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Top 20 Older Guy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Older Guy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

  2. Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

  3. Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

  4. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

  5. Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

  6. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

  7. Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

  8. Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

  9. I want to bear all your children.

  10. I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

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I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

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My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.