Do you know how you call a Native Indian tea? A tea-pee.

You’re like daal to my chawal.

Should we mix it up?

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

I will curry on loving you,

for as long as life will aloo me.

Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Damn baby, when you were jingle dancing out there, I had to grab my mother's shawl and put it on my lap

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

Damn girl, you got legs like a mustang

"Don't be down, gorgeous. You're hotter than any cricket match - how about a picture to prove it?"

Are you a maharani? Because you rule my heart just like the queens of ancient India.

Is your name Delhi? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in the heart of India.

Did you just step out of a Mughal painting? Your grace and charm are truly timeless.

You light up the room like a vibrant Indian sari, bringing joy and color wherever you go.

"Are you from India? Because just like the Taj Mahal, you're a wonder that steals my breath away."

"We've only met once, but your Iranian allure blends so well with the Indian night. Can we make it twice?"

"Is your outfit made of gold? Because in that Indian dress, you shine brighter than all the stars combined."

"Are you from India? Because I'm experiencing an incredible rush of love just like the Ganges river."

"You must have a little Indian in you, because your beauty rivals the stunning sunsets over the Ganges."

"Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because our connection feels like a festival of lights!"

Did you sprinkle some magic from the Mahabharata? Because you've cast a spell on me with your grace.

"Beneath the moonlight or India's sun, your beauty outshines them, it's second to none."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes like Vasco da Gama searching for India.

"Don't worry beautiful, even if India lost in cricket, in the game of love, you're my winning trophy."

"Are you a tandoori chicken? Because you're adding so much spice to my life right now."

Are you made of spices? Because you add so much flavor to my life.

Are you a masala chai? Because you're hot, sweet, and I just can't resist you.

"Aneesh, your smile is hotter than any Indian summer, care to raise my temperature even more?"

Are you Sita? Because I would cross oceans and battle demons just to be with you.

"Your beauty in that Indian dress outshines every star, can I be the lucky one lighting up your world?"

Are you an ancient temple? Because I'm feeling some serious shrine to be with you!

"You're sweeter than the richest Indian chocolate, a treat I would crave forever."

Your smile is as mesmerizing as the Taj Mahal, and I can't resist getting lost in it.

Are you an ancient Indian queen? Because you're as mesmerizing as the Taj Mahal.

"Are you a kurti? Because every time I see you, my heart does a traditional Indian twirl!"

In your colorful saree, you dance like the melody of a sweet sitar serenade.

Are you a queen from ancient India? Because you've captured my heart just like a royal treasure.

Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.

Sweet and curvy.

"Your Indian dress isn't just enchanting, it's like a beautiful story yet to be told."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my Bollywood style slow-motion?"

"Are you an F1 race? Because my heart is racing faster than Hamilton's Mercedes when I see your K-pop glow."

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

"Your Persian charm lights up this Indian party, may I explore your enchanting world over another dance?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you shine brighter than the Koh-i-Noor diamond.

Are you a queen from the Mughal era? Because you have a regal elegance that captivates me.

Are you a queen? Because you have the grace of an empress and the allure of royalty.

Your graceful steps in a lehenga charm my heart like a Bollywood love song.

"Are you a Bollywood movie? Because my heart dances every time you're near."

Can I be your Taj Mahal and stand as a symbol of our everlasting love?

Girl, you must be Cherokee. Because every time I look at you, you just be starring at me.

"You must be an anime character, because every time I see you, my heart does a flip."

Are you a queen from the Mughal era? Because you have the elegance and grace of royalty.

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

"Feeling down because India didn't score? How about we turn that around? You've just scored big in my heart."

Are you made of sugar? Because you're sweeter than the sweetest Indian dessert in that stunning saree.

Are you a beautiful princess? Because you've captured my heart just like the tales of old.

Your charm is like a desert flower, blooming in the sun, with power.

Are you a majestic queen from ancient India? Because you have the grace and beauty of royalty.

"Even if India lost today, they'd surely win if the game was capturing beautiful hearts like yours."

Indian prince, your smile so bright, in your eyes, the stars unite.

"India may have lost a match, but I'm winning staring at your dazzling smile. Let's celebrate that victory instead."

Did you fall from heaven or did you just emerge from the celestial city of Indraprastha?

"Just like an F1 lap, I'm racing to win your heart, girl. Your K-pop moves and unique ethnicity are my checkered flag."

"Just like the intricate designs on your Indian dress, my interest in you is detailed and unending."

Are you a dictionary? Because you just defined "Indianaked" - naked while indulging in Indian cuisine.

"Do you believe in love at first dance? Because I think we're about to create some fireworks on the dance floor in September."

"Hey Aneesh, if love were a spice, you'd be the garam to my masala."

Are you the Koh-i-Noor diamond? Because you shine brighter than any other gem in this room.

Are you a Mughal princess? Because you've captured my heart like the Taj Mahal.

"Is your name Diwali? Because you light up my world like nothing else."

"Just like India's rich history, your beauty seems to have countless mesmerizing tales to tell."

Are you a Shinigami? Because you just took my breath away with your killer smile!

"Are you a Bollywood star? Because you light up the room like a Diwali celebration every time you walk in."

Are you made of Ulquiorra's Cero? Because you just blasted through my Hollow heart!

"Seeing India lose was upsetting but spotting you, I feel like I've hit a six! How about lighting up my snap with your scorching picture?"

"Are you from India? Because I find my heart constantly drawn to your magnetic, Bollywood charm."

Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again

If our love story were a legend, it would rival that of Radha and Krishna.

Hey girl are you an indian tv serial?

Cause i need some nonsense in life.

"Are you an F1 car? Because my heart races like a V8 engine whenever I see your Beninois-Indian beauty groove to K-pop."

"Are you a tikka masala? Cause you spice up my life, girl! Just hope you're not too hot to handle."

Is your name Sita? Because you've captured my heart just like she captured Lord Ram's.

"Hey gorgeous, how about we turn that frown upside down with a hot snap of you? Even when India loses, your beauty still wins."

Are you a Bollywood song? Because you make my heart dance like a beautiful saree in the wind.

"Are you from India? Because I've been searching for my own beautiful Taj Mahal, and I think I've found her."

"Are you made of bleach? Because you clean up my thoughts every time I see you."

Did you just use Kido? Because you cast a spell on me with your magical charm!

"Are you a samosa? Because you spice up my life, and I can't resist your charm, despite the heat!"

Are you a traditional Indian dress? Because you are as mesmerizing and beautiful as a Bollywood song.

"Excuse me, but are you a plate of biryani? Because you've got all the right spices to make my heart race."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're more radiant than the Kohinoor diamond.

"Cheer up, beautiful. Even India couldn't score as high as your sexiness in the cricket final."

"India might have missed the cup, but I've found my trophy in you."

"Are you naan? Because honestly, darling, I'd be 'butter' off with your company."

I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

Are you a queen from the Mughal era? Because you've conquered my heart with your beauty.

"Hey beautiful, even if India lost today, in my eyes you're always a champion."

"Is your name Sahiba? Because you've stolen my heart like a beautiful Indian princess."

"You're a blend of Beninois and Indian, just like an exotic melody, making my heart dance to your rhythm."

Did you cast a spell on me like an enchantress from Indian folklore? I can't resist your charm.

Are you a historical artifact? Because you've just made my heart excavate!

Are you a Shinigami? Because every time I see you, my heart goes bankai!

"It's alright sweetheart, your smile alone can outshine even India's performance in cricket."

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.

Girl, are you a traditional lehenga? Because you've got me spinning around in circles with your beauty.

"Forget the compass, love. Your journey ends here, in my arms, because I'm the Indian soulmate you've been longing for."

Are you a majestic queen from ancient India? Because your beauty reigns supreme in my heart.

You must be a goddess reincarnated, because your beauty is captivating and divine.

I must be a Mughal emperor, because you've conquered my heart and made it your empire.

Your beauty shines brighter than the Koh-i-Noor diamond - dazzling and irresistible, just like you.

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you. When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you. When I caught this salmon, we ate it together. And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Works for any Nationality

Do you have Indian in you? Would you like some?

You’re more garam than my chai.

Something for Kavita?

Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

Were you born on Diwali?

Because you’re a pataka.

Are you a jalebi?

Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

Our kundalis are a perfect match!

For ya all indian dudes out there

Baatei aaisi krta hu ki duniya bhula du ..........
...Baatei aaisi krta hu ki duniya bhula du.......
.........Bistar me to aao tumhe jannat dikha du

Are you an indian?

Because I wanna conquer you in bed

One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

Hey girl, are you the Indian economy?

Cause tonight, you're going down

Here Goes some Indian

I was like a ghost and you started chanting Hanuman Chalisa

I was thinking kya aap believe karti hain love at first sight pe?

Ya main dobara ghoom ke aau?

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ...

aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you.

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road

one helluva ride!

You’re so fine,

I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account

You are like the perfect indian taco:

thick on the bottom and light on the top

Are you heading to India?

Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!