Top 19 Putin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Putin pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Putin conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Once i Putin

   I don't pull out

2. Girl, are you the Ukraine?

   Cuz I want to Putin you.

3. Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.

   Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
   If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

4. I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

5. You know Vladimir Putin?

   Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

6. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

7. You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

8. Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin

   Cause I’d do anything to see you go down

9. You're hot.

   I'm just PUTIN it out there.

10. Hey girl can i invade your peace and

    Putin my rocket in you

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Are you Ukraine? Because I wanna Putin my troop into you

Are you Russian?

Because i want to Putin.

I guess I’ll shoot my shoot before Putin does

Roses are red the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue if Putin nukes us all tonight I wanna die next to you

Hey girl, are you Russia?

Because I have somethin' to Putin you!

Hay girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!

Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin?

Since the moment i saw you, i knew i couldn't choose another.

Are your parents home?

Because you'll be Putin me up tonight!