Top 30 Acute Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Acute chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

2. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

3. Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

   Cause you looking right.
   *silence*
   Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
   *silence*
   Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
   *silence*
   But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
   *silence*
   Just let me supplement that ass.

4. Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

5. You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

6. Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

7. Are you a triangle?

   Because you'd be acute one.

8. I am sorry if I am being obtuse...

   But you are acute girl.

9. You are less than 90 degree girl.

   Acute girl.

10. I'm bad at geometry but

    Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.

Funny acute pickup lines

Are you my geometry teacher?
Because from this angle you look acute

Do you play cricket?

Because those are some fine legs.

(For the uneducated: "fine leg" is a cricket position. It plays behind the wickets on the leg side. Being at such an acute angle, it is said to be fine.)

Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you’re acute-y!

If you were an angle.

You'd be Acute one.

Hey are you a triangle?

Because you’re acute one.

Im not too good at geometry

But you acute MF

If you are an angel
You will be acute one. I meant an angle
But it works either way

(here's a one for you furs) Are you a dutch angle dragon? Cause you're acute one!

For those who don't get it, the correct spelling is Dutch Angel Dragon, instead of angle

What do you and 45° have in common?

You're both acute

Girl, are you a triangle?

Cause you acute, but you also look right.

Are you SARS?

Cuz you severe acute

Are you less than 90

Because your acute.

ahh your strait ill do a 180

What kind of angle are you?

Acute angle. :)

Heaven must be missin an angle

Cuz gurrrllll u acute

Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you're acute-y!

Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl

Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

You have acute angina.