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Top 50 Occupation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Occupation chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  2. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  3. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  4. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  5. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  6. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  7. Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

  8. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

  9. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  10. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

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Funny occupation pickup lines

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Can I do SABC on you?

Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

Can i see your battle buddy?

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.

My sights are locked on you!

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.