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Top 50 Coronavirus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coronavirus pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Coronavirus tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

    Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

  2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  3. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  4. What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

    I don't want the virus to spread.

  5. If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

    Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  6. Can I be your mask?

    Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

  7. Girl are you CORONAVIRUS??

    Cause you are breathtaking!!

  8. If Coronavirus dosent take you out

    Can I?

  9. If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

    I would like to be the one to take you out

  10. Roses are red, violets are blue

    If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
    (After quarantine is over)

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What is a Coronavirus pickup line?

Working coronavirus pickup lines

Everyone’s out here catching Coronavirus but here I am catching feelings for you

Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air

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This is a funny Coronavirus pickup line!

What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?
You’re breathtaking ;)

Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While I’m here catching feelings for you.

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

Hey girl, I know you don’t have Coronavirus...

But I’ll still make you a super spreader.

Are your legs the coronavirus

Cause I’m tryna spread em till I die

Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?

I got to stay next to you in Quarantine

Do you have the Coronavirus?

Because I can’t stop looking Ashoo

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Working Coronavirus tinder opener

Yo I think I caught Coronavirus

Nvm I just caught feelings for you

If I was moderna...

Would you gimme a shot

Are you a Coronavirus?

Because you are breathtaking

Do you have the Coronavirus? Because I can't stop looking... ach-oo

Cover your mouth when you sneeze

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you.

(That’s how it work boys)

I think I have Coronavirus.

Wanna come over to my place and spread it?

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?

Because the whole world is chasing you.

I like my girls like my Coronavirus

19 and easily spread

Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)

Yknow I hear the Coronavirus can be killed by heat..

You must be immune.

People are catching Coronavirus

But the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.