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Top 50 jewish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Jewish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  2. After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

  3. Are you Jewish

    Cause you Israeli hot

  4. Are you Jewish?

    Because you Israeli hot

  5. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

  6. Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

  7. Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up

  8. Are you Jewish?

    Cuz you're a kippah

  9. Are you jewish?

    'Cause i'd like to have your number.

  10. Are You Jewish?

    Because I’m gonna put you in my oven then eat you up

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Are you jewish?
Cuz you isreali hot

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Are you jewish?

Cuz ur on my head like a kippuh. (Can’t get the wording right but I know I got something here)

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot

Are you Jewish?

Because you Israeli fine

Are you Jewish?

Because you violated the 10 Commandments by stealing my heart

If I were Jewish.....
That would make you Hitler , because I get gassed when I’m around you

Hey girl are you Jewish?

Cause you Israeli hot!

Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

Are you a torah? 'Cause I wanna dance with you all night.

Do you want to shake my luluv?

All I want for Channukah is you.

God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.

Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?

After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for

Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Got any Jewish in you? Want some?

Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you.

Can this maccabee fit inside your canon?

Do you want something to atone for on yom kippur?

Can I put out your burning bush?

Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!

Come shake your tush at tonight's shabbos tish.