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Top 38 Acute Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Acute pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

  2. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  3. You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

  4. Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

  5. Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

    Cause you looking right.
    *silence*
    Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
    *silence*
    Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
    *silence*
    But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
    *silence*
    Just let me supplement that ass.

  6. Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

  7. Are you a triangle?

    Because you'd be acute one.

  8. If you were a triangle

    You'd be acute one

  9. Are you a heart failure?

    Because you're acute one.

  10. I am sorry if I am being obtuse...

    But you are acute girl.

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You are less than 90 degree girl.
Acute girl.

Girl if ur an angle u must be smaller than 90 °

Because damn u are acute angle

I'm bad at geometry but

Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.

Are you my geometry teacher?

Because from this angle you look acute

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I bet you're good at geometry

Because you're acute

If you were a triangle...
You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)

Do you play cricket?

Because those are some fine legs.

(For the uneducated: "fine leg" is a cricket position. It plays behind the wickets on the leg side. Being at such an acute angle, it is said to be fine.)

If you are a triangle

You would be Acute one

Wanna make snow angles

You would make acute one

If you were an angle.

You'd be Acute one.

Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you’re acute-y!

Hey are you a triangle?

Because you’re acute one.

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Working Acute tinder opener

If you are an angel

You will be acute one. I meant an angle
But it works either way

(here's a one for you furs) Are you a dutch angle dragon? Cause you're acute one!

For those who don't get it, the correct spelling is Dutch Angel Dragon, instead of angle

Are you less than 90

Because your acute.

ahh your strait ill do a 180

Girl, are you a triangle?

Cause you acute, but you also look right.

What kind of angle are you?

Acute angle. :)

Are you SARS?

Cuz you severe acute

What do you and 45° have in common?

You're both acute

Heaven must be missin an angle

Cuz gurrrllll u acute

Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you're acute-y!

Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.