How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.

Come to this watering hole often?

How about I shift my stick into something else...

Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

Do you like LEGO? 'cause I wanna build a world with you.

Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?

I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.

I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.

Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.

Down for a little adventure?

With you, my interest rate is rising.

Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

You have really nice forearms.

Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.

We should hook up. Get it?

I'm looking to lay more than brick tonight.

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Hey baby, wanna spawn?

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...

I do my best work on my back.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

Hey girl, are you Tyler Breeze? Because you're so MMMM Gorgeous!

Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart. But only if you make room for me.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

May I stock your pond?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

Hey baby, what's your FICO score?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

Ay girl, you must have a lot of clutch power because I can't be detached from you.

Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?

Honey you are my everything. And everything is awesome.

Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.

I'm really good at hand-jams.

I don't have crabs i have shrimp.

Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

Are you a hole? Cause I'm digging you.

Hey bebz check out my stud total.

Tag me in baby, I got you.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

I go down like Raw's ratings.

Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

Is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth without you showing any interest after?

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

I will make you look strong.

Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

Baby, you're so exotic. I've had my Eagle Eye on you from across the room all night.

I see you got a lot of room in your backset.

I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

Would you be interested in large growth investment?

How do you like my...... Battement?

Are you my credit card?

Cause you definitely got my interest

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

o**... procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Are you Matt Hardy? Because meeting you was a twist of fate.

If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

I got an itch only you can scratch.

I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.

This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.

I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.

I've got a great extension.

I want controlling interest of your assets.

You are the missing piece in my life-set.

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Do you believe in love at first flight?

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

I've developpèd a crush on you.

ou look like a million blocks.

Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?

Nice pair of fins you got there.

Does the interior match the exterior?

You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Hey girl, wanna belay me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

I drink to make you more interesting.

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?

Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

I feel like we really connect...

I'm pretty sure I can show you what a stud really looks like.

Hey girl are u a loan

Cuz i have interest in you

Are you a ballet barre? 'Cause I wanna hold onto you.

Are you a ballet barre?...because I want to hold onto you and never let go.

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

Like you can deposit my checks anytime.

Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

Are you a bank? Because you got my interest

Why don't we changement numbers.

Hey baby, wanna Ryback to my place?

I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

I'm interested in working in your penal colony.

Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!

Want to see what I'm holding?

Do you like JR because I'm gonna slobber all over those knockers.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Say girl, if you were the federal funds market, I would set my benchmark interest rate at 100%, 'cuz you fine.

Is your name Steve Austin? Since you’re staggering.

They just keep coming!

Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.