Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

Can I do SABC on you?

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

Can i see your battle buddy?

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

My sights are locked on you!

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

Do you want to plow this field?

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

You know... I can use my powers for both good and evil.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

We're both going to be doctors. Let's F*ck!

I’m a freak between the spreadsheets.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

I promise full coverage!

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

I'd plow your field.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

Would you like to see my power of attorney?

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

You want to come upstairs? I'll show you my AAPL certifictes.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

Hi, I'm a doctor.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

I got your jurisdiction right here.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

I like the size of your benefits package.

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

I think I could add some serious value to your account.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

When you are being nice to me, my flexor pollicis longus shorten and contract.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!

You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

I'll search your grabbable area..

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

I would love to grease your fittings...

Why not missing out in my writing?

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I would love to see the way you farm.

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

Hey baby, want some BAH and tricare?

I get fresh eggs daily.

Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

Girl you are like C4 cause you just blew me away.

You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

I hope someday to be your emergency contact.

Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

My farmers tan is all over my body.

I just saved your life...have kiss with me...

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

I wanna study your anatomy.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.