Do you know how you call a Native Indian tea? A tea-pee.

You’re like daal to my chawal.

Should we mix it up?

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

I will curry on loving you,

for as long as life will aloo me.

Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

Damn baby, when you were jingle dancing out there, I had to grab my mother's shawl and put it on my lap

Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

"Don't be down, gorgeous. You're hotter than any cricket match - how about a picture to prove it?"

"Is your outfit made of gold? Because in that Indian dress, you shine brighter than all the stars combined."

"Ever heard of the Indian spice cardamom? It's sweet and exotic, just like you."

"We've only met once, but your Iranian allure blends so well with the Indian night. Can we make it twice?"

"You must have a little Indian in you, because your beauty rivals the stunning sunsets over the Ganges."

"Are you from India? Because I'm experiencing an incredible rush of love just like the Ganges river."

"Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because our connection feels like a festival of lights!"

"Beneath the moonlight or India's sun, your beauty outshines them, it's second to none."

"Your beauty in that Indian dress outshines every star, can I be the lucky one lighting up your world?"

"Aneesh, your smile is hotter than any Indian summer, care to raise my temperature even more?"

"Are you a tandoori chicken? Because you're adding so much spice to my life right now."

"You're sweeter than the richest Indian chocolate, a treat I would crave forever."

"Are you a kurti? Because every time I see you, my heart does a traditional Indian twirl!"

"Your Indian dress isn't just enchanting, it's like a beautiful story yet to be told."

"Your Persian charm lights up this Indian party, may I explore your enchanting world over another dance?"

"Are you an F1 race? Because my heart is racing faster than Hamilton's Mercedes when I see your K-pop glow."

Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.

Sweet and curvy.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams...and curry them!"

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

"Cheer up, gorgeous. Even if India lost in the match, they'd always win having a fan as beautiful as you."

"Feeling down because India didn't score? How about we turn that around? You've just scored big in my heart."

Girl, you must be Cherokee. Because every time I look at you, you just be starring at me.

"Even if India lost today, they'd surely win if the game was capturing beautiful hearts like yours."

"In this vast subcontinent, you're my sweetest delight, lighting up my world like a Diwali night."

"Just like an F1 lap, I'm racing to win your heart, girl. Your K-pop moves and unique ethnicity are my checkered flag."

"India may have lost a match, but I'm winning staring at your dazzling smile. Let's celebrate that victory instead."

"Just like the intricate designs on your Indian dress, my interest in you is detailed and unending."

"Hey Aneesh, if love were a spice, you'd be the garam to my masala."

"Seeing India lose was upsetting but spotting you, I feel like I've hit a six! How about lighting up my snap with your scorching picture?"

"Is your name Diwali? Because you light up my world like nothing else."

"Is your name Diya? Because you've certainly lit up my world with your enchanting beauty."

"Are you from India? Because I find my heart constantly drawn to your magnetic, Bollywood charm."

Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again

Hey girl are you an indian tv serial?

Cause i need some nonsense in life.

"Are you an F1 car? Because my heart races like a V8 engine whenever I see your Beninois-Indian beauty groove to K-pop."

"Is your name Diwali? Because you light up every room you enter, and my heart feels like it's fireworks time!"

"Are you a tikka masala? Cause you spice up my life, girl! Just hope you're not too hot to handle."

"Hey gorgeous, how about we turn that frown upside down with a hot snap of you? Even when India loses, your beauty still wins."

"Are you from India? Because I've been searching for my own beautiful Taj Mahal, and I think I've found her."

One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

"Cheer up, beautiful. Even India couldn't score as high as your sexiness in the cricket final."

"India might have missed the cup, but I've found my trophy in you."

"Are you naan? Because honestly, darling, I'd be 'butter' off with your company."

I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

"Hey beautiful, even if India lost today, in my eyes you're always a champion."

"Is your name Sahiba? Because you've stolen my heart like a beautiful Indian princess."

"It's alright sweetheart, your smile alone can outshine even India's performance in cricket."

"You're a blend of Beninois and Indian, just like an exotic melody, making my heart dance to your rhythm."

"Forget the compass, love. Your journey ends here, in my arms, because I'm the Indian soulmate you've been longing for."

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you. When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you. When I caught this salmon, we ate it together. And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Something for Kavita?

Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

You’re more garam than my chai.

Were you born on Diwali?

Because you’re a pataka.

Are you a jalebi?

Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

Our kundalis are a perfect match!

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!