Top 15 Weigh Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Weigh chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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How much did the Titanic weigh?
Enough to break the ice. What's up.
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Are you a rocket?
Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.
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How much does a polar bear weigh?...(wait for it)...Enough to break the ice
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?"
"What? No like 900 pounds." -
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm:
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Do you know how much polar bears weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
(yes I got this off Disney Channel) -
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)
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Hey girl? How much does a penguin weigh?
Not enough to break the ice. (mutter this line under your breath from across the room)
Funny weigh pickup lines
Hey girl. How much does a polar bear weigh?
Because I want to steal one from the zoo. Get in my van. Shits about to get crazy.
I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.
Wanna play carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh.
How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.
