Top 50 Occupation Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Occupation rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Occupation pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.
I know exactly where all the most important parts are.
I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

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Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Can I do SABC on you?

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That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

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Can i see your battle buddy?

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Why dont you listen to your heart and go out with me?

You don't wanna go home with me?

Objection!

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

My sights are locked on you!

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

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Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

Do you want to plow this field?

Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

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