I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

Is your medulla inflamed?

Because you made my heart skip a beat!

I think I'm schizophrenic,

because baby I'm delusional about you.

Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Are you Phineas Gage?

Because I lost my mind for you.

According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.

Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.

Are you Broca's apahsia?

Because you leave me speechless.

Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.

Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.

You’re into threesomes?

Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.

You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.

Baby are you tired because you've been running through my reticular formation all day.

You raise my oxytocin levels.

Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment?

You can be bad cop all you want.

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

So do you have an o**... or an fixation?

Hey baby, will you let me socially p**... your triangular theory of love?

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.

I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.

Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.

"I'm studying clinical psychology, but the beauty and depth of your mind is a case study I'd like to delve into."

"You must be studying criminal psychology, because you've definitely got me under your spell—mind if I explore your motives?"

Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?

"Do you believe in free will? Because I’m choosing to ask you out, whether my brain likes it or not!"

"Are you into psychology? Because I'd love to explore the chemistry between us, one neuron at a time."

"Are you a psychology major? Because you've been running through my id, ego, and superego all day."

"If our love was a science experiment, it'd be a purr-fect blend of cat-titude and chemistry."

Are you made of gold and spices? Because just like Morocco, you're rare and full of flavor!

Your love for Paris and psychology makes you even more intriguing. Can I explore your mind and heart?

"Is your name Oedipus complex? Because you've been dominating my thoughts in ways Freud would love to analyze."

"Are you a psychology major? Because you've been studying my heart since the semester started."

Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a magnet because I can't seem to stay away from your charm.

Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart does a Rorschach test.

"Are you studying psychology? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm cramming for a test."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races and my mind goes blank."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my dopamine levels skyrocket!"

"Your mind is a fascinating maze that I'd love to explore, care to be my guide in this intoxicating dance of intellect?"

Are you made of Parisian charm, Moroccan mystery, and the depth of psychology? Because you're irresistible.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to analyze your reactions?"

"Are you a psychology textbook? Because I'm definitely interested in your multiple editions."

Are you a mind reader? Because you just predicted my next move with that smile.

"Are you a psychologist? Because you've been running through my mind, all day, analyzing my dreams."

"Are you a psychological test? Because my heart races every time I think about you!"

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Hey beautiful, are you practicing clinical psychology? Because your mere presence is therapeutic for my heart."

"Are you a psychology book? Because every time I read your eyes, I'm exploring a new exciting chapter."

"As a psychology student, can you analyze why every time I see you, my heart rate seems to skyrocket?"

Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

Interesting indeed! What's your favorite subject to study? I find psychology fascinating, it's like deciphering the mysteries of the mind.

Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

"If we were in Morocco, we'd be like spices and tea - a perfect blend together."

"Are you a psychological test? Because you’ve definitely got my interest levels rising like an anxiety score!"

Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart feels understood and cared for.

"You're the Jung to my psyche, in symbols so pretty, our connection's electric, beyond just witty."

In the study of minds, you shine bright, like a star in the vast night.

You must be studying psychology because you have an uncanny ability to read my mind and make me smile.

"Can you decode dreams, darling? Because last night, you were the Freudian slip that made mine worth remembering."

Are you a research paper? Because I can't stop thinking about you... just like the primacy effect in memory!

"Are you a psychologist? Because you've already unlocked the deepest chambers of my heart."

I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

"Are you Freud? Because our chemistry is so undeniable, it's starting to feel like an Oedipus complex."

"Are you studying psychology? Because you’ve got me analyzing my feelings—and all I see is you."

"Did you just perform a cognitive restructuring? Because you've completely changed my thoughts about love."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with some Freud quotes?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and analyze our connection?"

"Your mind intrigues me more than any psychology book, and I promise, no mind games, only heart games here."

"You must be a psychologist because you've delved into my mind and captivated my desires in no time."

"Do you study psychology? Because you’ve analyzed your way right into my heart!"

"Are you a clinical psychologist? Because whenever I look into your eyes, my irrational fears seem to disappear."

"Are you a psychologist? Because your beauty is altering my perspective on reality, no manipulation required."

"Are you a psychological experiment? Because my heart is racing like I just took a test on love!"

"Are you Freudian? Because I've been dreaming about you and it's definitely no 'interpretation of dreams' needed here."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than my lab results!"

"Because beauty is a form of justice itself and studying psychology, you must recognize the crime of stealing my heart!"

"Well, then it's a good thing we're not on your therapist's couch. What's another subject that ignites your passion?"

"Are you a psychologist? Because you just made my heart race faster than my last therapy session!"

"Because analyzing the depth of your beauty requires the same sharp mind you use for your psychology and justice studies."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my dopamine levels go all Freudian slip 'n slide."

"Girl, if attraction is psychological, then your mind just turned me into an overachiever."

"Psychology dropped? Duly noted. So, enlighten me - what else does your heart skip a beat for?"

Are you made of sugar? Because you're too sweet to resist.

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like a trip to Paris."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm in a therapy session!"

"Well, I might not be a therapist, but I'd say you're pretty intriguing. Maybe we should explore that over a drink?"

"Your vibe is spot on! I love workouts, experimenting with guitar riffs, and binge-watching psychological thrillers."

"Can I be your Freud? Because you’ve been dominating my thoughts more than an unresolved Oedipus complex."

If I said you weren't beautiful, I'd be lying to myself.

"Are you into behavioral analysis? Because I wouldn't mind you exploring the depths of my mind--and heart."

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races and my brain takes a break!"

"Is it your psychology skills, or did you just read my mind? Because I can't stop thinking about you."

Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my brain takes a trip to Morocco!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a textbook on cognitive psychology?"

I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.

"Because in my eyes, beauty and intelligence intertwine perfectly, just like psychology and justice do in your course."

"Well, they say justice is blind, but in psychology they teach us perception is reality - and all I perceive is your beauty!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your mind's complexity is as alluring as you.

"Is your name Freud? Because I can't help but feel attracted to your theory of personality!"

If Paris is the city of love, Morocco is the land of enchantment - but your smile outshines them all.

"Studying psychology, huh? Well, how about we engage in some hands-on study of attraction and desire tonight?"

Are you a blend of Parisian elegance and Moroccan charm? Because you've captured my attention completely.

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my dopamine levels go all the way up."

"Is your name Pavlov? Cause every time I see you, I definitely ring the bell of attraction!"

"Psychology or not, your depth is what makes you attractive. Want to dive into a conversation with me over some wine?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like in selective attention!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your favorite Parisian café again?

"In your mind's depths, my affection unfurls, you're the Freud to my dreams in this psychological world."

"Are you a cat whisperer? Because you've already got me feline-ing for you."

"Are you studying psychology? Because you just analyzed my heart and found the perfect match."

You fire up all the reward centers in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head.

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

Hey, you make my amygdala go crazy averytime I see you

Just a silly pickup line, I came with it in my psychology class :-)

Who's your daddy?

Do I remind you of him?

Your ego may be saying ‘no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.

You're the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.

You must be tired, because you've been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.

You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head.