Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I will love you from the first to the last.

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Babe, your smile makes me flush with blush.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Your lips look really dry. I could moisturize them for you if you want

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

Girl, are you ready for my liquid blush to make you really blush?

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

If all women have flawless hair like yours, hairdressers will go out of business!

My boners wants to party in your forest.

Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my b**....

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

Are you w**... Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Since it's the times of allergies, I hope your nose isn't the only thing that leaks when you see me.

You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.

Girl are you loud? Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you.

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

Can I have your ears? Because I want to nibble on them.

I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Are you my nose? Because you take my breath away.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

Babe, you will need ear protection because I will make you into a loud instrument tonight.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my p**....

Amazing Tattoo, amazing t**... Too.

You have the best blush of all the time.