Top 50 Likes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Likes chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

   On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

2. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

3. I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

   You gotta cum inside!!!
   
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   edit: oh shit for someone who's new
   
   this blew up!!!!!!!!!
   
   upvotes for anyone who comments

4. I like my girls like my charging ports

   Next to my bed and always turned on.

5. How do you like your coffee?

   I should really know for tomorrow morning.

6. Your legs are like an Oreo

   Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

7. I like my women how I like my tesla

   Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

8. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

   Just worked

9. Aye girl are u a banana

   Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH
   
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   Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)
   
   Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)
   
   Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

10. Are you a library book?

    Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better
    
    
    
    
    
    Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))

Funny likes pickup lines

My pussy is like the weather
When it gets wet you should come inside

Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it

(Sorry if its bad)

Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D

I’m like a jolly rancher

Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

Worship you quietly and finger you all day

Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever

Do I know you?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

Do you like hot foods

If so, you definitely are what you eat

Do you like to Draw?

Cause I’ll put the D in raw

I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

Are you a mirror?

Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like

Is your heart a prison?

Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

You are like the stars at night

Because you make everything seem alright

Are you Australian

Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)

PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio

Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

Do You Like Whales?

Cause we can go humpback at my place.

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

I'm not Lauv

But I like me better when I'm with you.

You are just the way I like my beer...

Strong, Sweet and Addictive

- Day 82

Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

It's like a French kiss, But down under...

I like to take free things

And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

Do you like social media?

Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

Do you go to my gym?

Cause’ I’d really like to work you out.

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one