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Top 50 Trump Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Trump pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Trump tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  2. You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

  3. A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

  4. Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

  5. You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

  6. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  7. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

  8. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  9. It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

  10. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

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Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

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I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

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If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

You know what they say about big hands.

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

You will never meet anyone as great as me, believe me, I'm great...

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.