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Top 50 Trump Pick Up lines

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  1. What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

    They both about to get destroyed

  2. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  3. I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice.

  4. You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

  5. Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to destroy it.

  6. A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

  7. Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

  8. You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

  9. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  10. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

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Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Damn girl, are you CNN? 'Cause I can't even believe you're real.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

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Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Do you like roleplay?
Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

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Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

You know what they say about big hands.

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

Girl that ass is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.