You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

That's why you're so fat

"Is your name Cardio? Because my heart races at the thought of you getting fit and fabulous!"

"Are you a diet? Because every time I see you, my heart loses weight!"

"I must say, your beauty is like a masterpiece—perfectly unique and captivating in every way."

"You know they say love is like a box of chocolates, right? Well, here I am...Alvin's finest truffle!"

With every glance, my heart takes flight,
You’re the definition of perfect, pure delight.

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet personality and it's irresistibly attractive!"

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your amazing style. Those glasses just add to your charm!"

"Is your name Google Maps? Because my fat ass just got lost in your eyes."

"Short hair, big heart—how about we share some laughs over coffee and see what adventures await us?"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if our bandwidth is a little wider."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially those twerking skills."

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... which is ironic because I never miss a meal!

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

Are you a cat? Because you've got me mewing for more of your purr-sonality.

"I must be dreaming, because your stunning figure is blurring my vision; maybe I should get some glasses too!"

"Is your smile a magnet? Because that booty of yours is absolutely attracting my attention!"

"That short hair suits you perfectly—it's as bold and beautiful as your vibrant personality. Can I get to know you better?"

"Are you a bakery? Because you’ve got all the right ingredients for a sweet friendship, hijab and all!"

"Is your behind a masterpiece? Because I can't help but appreciate those well-rounded curves."

"Fat? I prefer to think of it as curvy. Besides, confidence is the most attractive trait—trust me, you’ve got it in spades."

"Girl, your backside must be a masterpiece because when I see it, I forget the Laws of Gravity."

"Your curves are a masterpiece, I'm the virgin artist dying to explore every inch of your canvas."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but then I met you and realized it’s just a matter of perspective."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

"I must confess, your appealing charm outshines any femboy. Can I be your admirer?"

"Is it just me, or does your amazing figure make my glasses fog up every time I see you?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've just searched for 'Angel who loves a man with more to love' and found you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially that exceptional rear view."

"With your stunning curves and that chic short hair, I’d love to explore every inch of your captivating vibe."

"Is it just me, or do you make modesty look incredibly sexy? Your confidence is absolutely captivating!"

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me, showing off that gorgeous fat ass?

"Is your name Alvin? Because like the chipmunk, you've clearly been hoarding all the good looks!"

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams and your body's a bigger dream than mine."

"Hey Jasmine, I must be Aladdin because your curves make me feel like I'm soaring on a magic carpet ride."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears, and I just focus on your amazing spirit."

"Are you a baker? Because I could really use a sweet roll in this love dough."

"Excuse me, but are you made of sugar? Because that cute fat of yours is definitely sweetening my day!"

"Your confidence shines brighter than any spotlight; short hair and all, it’s impossible not to be drawn to you."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, especially from the back."

"Excuse me, but is your name Gravity? Because that amazing ass of yours keeps pulling me in!"

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Are you made of cake? Because I want a slice of that!

Your curves are like a cozy fat case, I just want to snuggle up in them all night long.

"Your beauty is timeless, your wit is infectious and even heaven envies your curves; fancy sharing a joke over coffee?"

"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your winter wonderland curves."

"Hey, I must be a high-calorie dessert, because the moment you saw me, your heart started racing!"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at your photos, my donuts disappear!"

"Is your behind a magnet? Because it's pulling me in with a force that defies gravity."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with this fabulous booty of yours in my view?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your curves."

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is that perfect behind."

"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Your allure is truly captivating."

"Excuse me, but your smile is like sunshine—warm and comforting, just like a cozy hug!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and those curves are enchanting."

"Are you a wine sommelier? Because this 'fat boy' is aged to perfection and ready to be uncorked."

"If cuteness was a sport, you'd be the heavyweight champion—got any tips for my training?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my love for vin and extra large pizzas."

"Excuse me, but your confidence is the perfect accessory to your beauty. Care to share your secret?"

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

"Can I borrow your glasses? Because I can't quite see the stunning view right in front of me."

"Jasmine, you're like a sumptuous feast, and babe, I have an insatiable appetite."

Are you a smiggle fan? 'Cause I'm sniffin' out some love with that fat nose of yours!

"Excuse me, miss? I think your curves are causing some serious gravitational attraction over here."

"You're a masterpiece of curves and mystery, let's explore this canvas of desire together, babe."

"Excuse me, but your smile is so captivating; I almost forgot to appreciate that incredible view behind you!"

"Are you an earthquake? Cause when you twerk, my world shakes."

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the beauty of your confidence."

"Your twerking could put earthquakes to shame, darling. You're turning up the heat with every voluptuous curve."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, just like when I connect with my pizza delivery guy!"

"Excuse me, but I must say, your confidence shines brighter than my reading glasses ever could."

"Your curves aren't just beautiful, they're a masterpiece; are you an artist's dream come true?"

"Did your smile light up this room, or is it the radiance of your wonderful fullness that's glowing?"

"Is your rearview mirror missing? Because with an ass like that, I can't stop looking back."

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your gravitational pull!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, particularly that irresistible charm."

"I may be a virgin, but just like a well-crafted novel, I can't wait to dive into your sexy storyline."

"You might call it fat, but I see curves of confidence! Plus, I’ve got a weakness for personalities that shine brighter than any number. 😏"

Excuse me, but can I follow you home? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams... and your fat ass.

"Are you into puzzles? Because, honey, I've got more pieces to love than a jigsaw on steroids."

"Are those glasses your secret weapon? Because your curves have me seeing double, and I can't look away."

"Your confidence shines brighter than any star; I’m drawn to your light and would love to get to know you better."

"Your style is as vibrant as your spirit; I’d love to learn more about the beautiful person behind that smile."

"Is your body a map? Because that booty of yours is a treasure site everyone's been searching for."

"Are you a gyatt? Because your curves have me captivated, and I can't help but want to explore every inch."

"Are you from heaven, Raquisha? Because heaven is missing its most beautiful angel."

Are you made of cornbread? Because your backside is buttery and irresistible.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Your beauty’s like a melody, sweet and divine,
In a world of perfect notes, you truly shine.

Are you made of sugar? Because that booty is looking extra sweet today!

"Your smile is captivating, but it's your radiant personality that really stands out... okay, and maybe your striking booty too!"

"Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away with your undeniable charm and beauty."

"Your confidence shines brighter than your short hair, and I can’t help but be drawn to that irresistible energy."

"I'm lost in your charm, Galvin. You're the perfect mix of Russell's spirit and a lovable teddy bear."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, fat femboy cum appears in my dreams."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together, adding more beauty to this world."

"They say beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but you’re the one who truly defines it."

"You're the perfect blend of goth and goddess, with curves that could make even darkness jealous."

"I may be Alvin, the fat boy, but just like my love for food, my affection for you is also supersized!"

"Hey there, I may be Alvin the fat boy, but unlike my diet, I'd never cheat on you."

Is your name Ohio? Because I can't stop thinking about exploring every corner of you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you... unlike me, I'm more like an overdue library book!

"Like a rare gem that outshines the rest, your beauty and grace leave me truly impressed."

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to give you more time to admire my 'abs'?"

"Your ass must be a masterpiece because every time I look at it, I see something that Picasso would be jealous of."

"You must be full of good fats, because my heart feels healthier the more I fall for you."

Are you from Turkey? Because that ass is like a delicious Turkish delight!

"Is your backside a work of art? Because it's as mesmerizing as Istanbul's skyline at night."

"Your curves are a masterpiece, and in my eyes, you're the most exquisite work of art."