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Does the girl or guy you like have a little bit of fat on them? Use these funny fat pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines involving fat are perfect! Impress your potential dates with your good sense of judgement and taste. Make your judgement calls based on their body fat and not their body weight. These funny fat pick up lines can help you land the guy or girl of your dreams.

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A good Fat pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a fat girl?

    Because i'm running out of options.

  2. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that kiss is calling me

  3. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  4. Girl are you fat?

    'cause i think i'm attracted to you

    you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.

  5. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  6. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Here are 110 fat pick up lines for her and flirty fat rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your fat rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fat pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fat joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute fat pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fat are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

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Cheesy fat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

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Funny fat Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Fat conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

That's why you're so fat

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet personality and it's irresistibly attractive!"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if our bandwidth is a little wider."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

"You know they say love is like a box of chocolates, right? Well, here I am...Alvin's finest truffle!"

"Raquisha, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Is your name Google Maps? Because my fat ass just got lost in your eyes."

"Are you a diet? Because every time I see you, my heart loses weight!"

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Using good and clever Fat hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially those twerking skills."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."

"Is your smile a magnet? Because that booty of yours is absolutely attracting my attention!"

"Girl, your backside must be a masterpiece because when I see it, I forget the Laws of Gravity."

"Your curves are a masterpiece, I'm the virgin artist dying to explore every inch of your canvas."

"Is your behind a masterpiece? Because I can't help but appreciate those well-rounded curves."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially that exceptional rear view."

"I must confess, your appealing charm outshines any femboy. Can I be your admirer?"

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

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Using these smooth Fat pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is your name Google? Because I've just searched for 'Angel who loves a man with more to love' and found you."

"Is your name Alvin? Because like the chipmunk, you've clearly been hoarding all the good looks!"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams and your body's a bigger dream than mine."

"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."

"Hey Jasmine, I must be Aladdin because your curves make me feel like I'm soaring on a magic carpet ride."

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat
Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

"Never been with a man yet? You're like an undiscovered wine, full-bodied, intoxicating, and waiting to be savored."

"Your beauty is timeless, your wit is infectious and even heaven envies your curves; fancy sharing a joke over coffee?"

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your winter wonderland curves."

"Are you a baker? Because I could really use a sweet roll in this love dough."

"Excuse me, but is your name Gravity? Because that amazing ass of yours keeps pulling me in!"

"Hey, I must be a high-calorie dessert, because the moment you saw me, your heart started racing!"

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Flirty fat Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Fat pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Is your behind a magnet? Because it's pulling me in with a force that defies gravity."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your curves."

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."

"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Your allure is truly captivating."

"Are you a wine sommelier? Because this 'fat boy' is aged to perfection and ready to be uncorked."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is that perfect behind."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at your photos, my donuts disappear!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with this fabulous booty of yours in my view?"

"Excuse me, miss? I think your curves are causing some serious gravitational attraction over here."

"Are you an earthquake? Cause when you twerk, my world shakes."

Are you a smiggle fan? 'Cause I'm sniffin' out some love with that fat nose of yours!

"Jasmine, you're like a sumptuous feast, and babe, I have an insatiable appetite."

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"Your voluptuous figure is a work of art, are you sure you're not a sculptor's dream come true?"

"You're a masterpiece of curves and mystery, let's explore this canvas of desire together, babe."

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my love for vin and extra large pizzas."

"Are you into puzzles? Because, honey, I've got more pieces to love than a jigsaw on steroids."

"Did your smile light up this room, or is it the radiance of your wonderful fullness that's glowing?"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, just like when I connect with my pizza delivery guy!"

"Is your rearview mirror missing? Because with an ass like that, I can't stop looking back."

"Your curves aren't just beautiful, they're a masterpiece; are you an artist's dream come true?"

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, particularly that irresistible charm."

"Your twerking could put earthquakes to shame, darling. You're turning up the heat with every voluptuous curve."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fat love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fat chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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