Top 12 Weigh Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weigh pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weigh conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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How much did the Titanic weigh?
Enough to break the ice. What's up.
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
enough to break the ice. Hiya, I'm Sean, nice to meet you.
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Are you a rocket?
Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
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How much does an elephant weigh?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
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Hey girl? How much does a penguin weigh?
Not enough to break the ice. (mutter this line under your breath from across the room)
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How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.
Funny weigh pickup lines
Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh.
Let's weigh anchor.