Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

What's your dads number?

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

My dad's here now, you can marry me.

Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Is your daddy a hunter. 'Cause your such a fox!

Are you an orphan?

Cuz I can be yo daddy.

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you sure are dope!

I would travel back in time to impregnate your mom just to hear you call me daddy

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

Want a sugar daddy? Let me add some sweet syrup into you.

Babe are you a pumpkin baby? Because daddy jack is here to make you mine.

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

What do you blow to make a wish? Sugar daddy.

Is your mom single?

Cause i want to be your daddy!!

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

"Believe me, sweetheart, I can play 'daddy' better than any man you've ever met."

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

"Since you call me daddy, how about we role-play a little more? This time in my bedroom."

"Who said I can't be your daddy? But first, let's try being the reason behind your smile."

"I may not be your father, but would you mind if your heart called me daddy?"

"Are you into iron men? Because I'm hard, strong and ready to dial up the heat for you."

"Hey beautiful, call me daddy because I want to be the one who always takes care of your heart."

"Is your name Daddy? Because you seem to have everything I've been naughtily dreaming about."

"Did your father steal the stars from the sky? He must have, to put them in your eyes."

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me h**...!

"I can't promise to be your baby's daddy yet, but I promise you'd look even more stunning carrying my last name."

Was your daddy a drug dealer?

Cuz your dope

"Hey there, if you call me 'Daddy', does that mean we're already planning our future together?"

Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.

"You've got the 'daddy' part down, why don't we explore what else you can call me in private?"

"Who says I can't be your daddy? With my charm, you'll wish every day was Father's Day."

"Believe me, I can be your daddy, the kind who'll shower you with love, care, and unending happiness."

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one h**... of a foundation.

"Are you a boxing match? Because this daddy's strong grip is ready to knock you off your feet beautifully."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I met you, I've gotten lost in your strong masculine vibes."

"Are you searching for a real man with a powerful touch? Well, look no further, your number just hit the jackpot."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and only a real man can handle such magic."

"Ever tried a grip strong enough to awaken your wildest desires? Only a real man could handle such a thrill."

"This sugar daddy's world would be incomplete without a dessert like you. Can we stir up some magic together?"

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

Is your daddy w**... Wonka because you look delicious

"Forget sugar daddies, darling, I'd rather be your sweet forever reality."

"Your strength compares to none, like a werewolf in the night, your daddy material shines bright, oh what a sight!"

"I'm no feather, but I guarantee my hands can deliver the kind of slaps that make a real woman like you shiver."

"If you call me 'daddy', does that make us a dream team? Because I've already fallen for my star player."

"Are you a blacksmith? 'Cause only a man with a strong grip can shape this wild heart with his touch."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this daddy's been searching for, from strength to sex positivity."

"You may call me 'daddy', but how about we put titles aside and you start calling me by my first name?"

"A gentle wolf by day, a fierce beast at night, your love could make my moon always shine bright."

"Are you in the market for a strong grip and sweet whispers? Because my kind of daddy-handling comes with a slapping rhythm."

"You're so enchanting, darling, just calling me 'Daddy' would be the most charming lullaby."

Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

"Your fire is irresistible, beauty. Need a strong hand to fan those flames? I'm the man your number seeks."

"Is your grip as strong as your charm? Because I've been naughty and might need a real man's discipline."

"Is your grip as firm as your charm? Because I've been a naughty girl in need of some discipline."