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Top 50 Jewish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jewish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  2. Knock Knock Who's there? Israel!

    Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

  3. Why did King Solomon have 700 wives?

    Because he never met you.

  4. After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

  5. Are you Jewish

    Cause you Israeli hot

  6. Are you Jewish?

    Because you Israeli hot

  7. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

  8. Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

  9. Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up

  10. My name is Dovid. But they call me Goliath. Wanna find out why?

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Are you the messiah, because I've been waiting for you.

Are you Jewish?

Cuz you're a kippah

Are you jewish?

'Cause i'd like to have your number.

All I want for Chanukah is you.

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Are you jewish?

Cuz you isreali hot

Are you jewish ?
Cause i wanna choke you

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Do you want to make tonight different from all other nights?

Are you jewish?

Cuz ur on my head like a kippuh. (Can’t get the wording right but I know I got something here)

Is your family Jewish?

Because your mom is Israeli hot

Are you Jewish?

Because you Israeli fine

Are you Jewish?

Because you violated the 10 Commandments by stealing my heart

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Hey girl are you Jewish?

Cause you Israeli hot!

A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

Can this maccabee fit inside your canon?

Can I put out your burning bush?

Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?

After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for

When is kippur? 'Cause I want you on your knees.

Do you want something to atone for on yom kippur?

Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!

Don't worry I won't passover you.

Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?