43 Scientology Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Scientology rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about scientology, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Scientology Pickup Lines

A good Scientology hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Weren’t we married in a previous life?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

Short and cute scientology pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about scientology are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

Where have you been all my Whole Track?

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Want to help me get my stats up?

Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Cheesy scientology Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.

I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

How’d you like to pick up these cans?

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.

Corny scientology Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Scientology conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?

There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.

I want to put my intention in you.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?

Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

My org needs a touch assist.

Didn't we hook up in a past life?

I’ve got some charge you can blow!

Hey babe, I'd like to you feel my postulate.

A good scientology Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Scientology hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?

Wanna MEST around?

I’d like to have her on my post.

Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.

I’m bad luck. Why don’t you pull me in?

Let’s co-audit on OT LXIX.

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?

Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Scientology love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Scientology chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.