67 Trump Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

You know what they say about big hands.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

You will never meet anyone as great as me, believe me, I'm great...

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Want a Tic-Tac?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

You must be a wildlife refuge, because I wanna drill your wetlands.

I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Are you trump?

Because you just walled me in.

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

I’ll make your love life great again.

Are you donald trump?

Cause you look as sweet as a peach

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you sure trump the competition.

If Trump can be president,

Then why u cant be mine ?

How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill?