Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

Can I do SABC on you?

Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

Can i see your battle buddy?

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

My sights are locked on you!

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

Do you want to plow this field?

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I promise full coverage!

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

I'd plow your field.

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

Are you going to come quietly?

Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

You want to come upstairs? I'll show you my AAPL certifictes.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

Hi, I'm a doctor.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I like the size of your benefits package.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

I got your jurisdiction right here.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

I think I could add some serious value to your account.

You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

I'll search your grabbable area..

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

I would love to grease your fittings...

Why not missing out in my writing?

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

I would love to see the way you farm.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

Want to make some motions together?

I get fresh eggs daily.

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

My farmers tan is all over my body.

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

I just saved your life...have kiss with me...

Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

I wanna study your anatomy.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.