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Top 50 Fat Pick Up lines

Does the girl or guy you like have a little bit of fat on them? Use these funny fat pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines involving fat are perfect! Impress your potential dates with your good sense of judgement and taste. Make your judgement calls based on their body fat and not their body weight. These funny fat pick up lines can help you land the guy or girl of your dreams.

  1. Are you a fat girl?

    Because i'm running out of options.

  2. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that kiss is calling me

  3. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  5. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  6. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

  7. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

  8. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

  9. Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

  10. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?



Working fat pickup lines

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

That's why you're so fat

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as hell.

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside