150 Fat Pick Up lines And Rizz
Does the girl or guy you like have a little bit of fat on them? Use these funny fat pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines involving fat are perfect! Impress your potential dates with your good sense of judgement and taste. Make your judgement calls based on their body fat and not their body weight. These funny fat pick up lines can help you land the guy or girl of your dreams.
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Are you a fat girl?
Because i'm running out of options.
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Are you butt-dialing?
Because I swear that kiss is calling me
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If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.
I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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Girl are you fat?
'cause i think i'm attracted to you
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Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
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Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Here are 150 fat pick up lines for her and flirty fat rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your fat rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fat pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fat joke for a great chat response.
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Short and cute fat pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fat are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
You donât sweat much for a fat chick.
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?
'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?
Youâre looking very non-fat these days.
Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!
I'm gonna name your kiss avocado
cause it's the good kind of fat
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Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?
Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?
If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, donât worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
I heard you liked avocados? Well Iâm a good fat.
Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"
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Try using funny and charming Fat conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.
Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.
The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.
Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.
Being ugly burns a tonne of calories
That's why you're so fat
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.
"Short hair, big heartâhow about we share some laughs over coffee and see what adventures await us?"
"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your amazing style. Those glasses just add to your charm!"
"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... which is ironic because I never miss a meal!
"Are you a diet? Because every time I see you, my heart loses weight!"
With every glance, my heart takes flight,
Youâre the definition of perfect, pure delight.
"Raquisha, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
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"Is your name Google Maps? Because my fat ass just got lost in your eyes."
"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet personality and it's irresistibly attractive!"
"You know they say love is like a box of chocolates, right? Well, here I am...Alvin's finest truffle!"
"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if our bandwidth is a little wider."
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially those twerking skills."
"Is your name Cardio? Because my heart races at the thought of you getting fit and fabulous!"
"I must say, your beauty is like a masterpieceâperfectly unique and captivating in every way."
"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."
"Is your smile a magnet? Because that booty of yours is absolutely attracting my attention!"
"That short hair suits you perfectlyâit's as bold and beautiful as your vibrant personality. Can I get to know you better?"
"I must be dreaming, because your stunning figure is blurring my vision; maybe I should get some glasses too!"
Are you a cat? Because you've got me mewing for more of your purr-sonality.
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"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."
"Is your behind a masterpiece? Because I can't help but appreciate those well-rounded curves."
"Fat? I prefer to think of it as curvy. Besides, confidence is the most attractive traitâtrust me, youâve got it in spades."
"Are you a bakery? Because youâve got all the right ingredients for a sweet friendship, hijab and all!"
"Your smile could light up any roomâI'd love to explore the sparkle behind that beautiful hijab!"
"Your curves are a masterpiece, I'm the virgin artist dying to explore every inch of your canvas."
"Girl, your backside must be a masterpiece because when I see it, I forget the Laws of Gravity."
"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."
"Your confidence shines brighter than any spotlight; Iâd love to hear your story over coffee sometime."
"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."
"Is your name Google? Because I've just searched for 'Angel who loves a man with more to love' and found you."
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These flirty Fat pick up lines are made to get him interested.
"I must confess, your appealing charm outshines any femboy. Can I be your admirer?"
"Is your name Alvin? Because like the chipmunk, you've clearly been hoarding all the good looks!"
"Is it just me, or does your amazing figure make my glasses fog up every time I see you?"
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially that exceptional rear view."
"They say perfection doesn't exist, but then I met you and realized itâs just a matter of perspective."
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me, showing off that gorgeous fat ass?
"With your stunning curves and that chic short hair, Iâd love to explore every inch of your captivating vibe."
"Is it just me, or do you make modesty look incredibly sexy? Your confidence is absolutely captivating!"
"Can I follow you home? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams and your body's a bigger dream than mine."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears, and I just focus on your amazing spirit."
Are you made of cake? Because I want a slice of that!
"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."
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"Are you a baker? Because I could really use a sweet roll in this love dough."
"Hey Jasmine, I must be Aladdin because your curves make me feel like I'm soaring on a magic carpet ride."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, especially from the back."
"Excuse me, but are you made of sugar? Because that cute fat of yours is definitely sweetening my day!"
"Excuse me, but is your name Gravity? Because that amazing ass of yours keeps pulling me in!"
Hey Girl Are You A KitKat
Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.Â
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.Â
 May Contain Tree Nuts.Â
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.Â
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.
"Never been with a man yet? You're like an undiscovered wine, full-bodied, intoxicating, and waiting to be savored."
Your curves are like a cozy fat case, I just want to snuggle up in them all night long.
"Your confidence shines brighter than any spotlight; short hair and all, itâs impossible not to be drawn to you."
"Your beauty is timeless, your wit is infectious and even heaven envies your curves; fancy sharing a joke over coffee?"
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your winter wonderland curves."
"Hey, I must be a high-calorie dessert, because the moment you saw me, your heart started racing!"
"Are you a magician? Every time I look at your photos, my donuts disappear!"
"Is your behind a magnet? Because it's pulling me in with a force that defies gravity."
"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your curves."
"Fat? More like fabulously charming! I bet your confidence is the real reason people canât resist you. đ Whatâs your secret?"
"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is that perfect behind."
"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Your allure is truly captivating."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappearsâand those curves are enchanting."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with this fabulous booty of yours in my view?"
"Excuse me, but your smile is like sunshineâwarm and comforting, just like a cozy hug!"
"Are you a wine sommelier? Because this 'fat boy' is aged to perfection and ready to be uncorked."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my love for vin and extra large pizzas."
"Your voluptuous figure is a work of art, are you sure you're not a sculptor's dream come true?"
"Are you an earthquake? Cause when you twerk, my world shakes."
"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."
"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the beauty of your confidence."
"Jasmine, you're like a sumptuous feast, and babe, I have an insatiable appetite."
Are you a smiggle fan? 'Cause I'm sniffin' out some love with that fat nose of yours!
"Excuse me, miss? I think your curves are causing some serious gravitational attraction over here."
"Excuse me, but your confidence is the perfect accessory to your beauty. Care to share your secret?"
"If cuteness was a sport, you'd be the heavyweight championâgot any tips for my training?"
"You're a masterpiece of curves and mystery, let's explore this canvas of desire together, babe."
"Excuse me, but your smile is so captivating; I almost forgot to appreciate that incredible view behind you!"
"Can I borrow your glasses? Because I can't quite see the stunning view right in front of me."
"In a world of art, you're the finest frame, with beauty and grace that ignite my flame."
Excuse me, but can I follow you home? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams... and your fat ass.
"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, just like when I connect with my pizza delivery guy!"
"Is your rearview mirror missing? Because with an ass like that, I can't stop looking back."
"Your curves aren't just beautiful, they're a masterpiece; are you an artist's dream come true?"
"Did your smile light up this room, or is it the radiance of your wonderful fullness that's glowing?"
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, particularly that irresistible charm."
Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.
"You might call it fat, but I see curves of confidence! Plus, Iâve got a weakness for personalities that shine brighter than any number. đ"
"Your twerking could put earthquakes to shame, darling. You're turning up the heat with every voluptuous curve."
"Excuse me, but I must say, your confidence shines brighter than my reading glasses ever could."
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your gravitational pull!
"I may be a virgin, but just like a well-crafted novel, I can't wait to dive into your sexy storyline."
"Are you into puzzles? Because, honey, I've got more pieces to love than a jigsaw on steroids."
"Your confidence shines brighter than your short hair, and I canât help but be drawn to that irresistible energy."
"Are those glasses your secret weapon? Because your curves have me seeing double, and I can't look away."
"Your confidence shines brighter than any star; Iâm drawn to your light and would love to get to know you better."
Your beautyâs like a melody, sweet and divine,
In a world of perfect notes, you truly shine.
"Is your body a map? Because that booty of yours is a treasure site everyone's been searching for."
"Are you a gyatt? Because your curves have me captivated, and I can't help but want to explore every inch."
"Are you from heaven, Raquisha? Because heaven is missing its most beautiful angel."
Are you made of cornbread? Because your backside is buttery and irresistible.
I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.
Are you made of sugar? Because that booty is looking extra sweet today!
"Your smile is captivating, but it's your radiant personality that really stands out... okay, and maybe your striking booty too!"
"Your style is as vibrant as your spirit; Iâd love to learn more about the beautiful person behind that smile."
"Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away with your undeniable charm and beauty."
"They say beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but youâre the one who truly defines it."
"I'm lost in your charm, Galvin. You're the perfect mix of Russell's spirit and a lovable teddy bear."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, fat femboy cum appears in my dreams."
"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together, adding more beauty to this world."
"You're the perfect blend of goth and goddess, with curves that could make even darkness jealous."
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you... unlike me, I'm more like an overdue library book!
"I may be Alvin, the fat boy, but just like my love for food, my affection for you is also supersized!"
"Hey there, I may be Alvin the fat boy, but unlike my diet, I'd never cheat on you."
"Like a rare gem that outshines the rest, your beauty and grace leave me truly impressed."
Is your name Ohio? Because I can't stop thinking about exploring every corner of you.
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Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to give you more time to admire my 'abs'?"
"Are you Turkish coffee? Because you've got a thick, irresistible presence that I just can't resist."
"You must be full of good fats, because my heart feels healthier the more I fall for you."
"Your ass must be a masterpiece because every time I look at it, I see something that Picasso would be jealous of."
"Are you a gyatt? Because every time I see you, my heart does an adorable little jig!"
"Your curves are a masterpiece, and in my eyes, you're the most exquisite work of art."
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