Top 18 Acid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Acid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

2. Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

3. I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

   When I go in you, we'll explode.

4. Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

5. We are so difficult, you like an acid and i am an alkali but when we combine, we going to be neutral.

6. You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

7. If I were a recombinant deoxyribonucleic acid I’d be adenine

   So I could pair with U.

8. Are you an Omega 3? Cause you gotta Fatty Acid

9. Are you a carboxylic acid?

   Because you are COOH.

10. Hey girl are you my acid reflux?

    Cuz you're melting my heart.

Funny acid pickup lines

A bunch of chemistry lines
I'm an acid. Can I neutralize your base?
Are you made of arsenic? 'Cause that's a really nice As.
I'm water. Wanna dissolve in me?
If I were an element, I would be Ba.
Are you beryllium? 'Cause you should Be with me.

Hey girl, are you acid to my litmus paper,

Cause you turn me red

Are you an amino acid?

Because you're making my polypeptide tide chain longer and longer

I'll be the acid and you be the base

Because I'll give and you recieve

Are you a tab of acid?

Because I want you on my tongue

Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.