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Top 50 Fat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a fat girl?

    Because i'm running out of options.

  2. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that kiss is calling me

  3. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  5. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  6. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

  7. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

  8. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

  9. Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

  10. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?



Funny fat pickup lines

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

Are you an Ambulance?

Because you're big, fat and noisy

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire

I want to get at that kiss like it's Hiroshima.

Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?

That's some nice fat

You have on your chest

Did you get fat?

Cause you are spatial to me.

Hope you don't mind

If i park my fat butane dispensery on your face

Are you an avocado?🥑

Because you're the right kind of fat

Most people would find you fat and disgusting,

But i don’t

Are you a whale?

Cause u fat

Are you an avocado?

Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.