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Top 50 Common Expressions Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Common Expressions pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Common Expressions conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

  2. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  3. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

  4. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  5. I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

  6. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  7. Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

  8. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  9. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

  10. Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

Funny common expressions pickup lines

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

What does having kiss with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?
I can't do either without expressed written consent

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

Do you know karate cause your body is kickin

Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

Guy: Oh it's just your beautiful eyes

Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot

A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I'm a fortune teller and I predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me

Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa ?