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Top 50 Fat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Fat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

  2. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  3. Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

  4. You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

  5. I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. from "Napoleon Dynamite"

  6. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

  7. Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

  8. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

  9. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

  10. Damn baby, your womb is fat!

Funny fat pickup lines

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

That's why you're so fat

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?
Because you're fat and greasy

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey girl, did you know giving head burns 300 calories?

You look fat.

What do you and your ass have in common?

They're both super fucking fat

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

How do you burn a lot of calories ver quickly?

Set a fat kid on fire

I want to get at that ass like it's Hiroshima.

Ever have a Fat Man drop in on it?

That's some nice fat

You have on your chest

Damn girl you're FAT

With a capital PH

Hope you don't mind

If i park my fat butane dispensery on your face

Did you get fat?

Cause you are spatial to me.

Hey are you a polar bear?

Because you are fat as fuck

Hey baby?

Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

works everyyyyyy time.

Hey girl, do you work out?

Because I don't date fat chicks.

Tiger King: Oh you're straight, well let me ask you something ?

When you go to Sonic, which one you prefer ? Fat or Long ?

Are you an avocado?

Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.

Most people would find you fat and disgusting,

But i don’t

Are you an avocado?🥑

Because you're the right kind of fat