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Top 50 Politics Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Politics pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Politics tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  3. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  4. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  5. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  6. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

  7. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  8. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  9. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  10. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

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I want to actively listen to your life story.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and p**... into the issue deeply.

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

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I want to exploit you like an oil company.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

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How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?