Top 41 Carbon Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Carbon pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Carbon tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you made of Gold, titanium, sulfur and carbon
Because you are Au Ti S Ti C
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Are you the multiple carbon-carbon double bonds to my unsaturated fatty acids?
Because I have a kink for you
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We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.
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You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!
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If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.
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You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?
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I gotcha a (nerdy) list
Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*
Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*
Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*
Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.
You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.
Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*
My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.
Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.
Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.
Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*
Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.
Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam. -
Uranuim... Argon... Carbon-uranium-tellurium
You get it
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Are you a carbon sample?
Because I'd like to 'date' you
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Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?
Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)
Working carbon pickup lines
I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?
Are you a carbon atom?
Because I sure as heck would form a bond with you
The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!
Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.
Trust me, my carbon footprint is the ONLY thing getting smaller, right now.
You must be fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, indium, gallium, and yttrium
Because you are F U C K In Ga Y
Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?
Because your CuTe As HeCK
Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!
Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did.
Are you a Carbon sample??
Cuz I wanna date you
Is carbon dioxide really causing global warming?
Or is it just you
Girl are you Carbon-14?
Because I wanna date with you.
Are you a carbon sample?
Cause i want to date you
My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Calcium Nitrogen Iodine Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Gon hookup w my chemistry teacher
Are you a carbon atom?
Because I want to bond with you.
Hey girl, do you like carbon?
If so, that must mean you already like 18.5 percent of me!
You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.
And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.
Hey, girl. Are you fluoride uranium carbon potassium uranium?
Because I'd FUCKU
You left a carbon footprint…on my heart.
Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!