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Top 50 Common Expressions Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Common Expressions pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

  2. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  3. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

  4. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  5. I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

  6. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  7. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  8. Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

  9. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

  10. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Funny common expressions pickup lines

Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

Do you know karate cause your body is kickin

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot

Guy: Oh it's just your beautiful eyes

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

A Wonka gin tonic, please. 'With ice?' 'Obviously.' 'Okay then could you please step away from the bar?' 'What?! Why?' 'You're melting all the ice.'

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!