19 Older Guy Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 19 older guy pick up lines for her and flirty older guy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about older guy that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your older guy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny older guy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty older guy joke for a great chat response.

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"Seeing you in that black dress makes me feel like dancing, care to teach a slightly older guy some new moves?"
All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.
Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.
Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.
Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?
Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

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Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

I want to bear all your children.

I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

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My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Older Guy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Older Guy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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