Top 50 Likes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Likes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

   On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

2. Are you a meme?

   Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

3. Hey, do you like communism?

   Cause we could share a bed.

4. Do you like bad boys?

   Because I'm bad at everything I do.

5. I like my girls like my charging ports

   Next to my bed and always turned on.

6. Ay girl are you a grill?

   Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

7. How do you like your coffee?

   I should really know for tomorrow morning.

8. I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

   Can I invite you to dinner?

9. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

   But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

10. Your legs are like an Oreo

    Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

Funny likes pickup lines

I like my women how I like my tesla
Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked

Aye girl are u a banana

Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)

Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

Do you like Minecraft?

Because I want to make your bedrock

Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

My pussy is like the weather
When it gets wet you should come inside

Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

You make me feel like a leaf.

Because I’m always falling for you

Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

I’m like a jolly rancher

Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws

Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

Worship you quietly and finger you all day

Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever

Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

Do I know you?

Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

Which would you like to taste first?

I'm jealous of your heart..

Because it's pumping inside of you ;)


Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

Damn girl, are you a pilgrim?

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.

Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

Like the one buried in my backyard.

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

Do you like hot foods

If so, you definitely are what you eat