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Top 19 Cancer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cancer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

  2. I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

  3. Are you this subreddit?

    Cuz you give me cancer

  4. My love towards you is like cancer, it keeps growing and I can't control it.

  5. Hey girl, are you brain cancer?

    Because I can't get you out of my mind

  6. You're just like my cancer

    You've spread to my heart ;)

  7. For pretty people with bad personality

    Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

  8. One baller lines

    I have one ball due to cancer how can I use it to my advantage with a pickup line? Ready, set, go!

  9. Hey are you cancer?

    Cause if you wanna fuck me you sure cancer.

  10. Damn girl, are you cancer?

    Cuz I can't get you off my brain!

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Funny cancer pickup lines

Being with me is like kids with cancer
It never gets old.

Damn girl, are you a cigarette?

Cause you give me cancer

Hey babe are you cancer

Because I want you out of my life
(First time here guys, how did I do?)

Help

You're so smoking hot that you gave me lung cancer

Are you lung cancer?

Cuz you take my breath away

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Are you from Vocal Adrenaline? Because your smile could cure cancer.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?