I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

If you get lost in the midst of darkness

I'll help you find the iron rod.

Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

Wanna hold the priesthood?

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?

If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

Not even the veil could make me forget you!

If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.

Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

What's your favorite temple? (he/she answers) Baby, I'm lookin' at mine!

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!

If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Do you go to EFY because I’m especially for you.

Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

What do you and h**... have in common? You're both Hot!

My body's a temple, and you have a recommend.

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.

What time should I go to heaven?

Are you Mormon?

Because you can knock on my door anytime...

Can I buy you a cup of Postum?

No, I’m not coveting. I intend to make you mine.

If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

I didn't know angels could fly so low!

I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.

Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?

*Knock*Knock*Knock* Can I show you the true missionary position?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

I knew I'd feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I'd see an angel.

(While dancing) You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there'd be another 113 pages between us.

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

Am I dreaming... or are you a revelation?

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!

Are you an angel? Because whenever I'm around you I strongly feel the spirit.

Are you lost ma'am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Don't I know you from the pre-existence?

Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

Guy - You look like my first wife.
Girl - Really? How many wives have you had?
Guy - None

Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh?
Girl responds: What? Weird question.
Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

Guy sees girl and says: Oh good! Now I can break my fast.
Girl asks: Why?
Guy: Because I see the answer to my prayers.

Guy: Can I see your shirt tag?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I want to see if you are from Heaven.

Guy: Excuse me I'm on a Mission could you provide me with some Lodging.
Girl: Um there's a hotel somewhere around here
Guy: No my mission is to lodge in your heart

Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your kiss is out of this world!

Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

Hey wanna see my seer stones?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a ring, let's get married maybe?

The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

Hey...let's be like Joseph Smith, and score some ladies by creating our own religion.

How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.

I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!

I had a revelation-We knew each other in the pre-existence. We were destined to be together.

I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

I know god made all of his daughters beautiful, but man did he go over the top with you, gorgeous.

I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

I went on a mission tirp, and all I did was end up mission you.

If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

If you show me your Urim, I'll show you my Thummim.

If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

Is the spirit telling you what it's telling me?

Is your name David? Because I wanna be like Goliath and fall for you.

My Liahona pointed to you.

The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out (If there is anything virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.")"

The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Wanna be a sister wife?

Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)

Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?

We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

What's a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

You have great child bearing hips.

Kiss me... no wait, dance with me? I'm Mormon 🙂

You must be the liahona because your workmanship is exceedingly fine.

You must be the promised land, because my liahona is pointed right at you.

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream... the most precious of all.

My love for you is like s**...'s last breath, I just can't hold it in!

You're not old enough to go to the church dance. Let's make out instead.