Top 50 Fat Pick Up lines

Does the girl or guy you like have a little bit of fat on them? Use these funny fat pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines involving fat are perfect! Impress your potential dates with your good sense of judgement and taste. Make your judgement calls based on their body fat and not their body weight. These funny fat pick up lines can help you land the guy or girl of your dreams.

Are you a fat girl?

Because i'm running out of options.
Are you butt-dialing?

Because I swear that kiss is calling me
If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Girl are you fat?

'cause i think i'm attracted to you

you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Working short fat pickup lines to impress a girl

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

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I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

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Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories
That's why you're so fat

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.
Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.
May Contain Tree Nuts.
Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.
Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy

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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy

Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?
Set a fat kid on fire

I want to get at that kiss like it's Hiroshima.

Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?

That's some nice fat

You have on your chest

Did you get fat?

Cause you are spatial to me.

Hope you don't mind

If i park my fat butane dispensery on your face

Are you an avocado?🥑

Because you're the right kind of fat

Most people would find you fat and disgusting,

But i don’t

Are you a whale?

Cause u fat

Are you an avocado?

Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

Tiger King: Oh you're straight, well let me ask you something ?

When you go to Sonic, which one you prefer ? Fat or Long ?

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fat phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.