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Top 50 Coronavirus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Coronavirus chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

    Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

  2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  3. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  4. If Coronavirus dosent take you out

    Can I?

  5. If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

    I would like to be the one to take you out

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue

    If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
    (After quarantine is over)

  7. Everyone’s out here catching Coronavirus but here I am catching feelings for you

  8. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

  9. Hey are you the coronavirus?

    Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air

  10. What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

    Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

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What is a Coronavirus pickup line?

Funny coronavirus pickup lines

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?
You’re breathtaking ;)

Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While I’m here catching feelings for you.

Hey girl, I know you don’t have Coronavirus...

But I’ll still make you a super spreader.

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

Are your legs the coronavirus

Cause I’m tryna spread em till I die

Damn girl, have you been exposed to the coronavirus in the last 48 hours

Because you just took my breath away.

Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?
I got to stay next to you in Quarantine

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

Do you have the Coronavirus?

Because I can’t stop looking Ashoo

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Yo I think I caught Coronavirus

Nvm I just caught feelings for you

Are you a Coronavirus?

Because you are breathtaking

Do you have the Coronavirus? Because I can't stop looking... ach-oo

Cover your mouth when you sneeze

I think I have Coronavirus.

Wanna come over to my place and spread it?

Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you.

(That’s how it work boys)

I like my girls like my Coronavirus

19 and easily spread

Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?

Because the whole world is chasing you.

Yknow I hear the Coronavirus can be killed by heat..

You must be immune.

People are catching Coronavirus

But the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.

Girl are you coronavirus in a nursing home?

Because your looks got us dropping like flies.

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

Hey girl, are you the coronavirus test kit

Because I cant get enough of you

Call me coronavirus because this dick gunna make you choke all night.

I'm so proud I thought of this.

Hey girl, are you the novel coronavirus?

Because you take my breath away.