Top 31 Acute Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Acute chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.
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Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.
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Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?
Cause you looking right.
*silence*
Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
*silence*
Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
*silence*
But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
*silence*
Just let me supplement that ass. -
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.
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You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.
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Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.
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Are you a triangle?
Because you'd be acute one.
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I am sorry if I am being obtuse...
But you are acute girl.
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You are less than 90 degree girl.
Acute girl.
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I'm bad at geometry but
Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.
Funny acute pickup lines
Are you my geometry teacher?
Because from this angle you look acute
If you were a triangle...
You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)
Do you play cricket?
Because those are some fine legs.
(For the uneducated: "fine leg" is a cricket position. It plays behind the wickets on the leg side. Being at such an acute angle, it is said to be fine.)
Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you’re acute-y!
Hey are you a triangle?
Because you’re acute one.
Im not too good at geometry
But you acute MF
If you are an angel
You will be acute one. I meant an angle
But it works either way
(here's a one for you furs) Are you a dutch angle dragon? Cause you're acute one!
For those who don't get it, the correct spelling is Dutch Angel Dragon, instead of angle
What do you and 45° have in common?
You're both acute
Girl, are you a triangle?
Cause you acute, but you also look right.
Are you SARS?
Cuz you severe acute
Are you less than 90
Because your acute.
ahh your strait ill do a 180
Heaven must be missin an angle
Cuz gurrrllll u acute
Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you're acute-y!
Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl
Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.
You have acute angina.