50 Trump Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Trump rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about trump, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Trump Pickup Lines

A good Trump hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.
You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.
A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.
Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?
You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...
I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

Short and cute trump pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about trump are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...
First order of business will be me taking you out

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

Cheesy trump Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Corny trump Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Trump conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

You know what they say about big hands.

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

You will never meet anyone as great as me, believe me, I'm great...

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

A good trump Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Trump hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.

Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Want a Tic-Tac?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Trump love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Trump chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.