Top 27 Weigh Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weigh pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weigh tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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How much did the Titanic weigh?
Enough to break the ice. What's up.
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
enough to break the ice. Hiya, I'm Sean, nice to meet you.
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Are you a rocket?
Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!
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How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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How much did the Titanic weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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How much does a Chillwind Yeti weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Working weigh pickup lines
How much do these skis weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Do you know how much a curling rock weighs? Enough to break the ice.
Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
Guess what, I can tell how much you weigh. Only if you sit on top of me.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.
How much does an elephant weigh? Enough to break the ice!
How much does an elephant weigh?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?
Enough to break the ice hey I’m
Credit: my boy Jay
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Approximately 550-1,700 pounds.
Hey girl? How much does a penguin weigh?
Not enough to break the ice. (mutter this line under your breath from across the room)
Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh.
I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.
How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.
