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Top 50 Fat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a fat girl?

    Because i'm running out of options.

  2. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that ass is calling me

  3. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  4. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  5. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  6. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

  7. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

  8. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

  9. Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?


Funny fat pickup lines

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Damn baby, your womb is fat!

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories
That's why you're so fat

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I know that we were made in the lords image and all,

But girl, if that’s true, then god must have one fat ass.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.

What do you and your ass have in common?

They're both super fucking fat

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

I want to get at that ass like it's Hiroshima.

Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?

How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire

I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!

That's some nice fat

You have on your chest

Damn girl you're FAT

With a capital PH

Hope you don't mind

If i park my fat butane dispensery on your face