I would like to pound you until you collapse ;)

Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

Hey girl, are you on a diet?

Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.

Are you dough?

Cuz I'll be pounding you tonight.

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Approximately 550-1,700 pounds.

Are you a nail?

Because I’d like to pound you in all the wrong places.

Heyy Girl, You Hungry?

Coz omelette you chow on this 10 pound meat

What food makes women lose their kiss drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Wanna go on a trip?

Cause there's a wonderful place called Pound Town I can take you to.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pounds love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pounds chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.