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Top 43 Scientology Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Scientology pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Scientology tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

  2. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  3. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

  4. Your body is in screaming affluence!

  5. What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

  6. Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

  7. Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

  8. Where have you been all my Whole Track?

  9. There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

  10. Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Working scientology pickup lines

How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?

Want to help me get my stats up?

Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!

You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.

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I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

How’d you like to pick up these cans?

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?

I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.

Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?

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Working Scientology tinder opener

I want to put my intention in you.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!

My org needs a touch assist.

Didn't we hook up in a past life?

I’ve got some charge you can blow!

Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.

You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?