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18 Older Guy Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Older Guy rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about older guy, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Older Guy Pickup Lines

A good Older Guy hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

  2. All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

  3. Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

  4. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

  5. Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

  6. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

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What is a good Older Guy pickup line?

Short and cute older guy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about older guy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

I want to bear all your children.

I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

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Smooth Older Guy pickup line

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

Cheesy older guy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Older Guy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Older Guy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.