Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

You know what they say about big hands.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

You will never meet anyone as great as me, believe me, I'm great...

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Want a Tic-Tac?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

Haha, yeah, the whole Trump situation is crazy. But hey, at least we have something to talk about now, right? 😄

Haha, maybe we should start a petition to send him to a "Twitter jail" instead! 😉

Well, that's a relief. I hear orange is the new black, but I don't think prison jumpsuits are his style.

Good to hear! You've got a great sense of humor, it's really charming. Looking forward to more conversations with you.

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Haha, maybe Trump should start a reality show in jail - "The White Housewives of Cellblock D." 🤣

Maybe he'll start a reality show in jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." #LockHimUpInStyle

Haha, can you imagine Trump in a jail cell? Talk about a reality show twist! So, what's your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?

Maybe we should start a conspiracy theory that he's secretly going to join a boy band instead. No jail time, just harmonizing with the Backstreet Boys!

Maybe Trump will start a reality show from jail – "The Apprentice: Cell Block Edition." Think we should pitch the idea?

Who knows, maybe he'll end up on a reality show about life after the White House instead! 🤣 So, what's your take on Area 51?

Phew! I was starting to think I'd have to compete with other inmates for his attention. Dodged a bullet there!

Who knows what will happen with Trump, but I'm more interested in getting to know you. What's your favorite thing to do on weekends?

Maybe I should hire him to help me clean out my inbox... it's a total swamp in there!

Well, I guess we can still say "Orange is the New Black" even if Trump doesn't end up in jail. 😂

Haha, I guess we're safe from any presidential drama then! So, what's your take on pineapple on pizza?

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

Haha, yeah, probably not! So, tell me, what do you like to do for fun on weekends?

Haha, yeah, I guess orange really isn't the new black for him! Maybe he'll start a reality show from prison.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Haha, maybe we should start a petition to send him to dating jail instead. No more bad hair days for him! 😉

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

He'll be fine, I hear they're thinking of opening a Trump-themed hotel in prison. "Make Jail Great Again."

Looks like he won't be swapping his suit for stripes! Not even a presidential pardon could trump that!

Haha, well, I guess he won't be behind bars tweeting at 3 AM then! 😂 So, any other conspiracy theories we should discuss?

Haha, maybe Trump has a secret talent for escaping jail like Houdini. Who knows, he might pull a disappearing act! 😉

Good to know! But imagine if he did end up in jail... would make for one wild reality show!

Maybe he's planning to hide out in one of his hotels... I heard they have great room service! 🍔 #PresidentialGetaway

Who knows, maybe he'll start a reality show from prison... "Keeping Up with The Trumps Behind Bars"? 🤣

Are you the Trump Wall?

Because I want to exploit a gap in your Southern Border

Haha, well if Trump can drain the swamp, I'm pretty sure I can handle planning a fun date for us! 😉

Haha, if Trump ever needs legal advice, I can recommend some great lawyers! Let's stick to lighter topics for now though.

If he does end up in jail, at least we know he'll have the best hair in the cell block! 🤣

Oh, thank goodness! I was worried I might have to break him out of jail for stealing my heart. 😉

Maybe we should start a club for people who somehow manage to dodge consequences. We could call it "The Lucky Ducks." 🦆

Looks like he'll have to settle for a new reality show: "The Real Housewives of Cell Block D." 🤣

Looks like his reality show might be "Locked Up with the Stars" instead. Who knew politics could be so entertaining?

Who knows, maybe he'll finally have time to work on his tan... behind bars! 😂 #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Haha, love the political humor! I hope you're not planning to drain any swamps on our first date though!

Maybe he can start a reality show from prison. "Jailhouse Trump: Making Cellblocks Great Again." 😂

If Trump won't go to jail, maybe we can plan our next date there. I hear orange is the new black! 😄

I heard the only bars Trump will be seeing are the ones where they serve his favorite fast food! 🍔

Ah, what a relief to hear, the news is quite swell. Your mind is sharp as a tack, your thoughts I can tell.

If Trump goes to jail, I'll have to find a new source of entertainment. Maybe I'll take up knitting or something... 🤔

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

With a mind as sharp as yours, you could convict me of stealing your heart without any evidence. 💕

Haha, well let's hope our conversations are more exciting than politics! What do you enjoy talking about?

Haha, I guess he'll have to stick to hosting reality TV shows instead of reality court shows! 😂

With words so wise, you shine like a star. In your intellect, I see who you are.

True that! So, what's your take on the latest Netflix series everyone's talking about?

With that hair, I'm sure he'll stand out in the lineup. "The Inmate Apprentice: You're fired... from freedom!" 🤣

I can already see it - "Orange is the New Orange: The Trump Chronicles." Ratings through the roof! 📺

You must be a wildlife refuge, because I wanna drill your wetlands.

I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

That's a relief, I was worried about having to break him out of prison for our first date! Phew! 😂

Oh, really? I like a man who keeps his promises. Maybe you can help me navigate the jungle of politics sometime.

Well, that's a relief. I was worried about finding a cellmate who wouldn't stop talking about building walls. 😂

Well, in that case, I guess I'll have to cancel our escape room date at the White House. Safety first! 😂

Haha, yeah, Trump probably has a secret escape tunnel under the White House just in case. 😂 #EscapingJustice

Haha, maybe he'll start a reality show from jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." Who knows! 🤷‍♂️

Haha, I hope he brings a big net! Maybe we should start a dating app for swamp creatures. #SwampLove

Well, I guess we can say he's definitely not checking in at the Orange Jumpsuit Resort anytime soon, huh? 😂

Well, lucky for him I'm not a judge because he wouldn't stand a chance compared to you! 😉

That's a relief! I must say, your optimism is contagious. Your positive outlook is truly refreshing.

True, but imagine the memes if he did! "From the White House to the Big House: The Trump Chronicles."

Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Are you trump?

Because you just walled me in.

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you sure trump the competition.

If Trump can be president,

Then why u cant be mine ?

Are you donald trump?

Cause you look as sweet as a peach

I’ll make your love life great again.

Are You Trump

Because I’d Love To Be In Your Peach

How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill?