Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

The Communist Party believes in sharing.

Want to see a well hung parliment?

If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes.

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Im tired of being Independent, can I join your party?

Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.

Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

Are you as free as America tonight?

Let's make some bad decisions together, just not here.

Let's just say that my "approval rating" is very high.

They call me Mao Ze d**....

Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...

What's your lawn sign?

Room for one more ... in that voting booth?

So do you come to this polling place often.

Can I put my cross in your box?

Come to my party, I'll guarantee to get you in Labour.

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...

Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to.

You've got my vote baby.

I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.

Your voting booth or mine?

"Did you just vote? Because your beauty is definitely winning the election for my heart tonight."

Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

"If we face another uncertain day, can I at least start it by seeing that beautiful smile of yours?"

"If the world’s falling apart, at least let me wake up tomorrow wrapped in your arms—sounds much better than the news!"

Are you in parliament? Because you look hung to me.

"If tomorrow feels heavy, let’s share some smiles today; your laughter is the sunshine I need right now!"

"Do you teach democracy? Because every moment with you feels like a perfect election day."

Are you Joe Biden? Because you've got me feeling like I just won the election!

"If waking up tomorrow feels daunting, how about we get lost in each other tonight instead? You’re irresistible."

Pssst! I've got your Proposition right here.

"Forget the election results; how about we make our own future... starting with a little fun together?"

Is this line long, or is it just happy to see us?

"Did you just vote? Because your choice has me feeling all kinds of 'elected' to get to know you better."

"In a world of chaos, your smile is my favorite peace. Can I borrow it for a little while?"

"Are you a dream? Because waking up without you in America feels like a nightmare I don't want to face."

"If life feels heavy after the election, let me lift your spirits—starting with that gorgeous smile of yours."

"Are you a rainbow? Because you bring color to my gray thoughts about tomorrow after all this election chaos."

"Feeling lost in this crazy world? Let’s escape together; I promise to make every moment as captivating as you."

"Are you a dream? Because after these election results, I'd rather stay lost in your eyes than face reality."

Are you from a swing state?

"Is your smile a remedy? Because after this election, I could use a little heat to brighten my day!"

Nice choice! My dad has some interesting views. What’s your take on the most important issues this election? Let’s dive into it!

"Did your vote come with a warning? Because you've definitely elected yourself as the hottest thing in this room!"

Did you just come from the outback? Because you're hotter than a Queensland summer election.

"Amidst all the chaos, your kindness shines brighter than any election result. Can I share a moment with you?"

"Well, it seems like your calendar is busier than a politician's during election season!"

"If the world feels heavy tomorrow, can I be the reason you wake up smiling instead?"

"If tomorrow feels heavy, let’s make today lighter together—your smile is the sunshine I need right now!"

If being the class president means I get to have your vote, then I'm definitely up for re-election.

There's a massive swell in my election and I'm hoping you'll turn out...

Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

"Are you a dream? Because I’d rather get lost in your eyes than wake up to reality tomorrow."

Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?

You look independent. Wanna join my party?

"Can we mix politics with Greek mythology? Because I'd elect you to be my goddess of love and maths."

"If the world’s ending tomorrow, can I at least spend tonight getting lost in your captivating eyes?"

Care to let me pass a bill through your chamber?

"Did you just vote? Because your smile has my heart feeling like it’s winning every election tonight!"

"Are you a magic spell? Because waking up next to you would make any election result worth it."

"You’re the spark I need to forget the chaos; want to explore some delightful distractions together?"

"If tomorrow feels heavy, let me be the sunshine that brightens your day. You're too lovely to feel down."

Is that a ballot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Wanna play minister and shadow minister with me?

I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!