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Top 50 Politics Pick Up lines

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  1. My d**ck is so polite

    It stands up so you can sit down :)

  2. My dick is so polite,

    When you want to sit it stands up.

  3. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  4. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  5. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  6. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  7. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  8. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

  9. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  10. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

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Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

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I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

I want to exploit you like an oil company.

We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.

Yours is the only weiner I’d vote for...

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

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Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

I'm the president!

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.