How do you like your coffee?

I should really know for tomorrow morning.

I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked

I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~

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>!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

I’m like a jolly rancher

Small. Sweet. And fun to s**... on.

Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws

Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever

Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

Which would you like to taste first?

I'm jealous of your heart..

Because it's pumping inside of you ;)


Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

Like the one buried in my backyard.

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

Do you like hot foods

If so, you definitely are what you eat

I like my woman like I like my castle

Bouncy

Do you like to Draw?

Cause I’ll put the D in raw

Hey girl, are you a girl?

Because you look like a girl.

I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

Ayy Gril, Are you a girl

Because you look like a girl

Are you a mirror?

Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like

You are like the stars at night

Because you make everything seem alright

I like my women like I like my Covid

19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily

Are you Australian

Because I’d like to go down undah.

I used to think your curves were perfect

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

Do You Like Whales?

Cause we can go humpback at my place.

Do you know how I like my women ?

Like covid.


19, breath taking and easily spread

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

I'm not Lauv

But I like me better when I'm with you.

You are just the way I like my beer...

Strong, Sweet and Addictive

- Day 82

Life without you is like coding while Github is down

All i can commit is suicide.

I like to take free things

And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Hey girl are we the twin towers?

Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on eachother

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

Do you go to my gym?

Cause’ I’d really like to work you out.

I like c_ddling, you like k_ssing; and we both know exactly what's missing ;)

(U and I)

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

You like c_ddles and I like k_ssing

And we both know exactly what's missing

Can I give you a kiss?...

If you don't like it you can return it.

In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

My love for you is like the stars during the day....

You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Are you a piece of bread?

Cause I like to put a piece of meat in between those buns

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

I’m like quick sand the deeper you go the tighter it gets

Are you a pen?

Cause id like to pick you up and use you.

For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Hey! We are like Nike and McDonald‘s

I‘m doing it and you‘re loving it

Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.

Are you a pillow?

Because I like to flip you over when it's getting hot.

Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

You look like thanksgiving Dinner

Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

I like playing video game

Because you are my candy crush

Are you nemo from finding nemo

Coz it's difficult to find a girl like you

Girl, are you a card game?

Coz you look like Numero UNO.

Are you a box?

Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

Which version of Minecraft do you prefer?

I prefer Java, but I'd like to make your bed rock.

My love for you is like pi

Its never ending

I like eating veg

Clea-veg

Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

Hey girl, do you work at the zoo?

Because you look like a keeper.

Girl, I've got a tip for you.

Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

I like my women like I like my Oreos...

Held under the surface until the bubbles stop...

You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

Are you like Arthritis?

Because you make me go weak in my knees.

I’m like a bee

I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

Are you my wallet?

Because i would never like to loose u

Do you like boring people?

Cuz I’m tryin to bore into you

You like sleeping too? Cool!!

We should do it together sometime.

Girl I'd like to make you my universe

We can start with a big bang

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

Hey girl, do you garden?

Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty

I like my women like I like my laptop

On my lap, turned on, and virus free.

Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok

You: Actually I can't

Her: Why not?

You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Gurl we are like 2 pieces of the same metal in space

Cuz if we get together I reckon we’ll be inseparable

I like my women how I like my Covid

19 and easily spread

Hey, do you like geometry?

Cause you've got some curves.

I’m not a numismatic...

But you’re looking like a dime.

I like my girls how I like jesus

Tied to a cross

Where can I buy a chess table with a queen like you?

I'm like a fireman..

..I find them hot and leave them wet

You look like you're having a rough day.

How about a rough night to ballance it out?

I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hung

Do you like coffee?

Because I like you a latte.

I'd like to storm your castle!

How’d you like to make a ring seal?

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

Have you seen Titanic? Did you like the end... when it "went down"?

Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.

If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

What's a nice girl like you doing in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy?

(Ref. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )

I like the color of your fireball.

You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

My love for you burns like Din's Fire.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

I like your hair, eyes and smile

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.