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Top 50 Occupation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Occupation pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Occupation conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  2. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  3. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

  4. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  5. You have the cutest little deductible I've ever seen!

  6. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

  7. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  8. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

  9. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

  10. Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.


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Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Can I do SABC on you?

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Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

Can you be my accountant, because it’s too taxing for me not to love you.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

Can i see your battle buddy?

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Working Occupation tinder opener

Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

You don't wanna go home with me?

Objection!

Girl, you're the best performer in my diversified portfolio of booty calls.

Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

My sights are locked on you!

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?