I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.

Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

You look like my mom!

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

Is your mom a h**...? Cause I'm hooked on you.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.

I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

Hi crush, would you be my main quest?

So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

You should call me.

Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

Smile if you want to have kiss with me.

Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

Oh no! Someone better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and i cant get up!

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

I just wanted to break the ice between us.

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Excuse me are you an archeologist? Because please have kiss with me.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Wanna check our math together?

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

You have lovely, soft eyes.

Does the world look any better to you?

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Hey baby, why don't we take that top off and get to know each other better?

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

Is your name Little Red?

Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

You have the perfect face for the radio.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Do you believe in icebreakers?

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

I'm a verb because you can do me.

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Do you like KFC? Because you can eat this bone.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

You must be a fire because I am hot for you!

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

Will you hold my hand?

I get lost easily.

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Your lips look so beautiful. Would they like to meet mine?

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Can you touch my bellybutton?

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

Are you one of the classic blunders?

Cause I've fallen for you

If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Does your kiss come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?

Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.