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Top 50 Coronavirus Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Coronavirus rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Coronavirus pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

    Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

  2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  3. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  4. What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

    I don't want the virus to spread.

  5. If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

    Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  6. Can I be your mask?

    Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

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What is a Coronavirus pickup line?

Working short coronavirus pickup lines to impress a girl

Girl are you CORONAVIRUS??

Cause you are breathtaking!!

If Coronavirus dosent take you out

Can I?

If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

I would like to be the one to take you out

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

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This is a funny Coronavirus pickup line!

Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air


coronavirus Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?
You’re breathtaking ;)

Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While I’m here catching feelings for you.

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.


Hey girl, I know you don’t have Coronavirus...

But I’ll still make you a super spreader.

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Working Coronavirus tinder opener

Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?

I got to stay next to you in Quarantine

coronavirus Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Do you have the Coronavirus?

Because I can’t stop looking Ashoo

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

Yo I think I caught Coronavirus

Nvm I just caught feelings for you

If I was moderna...

Would you gimme a shot

Are you a Coronavirus?
Because you are breathtaking

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you.

(That’s how it work boys)

Do you have the Coronavirus? Because I can't stop looking... ach-oo

Cover your mouth when you sneeze

I think I have Coronavirus.

Wanna come over to my place and spread it?

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?

Because the whole world is chasing you.


I like my girls like my Coronavirus

19 and easily spread

Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)

Yknow I hear the Coronavirus can be killed by heat..

You must be immune.

coronavirus Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

People are catching Coronavirus

But the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.

Girl are you coronavirus in a nursing home?

Because your looks got us dropping like flies.

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

Hey girl, are you the coronavirus test kit

Because I cant get enough of you

Hey girl, are you the novel coronavirus?

Because you take my breath away.

Girl, are you coronavirus?
Cause you're deadly

Are you coronavirus?

Cuz I got you girl

Do you have the coronavirus?

Because I need you to back up about 6 feet.

Are you coronavirus ?

Because I want to take you around the world


Hey, girl, are you the Coronavirus Disease 2019 caused by SARS-CoV-2?

Cause when I'm near you I can't breathe

Chinese man: Hey girl are you coronavirus?

Cuz I see you everywhere..

Coronavirus pick up

Are you the corona virus because I get breathless when I catch you

Are your thighs Coronavirus?

Because I want them to kill me

Good thing your eyes aren't the coronavirus

Because I just caught them

Restaurants and bars may be closed, but i'm open for business

Wanna get closer than 6 feet

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Coronavirus phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Coronavirus lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.