You want to come upstairs? I'll show you my AAPL certifictes.

You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

I think you and me would have great potential output

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

Are your legs available for some open market operations?

Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

You make my demand curve go inelastic

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

Girl ill boost your moral like Enron boosted the economy in the 90's.

Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Hey girl my patronus is a financial statement.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

Your presence is one big positive externality

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

Are you revenue? Cause I'm a loss without you.

I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”

C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.

You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.

Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

Are you familiar with economic theory?

You've got great supply curves and I've got an aggressive demand trend" - Pano Agnos

You're welcome

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Are you an asset? Because your value keeps appreciatively increasing in my books, causing a market disruption."

"Your smile must have a degree in economics, because it's appreciating my interest exponentially!"

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

Do you want to get out of here so you can show me your private funding?

Are you a monopoly?

Cos you are all I can demand

I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.

I’m very volatile, I need some quantitative easing.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!