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Top 50 Jewish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Jewish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  2. Knock Knock Who's there? Israel!

    Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

  3. Why did King Solomon have 700 wives?

    Because he never met you.

  4. After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

  5. Are you Jewish

    Cause you Israeli hot

  6. Are you Jewish?

    Because you Israeli hot

  7. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

  8. Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

  9. Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up

  10. Are you Jewish?

    Cuz you're a kippah

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Are you jewish?
'Cause i'd like to have your number.

Are You Jewish?

Because I’m gonna put you in my oven then eat you up

Are you jewish?

Cuz you isreali hot

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Are you jewish?

Cuz ur on my head like a kippuh. (Can’t get the wording right but I know I got something here)

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot

Are you Jewish?
Because you Israeli fine

Are you Jewish?

Because you violated the 10 Commandments by stealing my heart

If I were Jewish.....

That would make you Hitler , because I get gassed when I’m around you

Hey girl are you Jewish?

Cause you Israeli hot!

Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Are you a torah? 'Cause I wanna dance with you all night.

Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

All I want for Channukah is you.

After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for

Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...

Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, heart for heart. You stole my heart, you owe me yours.

A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

Can this maccabee fit inside your canon?

Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

Got any Jewish in you? Want some?

Can I put out your burning bush?

Do you wanna spin my dreidel?

Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

Dang girl, I'd like to bake my rugelach in your oven.