Top 50 Coronavirus Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Coronavirus rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Coronavirus pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

1. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

   Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

   Your number?

3. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

   Cause your curves are anything but flat.

4. What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

   I don't want the virus to spread.

5. If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

   Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

6. Can I be your mask?

   Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

Working short coronavirus pickup lines to impress a girl

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

coronavirus Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?
You’re breathtaking ;)

coronavirus Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you a Coronavirus?
Because you are breathtaking

coronavirus Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Girl, are you coronavirus?
Cause you're deadly

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Coronavirus phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Coronavirus lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.