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Top 21 General Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty General pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

  2. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  3. You can be the Secretary General of my heart.

  4. I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

  5. Are you a French general from the early 1800s?

    Because you’re Napoleon my heart strings.

  6. Are you a Union Army General?

    Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

  7. If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.

  8. Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

  9. Are you a general?

    Cause you keep my privates standing on end!

  10. [IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

    I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

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Hey are you a High ranking Iranian General?
Cause i wana explode on your face

Hey girl, are you general Pinochet

Because im falling for you

Hey baby are you a General?

Because my dick is standing at full attention.

Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

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Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won

Hey there, do you know I am named confederate Civil War general?

The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

Are you VIP or general admission?

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